Dragon Puncher and the Special Bullet Bill Cannon Act

(With Special Guest: David 'The Bullet' Smith Jr.)

It's a fantastic day at the Mushroom Kingdom where I was watching some television at my house when suddenly, I saw someone who is going to be shot out of a cannon. I said, "Wow! That must be David Smith Jr. also known as 'The Bullet'. He is the best Human Cannonball on Earth. If I could be like 'The Bullet', I'll be very impressed. Well, there is only one place where I can do that. To the circus!"

So off I went to the circus to prepare for my best act.

When I got there, I said, "Mario, I would like to be part of the circus as The Human Bullet Bill just like David."

Mario smiled to me and replied, "Hold it! Did you mean 'The Bullet'?"

"That's right!"

Mario looked at me and said, "Well, we can arrange a special act just for you and it is going to be at the end of the show so, I guess you're in the circus! Now, get ready for your best act."

"Thank you, Mario! I'll do it for David!"

Just then, it was time for the final act. Mario took out the microphone and said, "And now, to conclude this amazing show, we have one final act. It is time for the Human Bullet Bill and here to perform this final act of the day is the one person we all know and love, Dragon Puncher!"

Just then, I came to the tent and said, "Thank you! Thank you!"

Then Mario continued on and said, "Now watch as Dragon will be shot out of this Bill Blaster and soar like a bullet all the way to the special target!"

Just then, the Bill Blaster appeared as I put on my Bullet Bill hat. I smiled to myself and said, "This is it! My dream of being shot out of the cannon is about to come true and I'm going to do it just like David."

As I was about to enter the cannon, someone came in to the tent and said, "I'm looking for Dragon Puncher and I wanted to wish him a safe journey."

I heard the voice and said, "No way. Could it be?"

Then the man said, "That's right, it's me! David 'The Bullet' Smith Jr.!"

"Davide! You came!" I said to him as I gave him a hug.

The crowd also cheered for David's appearance as he said, "Wow! I never seen so many Goombas, Toads and Koopas cheer for me. Where am I?"

"You're in the Mushroom Kingdom and you're just in time to see me get shot out of the cannon. So, I need you to do the official countdown so I can be launched. Can you do that?"

David smiled at me and said, "Of course, Dragon! I'll do it for the Mushroom Kingdom and after all, I am the Bullet!"

Mario came to David and said to the crowd, "Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we have a special guest who is going to give the countdown for us. What is your name, sir?"

"David Smith Jr., Mario." David replied, "I'm also known as the Bullet and I'm a three-time record holder for being The Human Cannonball. I'm so glad to see you in your red hat, Mario!"

"Thank you, David. So, are you here to see Dragon get shot out of the Bill Blaster?"

David smiled and said, "I love Human Cannonball acts and this is my favorite hobby. So, let's do it! Dragon Puncher... ENTER THE CANNON!"

Then I entered the cannon as David said, "Alright everyone, it looks like we're all set to go for launch. Now as soon as Dragon gives the signal, we are ready for the countdown so, I want complete silence from the crowd as we await Dragon's signal."

Then the crowd grew very silent as I said, "OK, it looks like I'm ready to go so, let's do this. David, I'm ready!"

"All systems are go!" David announced to the crowd, "That means it is time to launch the cannon. Now, I want everyone in the audience to join me in the countdown so we can send Dragon flying! Here we go, everyone! 5, 4..."

As the crowd counts, I took a deep breath as I brace myself for impact.

"3, 2, 1..."

The cannon is ready, the target is locked and then, it's go time.

"FIRE!"

BOOM!

The cannon fired, and out I came like a real Bullet Bill soaring high in the sky and then, I hit the target.

When the target was hit, it released confetti as it fall on the stage. David said, "Dragon Puncher has done it! He is one fast bullet! Let's give it up for the Human Bullet Bill... DRAGON PUNCHER!"

And then, the crowd cheered for me as I took a bow. I smiled to Dave and said with a hug, "Thank you David for giving me the signal. You will always be the Bullet in my book."

"You're welcome, Dragon! Say, do you think you could do me next?" David asked me.

"I can do that! Bring in the official cannon!"

And then, David's official cannon came in to the circus as I said, "And now, making his Mushroom Kingdom debut, the Amazing Mario Bros. Circus proudly presents the man with the records. Here's David 'The Bullet' Smith Jr.!"

The crowd then cheered for David as he did his final preparations and then, he entered the cannon. Mario looked at the cannon and said, "All systems are go! Ready for the countdown, Dragon?"

I smiled at him and said, "With pleasure, Mario! Everyone, you know what to do!"

The crowd agreed as the countdown began. When the countdown ends, Dave went flying as the cannon fired him.

When he was done, Dave said, "Ta-da!"

The crowd cheered very loudly for Dave as I said, "David Smith Jr., everyone! Give it up for the Bullet!"

David came to us and said, "Thanks for letting me come to your circus, guys. I think I'm going to like this place. Say, may I join you for some Mario Kart racing at Mario Circuit?"

Mario smiled and said, "Sure! Come on!"

And so, we had a great day with 'The Bullet'.