Clint, Tony, Steve, and Bruce were all still sitting at the table trying to come up with something. No one really said much but they just sat and continued to stare at the blank sheet of paper in front of them.

"Ok we really need to write something I'm checking in with Jarvis regularly on my phone, and he said that Hill and Pepper have been helping Nat and she's actually writing away about the many reasons as to why she's marrying your stupid ass." Tony said pulling his phone out.

"Wait when did you get Jarvis hooked up to your phone?" Bruce asked.

"Not important!" Tony said putting his phone down. "What is important is they are winning right now as we speak and sit here and have NOTHING!"

"Umm Tony this isn't a game, there isn't a winner or loser here." Steve said scooting his chair away from Tony.

"Really Steve!" Tony said shooting him a disbelieving look. "If it's not then why can Natasha come up with more things about Clint then he can about her!" He said making them all just stare at him dumbfounded. "See! None of you can give me an answer!"

"Anyways!" Steve said before Tony could ramble on any further. "Tony by some chance has a point, we do need to think of something."

"I know I love her." Clint said picking up the pen. "I just don't know how to express it without it coming out stupid."

"And that's why we're here!" Tony exclaimed. "We are here to make sure she doesn't stab you before you both say 'I do'." Tony said before pulling out his phone and typing something frantically.

"What are you typing?" Bruce asked getting curious of what caught Tony's attention.

"I'm just making a note to remind Coulson to put up metal detectors at the beginning of the aisle to be safe that the Widow doesn't actually come in wearing a gun or knife attached to her." He stated staring up at the other three. "You know for everyone's protection."

"Makes sence." Bruce said causing Clint to give an eye-roll.

"Don't worry Nat's not going to kill anyone on our wedding day." Cling said then smirked. "Well at least anyone who didn't deserve it." He added shooting a look over at Tony causing the other two men to laugh.

"Why would I be the one she'd kill!"

"Because you're the only one of any of us that she can't sit in the same room with, without wanting to cause physical harm to." Steve said catching his breath.

"It's still not right!"

Just then lightning struck in the middle of the apartment that signaled to all of them one thing.

"Hey Thor." Clint said as the smoke cleared around the demigod. "What made you come back so soon?"

"Eye of hawk!" Thor said in a very dramatic sounding way. "I came as soon as could after getting the message of your troubling times!"

"Ok?" Clint said "What troubling times?"

"Man of iron didn't tell you he sent me a message on my cellular device saying I needed to be here and that it was urgent, and that if I didn't help Lady Natasha would cut off your man hood and feed it to a goat!"

Steve, Bruce, and Clint all shot a glare at Tony.

"Well it's not a full-blown out lie!"

"Well he could be of some help!" Steve said rubbing his temple.

"See I have good ideas once in a while!"

"Shut up Tony!" The three other Avengers said to their comrade as Thor just stood there staring in confusion.

An update was asked for and an update is here. Sorry if it's shorter. And usually with my stories by the third chapter I start getting a little bit less comical. But hope everyone still in enjoys it! Yet again R&R and I still don't own the Avengers!