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It was November, my birthday month. My birthday was next week, actually. Nobody in the Akatsuki knew when my birthday was. Simply because I did not tell, and they did not ask. The base had stayed fairly clean, my duties switched more to the minimal dusting and pickup and the occasional cleaning of the bathroom.

Now, let me elaborate on the bathrooms. There were 10 bathrooms here. More then enough for everyone. So how in there world there was blood, green slime, poop stains, and other nasty things just on the walls is beyond me. My bathroom was always clean, so clean it sparkled. What they hell did they do in their bathrooms? And ew, ohhh ew, the hairy in the drain. Ugh, that part is...ugh.

Now, back to my birthday. I bought myself a few nice things for my birthday, simply because I wanted to get something on my birthday. I got a few cute belly button rings, my favorite being a turquoise starfish. I bought a beautiful red lace dress that I was sure I would never have the chance to wear, but it had cost my two dollars and was a perfect fit. I also bought a few shirts and pants, whatever I liked.

What I didn't expect to get was another tattoo. It was kind of a spur on the moment thing I suppose, I walked passed the shop and thought to myself 'well, today would be the perfect day to do it. No Akatsuki to be found hassling me, my birthday is next week. Why not?'

So I did it. I got a tattoo. I had already had a beautiful dream catcher on the side of my thigh. Now on my other thigh I had gotten an anchor and the words 'I refuse to sink' beneath it and then on my wrist I got 'we live with the scars we choose'.

From there I went and bought things for my room. Just pictures and wall decals, neon colored wall stickers in the shape of feathers, beautiful pictures of the ocean, which I had never seen.

When I came in with all my bags, Deidara had been the only one I passed on the way to my room, he had raised a brow at me and grinned.

"What's the special occasion, un?" He asked.

I smiled mysteriously at him and winked. I had done my hair and make up before I left the house, and it had somehow made my blue eyes seem to glow. "What? A girl can't shop?" I asked.

Deidara just shook his head and continued to watch a movie while I went into my room and put stuff away.

I hadn't done much decorating in the months I'd been here. The walls were black, the floor a beautiful wood of some kind. But there was no life to the room, you wouldn't know a person lived in there if it weren't for the laptop and the mini fridge.

I put up my wall decals and my picture, the bright colors contrasted beautifully with the dark, and it made it feel a little less depressing and a little more lively. I was playing music and dancing and having a good old time by myself, putting away clothes and otherwise headbanging and singing and such.

"Let's start the party.
I'm tired of fucking around!
Leave your drama at the door, step up or step OUT!
And when we get things rollin', we'll be rollin' till the break of dawn!

Tonight's the night, so throw your hands in the air and fucking bounce.

Hey, girl, I'm lookin' for a good time.
Oh shit, this is how mistakes are made!
What now?
We've gone too far to take it back.
Oh fuck, I hope you don't keep bothering me.

Embrace the feeling that overcomes us all.
Yeah, I'm not about to preach to your virgin ears.
God damn, livin' the fast life. "

"What the fuck do you listen to?" Hidans gruff voice asked from behind me, making me jump and drop the red dress I was putting away.

"Hidaaannnn" I whined. "Don't dooo thattt."

Hidan just smirked and I picked up my dress with a growl that made him laugh.

"Listen, kitten." Kitten was my new nickname, given to me when I had found an adorable black and white kitten about a month ago and brought him home with me. I had names him Kibō, and took care of him, when I found him, he was barely alive, mewling and sitting in a puddle, starving, I brought him home, cleaned him, nursed him with a bottle, and currently the creature was laying on my bed, his little ears perked up and the sound of 'kitten' but was otherwise resting peacefully. "I'll do what I want."

I shook my head and went to put the dress in my closet, but Hidan grabbed it from my hand and looked at it. "The fuck is the dress for? You got a date or something?"

I growled again, making him laugh, and snatched the dress back. "No. I have never have and never will be on a date, thank you very much."

Hidan raised a brow, leaning against my closet door. "Now, why the hell not?" He asked, seriously interested.

I shrugged. "None of the boys interested me at home. And you boys will run me into an early grave long before I catch a boys attention who already has mine." I put simply. "I will die a never dated, never been kissed, virgin cat woman."

Hidan started cracking up at my last comment, before swinging an arm around me. "I'll tell ya what, I'll get you a date, and you'll just fucking owe me one. Or three. Or seven"

I blinked at him. "You think...I'm incapable of getting a date?" I asked.

"No, I just think you need to go one one die before you die your early, virgin, cat woman death."

I snorted and put my dress away. "Fine, deal. Get me a date, I'll owe you one."

"Or three. Or seven."

"You pick some weird numbers Hidan."

"So fucking what?"

I just shook my head. "Oh! Guess what! I got a new tattoo!" I showed him my wrist, and he grinned at me.

"Well, aren't you a regular bad ass now, kitten."

"I've always been a regular bad ass, now I'm just a super one."

Hidan laughed and walked out my room, shaking his head.

Later on that week, Hidan waled into my room randomly to tell me something or complain or something.

I don't know.

I do know I was changing.

So there I was, wearing my bright blue lacy thong and bra, with Hidan just standing, staring at me like he'd never seen a girl before.

"Get the fuck out!" I screeched, throwing a pillow I had ripped up off the bed at him. "What the fuck! Stop just standing there!"

Hidan took a long moment to walk out, but her shut the door behind him, thankfully. I finished changing and threw the door open to be greeted by his lovely face. "What was so important?" I asked exasperatedly.

Now, Hidan can be vicious, rude, have the ability to piss everyone off in a matter of minutes, and a chronic flirt. (Which I can't blame him. He was good looking.) But he always would knock on my door when I had it closed. So I could only assume that he barged in because something important happened. Because otherwise, I was going to kill him.

"You have a date in two hours. Be in the living room." He stated simply, he looked to be in some strange state of shock.

I had heard the noises that came from his room down the hall at night. So I know the female body was something he saw quite often. I had clear skin, no acne, and I almost looked airbrushed perfect. I had been very fortunate in the area of genetics. I suppose it was to make up for my unavailability to the majority of the human race. I was just..not good at conversation...or romance...or sex. So what had the poor guy shocked was beyond me.

I went into my room, put on the red dress, brushed my hair to a shine and applied makeup. My hair was very straight and shiny today, I loved it. So I walked out of my room, my black heels clicking on the floor as I approached the living room. I entered just on time to. Just in time to find Deidara standing there, hands in his dress pockets, looking awkward in a dress shirt.

Hidan had to be pulling some prank on me. I was going to kill him.