Hello! I'd just like to say thanks for the positive feedback on chapter one! I really appreciate it! This chapter takes place after "Cold War", and will continue into Chapter 3. Warning! Silliness ahead! ENJOY!

Chapter Two

Cold War

"No way!"

"Yes way!"

We were back in the TARDIS, after an exciting day of not only being trapped on a sinking submarine, but also meeting a rather unfriendly Ice Warrior. There were quite a few perks to the day though, now Grand Marshall Skaldak knew who I was. Silly timelines, always getting mixed up.

"You have to take me there!" My brunette travelling companion, Clara insisted. I had just told her a little bit about the planet Jalahou. It was like the ultimate travel destination! Literally! Beaches, and amusement parks, and little strips of cheap gift shops that you only saw in tourist areas.

"I'm sure we can get around to going there someday" I smiled as I examined a bundle of wires tangled up underneath the TARDIS's control panel.

"Well I hope that someday is soon!" Clara let me know "I'm going to go get cleaned up! All that dirty ocean water is enough to make anyone need to take a shower!"

"Can you find your way to your room without getting lost?" I asked half jokingly.

"Yeah I can!" Clara laughed that silly little laugh of hers, and was on her way into the corridors of the TARDIS. Not before shouting "Hey maybe you should take a shower too!" I self-consciously sniffed my coat sleeve, and wrinkled up my nose. Maybe Clara was right...

I carefully stood up, avoiding stepping on any fragile part of the TARDIS's wiring. As I walked back into the familiar halls of my ship, I thought about all the things that had happened earlier that day. Well technically on the TARDIS it was like having one giant never-ending day, what with the time travel and all. I thought about how Clara had actually stayed when I told her actually stayed. It was funny how shocking that statement was to me, after all of the stubborn travelling companions I'd had, Clara had actually followed my directions. That was a pretty big feat. But I also knew that the main reason Clara had stayed was because she was afraid. She was genuinely afraid. But she was also very brave. So very brave. Clara Oswald was a very brave young lady.

I finally approached my bedroom, I could hear the shower running in the room across from mine. I was so glad that the TARDIS never ran out of hot water. I turned the silver knob in my own shower and walked out into my bedroom to take off my clothes, leaving them in a pile on my bed. As soon as I was about to step into the hot water I heard a knock on my bedroom door.

I quickly tied a towel around my waist, and opened the door.

"I don't have any clothes." There stood Clara, a towel covering her body, and another one wrapped in her hair.

"You remember where the wardrobe is don't you?" I asked, recalling back to this morning when she had found her way there perfectly fine.

"The TARDIS won't let me in!" Clara huffed, crossing her arms over her chest. "I told you it didn't like me!"

"I'm sure she likes you" I assured "she must just be adding new clothing items to the collection! Happens quite often actually, usually when the present day era is going through new style fazes."

"Well that's great and all, but I can't walk around naked for the rest of the day, who knows how long it will take for the door to the wardrobe to unlock!"

I scratched the back of my head, I didn't have any spare women's clothing lying around. That would be a bit strange. But I couldn't say that I had never been in a situation like this before, in fact in 900 years I had ran across quite a few similar situations, so I knew what to do.

I stepped back from the doorway and allowed Clara to step into my room. She immediately headed over to my dresser and began opening drawers.

"You better warn me if there's anything in here that I shouldn't be seeing" Clara looked up from my dresser.

"What would be in there?"

"Well you are a guy, even if you are alien." I felt my cheeks redden realizing what she was implying.

"You're safe" I muttered.

"Good" and she went back to digging through my underwear drawer. "Do these actually fit you?" Clara held up a pair of rather small boxers and looked at me with a raised eyebrow.

"Those aren't mine- I mean they are mine, but-"

"I don't even want to know" Clara sighed and pulled a white t-shirt out of another drawer. 'Ok I'm done here, you can take your shower now!" She smiled softly and walked out of the room.

What a mystery that girl was.

Much to my dislike, after a nice nap (which only lasted like an hour at most), I woke up to the sound of knocking on my bedroom door. Being the lazy person I was I shouted a "come in" while staying bundled up in my bed.

The Doctor opened the door and stepped in my room. "Sorry to wake you" he apologized "I just wanted to let you know that the wardrobe unlocked, and also I was wondering if you were hungry, because I don't want you to starve. That would be bad!" He rambled.

I pushed a stray strand of hair out of my eyes and propped myself up into a sitting position on my bed. "Thanks for letting me know, and I suppose I am a bit hungry" I realized.

"Well whatever would you like to eat?" He grinned his usual grin and I forced myself to climb out from underneath all of my blankets. I was still wearing the Doctor's large t-shirt and boxers so I'm sure I looked ridiculous, but that doesn't matter I suppose.

"You know what sounds good to eat?" I paused "breakfast food, like french toast and sausage and orange juice!" I licked my lips just thinking of the meal.

"Well" the Doctor paused for effect "I think I know just the place!" His grin widened even further "and it may or may not be on a particular planet I was telling you about earlier."

I felt a smile spread across my face "Do you mean what I think you mean?

"Well that depends what you're thinking!" The Doctor laughed and tapped my nose with his pointer finger. "There is one thing though" he added.

"And what might that be?"

"It requires clothes!" he chuckled.

"What do I wear? Help me choose!" I had no idea what sort of dressing customs this foreign planet had, and certainly not what the weather was like either!

"Tallyho!" The Doctor threw his fist in the air in a childish manner and began marching out of the room. I quickly jumped out of bed and followed him down the hall, thinking about all the amazing possibilities of Jalahou.

The wardrobe had made obvious changes since the last time I had been in the room, but probably the most obvious change was that the floors were no longer covered in unused clothes. They must've been moved back to their right places, on hangers, or folded on shelves. The wardrobe had sort of a grocery store feel to it. By that I mean because of the way it was set up, the humongous room was split up into aisles according to the sort of clothing was held in it. Some aisles were marked with normal titles like "Men's Dress Wear" or "Casual Women's Blouses", but other aisles were marked with "Mangolian Togas (with rhinestones)" or "Decorative Pillow Sham Themed Pants".

I carefully followed the Doctor as he winded down the aisles, searching for what he was looking for. Eventually he came to an abrupt stop and murmured an "ah ha!"

"Women's Beachwear" I read the title on the plaque aloud "Also Known as Jalahouen Casual Wear, or Megazonian Formal apparel".

"Exactly what we're looking for!" The Doctor clasped his hands together "so take a look around! Most anything in this section will be appropriate!" he turned around and started skimming through racks of clothes "well except maybe this" he grimaced holding up a bright orange, cropped tank top that was covered in white lace near the neckline, but then was followed by gold and silver rhinestones all across the front. Yeah that was a big no.

I walked down the aisle contemplating my choices. I found a pair of light blue denim shorts with frayed edges that would probably cover down to my high to mid-thigh. As I was looking through tank tops I noticed that I was approaching a large section of bathing suits ranging from one pieces to bikinis.

"Any chance we'll go swimming?" I called, I wasn't sure where the Doctor had wandered off to, maybe the men's equivalent of this section?

"I like swimming!" Was his muffled response. I took that as a yes, and began to look through the never-ending section of swim wear.

After what seemed like forever I found a simple bikini, the bottoms were tie dyed all different colors of the rainbow, and the top was a light blue and strapless, the fabric in the front criss crossed in the middle.

I also grabbed a plain white bathing suit cover up, and a black tank top with some sort of pink embroidered pattern on the front.

I headed back the way the Doctor and I had come, finding him walking in my direction. "Have you got what you need?" He called.

"Yeah!" I responded "How about you?"

"Yup! Go get changed! I'll be in the control room!" and with that he walked out of sight leaving me to follow his orders.

I walked into the control room wearing my newly acquired outfit, I found the Doctor standing in the room, apparently waiting for me. He was wear khaki colored shorts that ended halfway down his knee, and a light green t-shirt with the word "Hollister" etched across the front in bold silver letters. He was also adorning brown "man flip flops" on his feet. I must've been looking him over for at least a whole minute, he looked so different wearing casual clothes, and without that darned bow tie of course.

"Are you ready?" He asked promptly.

"Yes!"

And he led the way onto the planet, a buzz of excitement filling my brain