"Ok I'm starting to get irritated with the amount of things I've crossed out now!" Natasha exclaimed putting her head in her hands. "How hard is it to say something that won't sound ridiculous or stupid?"
"If it makes you feel any better Clint's not doing much better than you are!" Pepper stated with an all-knowing smirk.
"How do you know that?" Maria asked raising an eye-brow at the blonde on the couch.
"I over-road Jarvis's codes and hacked into the camera's in Clint and Natasha's apartment for the afternoon just to see if Clint was doing any better." She said making the other two women smirk at her. "It's actually kind of funny considering Tony, Steve, Bruce, and Thor are all in there helping him."
"Yup the dream team sure do know what they're doing when it comes to love don't they." Natasha said feeling a little bit more relieved. "At least I know I'm not the only one having a hard time with these stupid vows!"
"Wasn't it your idea in the first place though to have you guys write your own vows?" Maria asked.
"Not the point right now!" Natasha stated annoyed. "The point at this time is that I can't make it come out the way I want it to."
"Let's try another memory and see if that's any more help than the last few have been" Pepper suggested.
"Yeah because the first few have been so helpful to me!" Natasha said sarcasm dripping from her tone.
"Well they got you writing didn't they?" Maria said smirking.
"All I can think of right now is that he's corny and caring and has a really nice dick." Natasha said. "That is what my wedding vows consist of from memories of the two of us together."
"Your really going to put in your wedding vows that he has a nice dick?" Pepper asked.
"I just might if I don't come up with anything else soon!" Natasha exclaimed throwing down the paper and pen.
"Well lets just see if you have anymore memories that will cause something of inspiration." Pepper said sitting back and looking at the spy.
"Fine we'll do it your way Pepper!"
"Rock my world into the sun light." Clint sang in the shower. When Natasha woke up that was what she heard. "Make this dream the best I've ever known"
"Clint?" she said trying to catch her hawks attention.
"Dirty dancing in the moon light." He continued either not hearing her or pretending he hadn't. "Take me down like I'm a domino!"
"CLINT!" She screamed getting his attention as he stuck his head out of the shower to look over at her with a childish looking grin.
"Yes sweetheart?" He said innocently.
"When made you decide that you wanted to start singing pop music in the shower?" She asked smirking at him from the doorway of the bathroom.
"I decided I liked the lyrics to this song particular this morning when it was playing on the alarm clock when I woke up." Clint stated as though that explained why he was singing it.
"Ok?" Natasha said feeling very confused.
Natasha decided to let it go for the time being since it really wasn't something to get to worked up about. She was used to Clint singing while he did almost everything. Hell on missions half the time when he was stationed on a roof top while she was on the ground he would sing into the comms. just to see if it would be a challenge to her demeanor while she worked on the mark. So she let it slide, that was until she heard him humming it at the stove while he was flipping pancakes for their breakfast.
"Clint?" She asked approaching him cautiously.
"Yes babe?" He asked smirking.
"You are really starting to freak me out with this song." She stated feeling worried about Clint not being 'normal' Clint. "Why are you so obsessed with singing and humming it. You don't even like most modern songs."
"Have you actually ever listened to the lyrics of the song?" Clint asked with a sly grin.
"No." Natasha said flatly. "And I don't think I want to either."
"You'll come around to it." Clint said turning back to the food he was preparing.
Later that evening after hearing Clint repeat the chorus to the song over five hundred times, Natasha decided to bite the bullet and actually listen to it. When the song ended she sat there staring at the screen of her laptop with a smirk on her face. She finally realized why Clint actually took the time to listen to it and had to admit, it was stupid, but the good kind of stupid.
"Hey." She said walking over and plopping down in his lap.
"Hey." He said wrapping an arm around her waist.
"So I listened to that song."
"What did you think of it?" He asked shifting a bit so he could look at her a bit better.
"It's a really stupid song." She said beginning to laugh.
"Isn't it!" Clint said laughing along with her.
"But it's also kind of cute at the same time." She said wrapping her arms around his neck and planting a kiss on his lips.
"That's true it is stupidly cute." He said grinning at her. "So you see why I've been singing it all day then."
"Is that really all you think about every day?" She asked raising an eye-brow at her boy-friend.
"For the most part." He said pretending to think about it for a second. "Oh and I think about you."
"You think about me and sex all day long."
"Sometimes food and sleep, but mostly you and sex." He said faining hurt when she punched his shoulder. "You know you're really starting to make this an abusive relationship."
"You like it though." She said with a smirk.
"So can you guess what I'm thinking right now?"
"How much you would love to just bring me into the bedroom and show you aren't being abused by me."
"It's as though we have one mind!" Clint said standing up causing Natasha to squeal as he carried her to the bedroom. When they got there though he paused for a second and turned on a CD that he downloaded. The first song she heard was their now favorite stupid song causing her to laugh hysterically as Clint began to dance his way to her singing the song.
"Anything?" Maria asked.
"He can make me laugh without even trying!" She said a gleam in her eye from said memory.
"Anything else?" Pepper asked seeing the nostalgia in Natasha's eyes.
"He can sing and cook."
"Those are so weak!" Pepper said making Maria laugh.
"Come on what else?" Maria said between chuckling.
"He can bring a smile to my face without even realizing why he's done it."
"Why can't Tony be like Clint!" Pepper said with a fake pout.
"Because then you two would be clawing each others eyes out over him." Maria said with a smirk.
"Yeah." The two said in unison as Natasha picked the pen and paper up again and began to write more down.
Ok new chapter! Hope everyone likes it! The chorus to the song by the way is Domino by Jesse J for anyone who didn't already know that.
