AN: Hey, guys, DarkShockBro here. Well, here's the first chapter of Letterredo! And yes, it is supposed to be almost identical to Letterama on purpose, since this is a time travel story. Don't worry, that'll change soon as the story progresses. And updates won't be so quick from now on, I'm afraid. School and all that jazz.

I do not own any of these characters, they all belong to CragmiteBlaster, and I have full permission to write this story.

Well, I hope you guys enjoy this first chapter!

Kim landed in the boat with a thud, causing her to say, "Oof! Ugh, that wasn't pleasant."

Suddenly, her eyes widened. "Oh, wait! That weird guy said that my bruise would be fixed! Oh, please tell me…"

With that, Kim looked down and saw that her body was in perfect condition, just like it was before, causing her to fistpump and yell, "Yes! Oh, that feels good! I'll just have to deal with these idiots now, but hey, at least I'm in perfect condition again… like I always should've been. ...Wait, this isn't a dream, right?"

The dangerous flirt took this time to pinch herself. "Oh, thank goodness… maybe. Well, hey, at least I'm back in business now! And now that I know what happened last time, I'll make sure it doesn't happen again."

Her mouth then contorted into a smirk. "And I'll get to spend some time with my old friend the confessional again. As terrible as my last experience was, at least I was able to get a part of my true self off my chest. ...So this might be alright. Just gotta be a bit more careful, that's all…"

She sighed. "Oh, who the hell am I kidding? This is gonna suck. Why did I try out for this show again? Whatever, let's get this over with…"

With a nod, Kim cleared her throat, played with her hair a little, and 'got into character', as it were. A minute or so later, the boat hit the dock, and a Hispanic girl said, "Our next female contestant is Kim!"

The dangerous flirt took this time to saunter to the end of the dock, lean forward, and say, "Hey boys. I hope we can be… friends during our stay on the island."

A drunken looking guy walked up to Kim with apparent lust in his eyes and slurred, I sure hope so!"

He hiccupped and downed another beer. "You've got a great rack!"

A rich looking guy with red hair rolled his eyes. "Tactless peasant." He then turned to the dangerous flirt and said, with more professionalism than sincerity, "Greetings, Kim m'lady; you sure are a pretty girl."

Kim then blushed and said, "Aww… thank you."

Subsequently, the rich looking guy turned to a rather short looking guy and gave him a sly wink, as if to say, 'that's how it's done.'

To contrast, the drunken guy then went up to Kim, put his arm on her shoulder, and asked, "Wanna make out?"

In response, the dangerous flirt gave him a cold, hard slap in the face and turned away with a pout, in an attempt to portray herself as an innocent girl who can't stand perversion. Which was essentially half right, as she then rolled her eyes and muttered, in such a way that no one could hear her, "Men: they can't keep their dicks in their pants."

However, the drunk was undeterred by Kim's rejection and simply responded, "That's hot!" before grinning and walking away.

A tough looking girl seemed to agree with Kim's bitterness and muttered, "Hormonal idiots…" in response to the scene that played before her.

A rather ordinary and bland looking girl nodded in agreement. "Love is far too fun and exciting."

Kim's eyes widened in response to those statements, but she didn't say anything before a rather wimpy looking guy with very messy red hair announced, "Our final male contestant and twenty-fifth contestant overall with is Ulric!"

With that, a fairly ordinary, yet rather muscular guy stepped off the boat. He had short, black, curly hair, a green hoodie, red pants, and dark brown, slightly worn shoes.

Then, he said, in gruff, yet polite tone, "Greetings, everyone. I trust that you all are excited to compete for a million dollars."

The drunken dude smirked. "Not as much fun as doing this!"

He then threw a can of beer at Ulric, and the tough guy promptly caught it with an annoyed expression, and said, "Bravo, that was really mature…"

With that, the tough guy threw the can back at the drunken guy, which promptly knocked him off the dock. The short guy seemed impressed with this turn of events, as he shook Ulric's hand and said, "I think me and you are going to get along just fine. I'm Donny, by the way."

The tough guy responded, "Here's hoping."

The hispanic girl stepped in at that point and said, "And now; the final contestant in the competition is VayVay!"

However, unlike before, no boat seemed to come up to the dock, causing her to say, "That's odd; VayVay should be here."

The redheaded boy took this time to suggest, "Well, she had to travel further than the others; maybe we should give Andy and Mable a call, since they were collecting her."

The hispanic girl nodded. "Good idea, my little arachnid!"

Kim seemed to wince a little at that statement, but it was almost unnoticeable, so no one bothered to comment on it. Then, the hispanic girl picked up her orange phone and dialed a number. When the phone started ringing, she said, "Hello. Hi, Andy; it's Quana. Where are you? The competition is starting and VayVay should be here, right? Hmm? Yes, I can handle bad news."

Quana's eyes widened. "Wait, what? Uh huh. OK. OK then, see you in a few days."

Finally, the Hispanic girl hung up her phone with a blank expression on her face.

The redhead cocked his head and asked, "What happened?"

Quana scratched her head. "Err… well, Spider, VayVay won't be here for a couple days." Then, she began whispering in his ear.

Spider then sighed and said, "That is pretty unfortunate, well; we can't stall the show now that everyone else is here. We'll just have to start without VayVay, I suppose. OK then, everyone, let's head to camp and we can start the game.

Before the campers went off with Spider, a kid with swirly orange hair asked Quana, "What happened to VayVay?"

"A lot of crazy stuff."

(Confessional: First of the Season!)

Spider: This is the confessional, noticeably renovated and less dirty than last season. Here, the campers can tell you at home what they are thinking and also say stuff they wouldn't want to say around the others. But, if you've watched the previous two seasons, you'd probably know that already.

Donny: I think I might have fun in this contest, provided nobody calls me short. You got that? No short jokes!

Winnie (a blonde girl with cat ears): Meow! This is so exciting! I'm gonna win this show and buy my kitties a lifetime supply of tuna!"

Fripp (a blond boy with a glazed expression on his face): I like peas and carrots! Peas and carrots!" (he repeats this for about half a minute before another camper punches him out of the stall)

Quarla (a tough looking girl with spiked black hair): "Finally. That kid will not shut up. But anyway, it sure is going to be fun harassing that wimpy germophobe!"

Tyson (a relaxed-looking guy with green hair and a guitar): "Being on TV is cool and all, but strumming a tune on Sharon my guitar is even cooler."

Lankston (a bored looking redhead with a goatee): Might as well hand me the cheque already; I'm the obvious winner.

Kim: (sighs and plays with her hair a little) "OK, wow. I've got a lot to say… where to begin? Eh, I guess I'll just be blunt: I hate everyone here. I'm not exaggerating either. We've got the irritable midget, the vengeful quiet nigger, the condescending asshole, the crazy chink, and let's not forget her…" (growls) "I hate her… I hate that Indian nigger so much. She just whisks herself away to her own little world, and when she's out of it, she's a whiny cunt who couldn't even begin to understand what I've been through. Oh, and I'll never forget how she punched me when she figured out who I really was. Just like all of her foul, disgusting kind…" (shudders and almost passes out) "Wow, that kind of got away from me. Jeez, I've gotta be careful." (takes a deep breath) "Keep up the facade, Kim. You'll be fine." (realizes something) "...I just revealed that I know what happened in the future, didn't I?" (sighs and facepalms) "Whatever, I'll tell you guys about it later." (takes a deep breath) "Well, that felt a little better. I'm glad they have this thing here, that's for sure."

Spider and Quana led the twenty-five contestants to the camp center. Once there, all of the campers who watched the past season noticed that the three cabins from the cabin were gone in favor of three new buildings.

Once the group reached their destination, Spider smiled, clapped his hands, and announced, "Well, everyone, welcome to Total Drama Letterama! This is Camp Wawanawka, and it will be your home for the next thirty-one days. You will have to overcome great obstacles like hard challenges and avoid elimination in your quest to win a million dollars!"

The rich guy became impatient. "What is this, a fantasy novel? Get on with it!"

Spider's eyes widened. "OK, er, well, anyway! This season, we'll follow the same sort of format as season one and season two, but there will be some noticeable changes that you'll find out about later. But essentially, you'll participate in a challenge every day, and the losing team from that challenge will have to attend a Bonfire Ceremony and vote somebody off. And we'll have a few surprises when it comes to the merge, so don't let your guard down."

Quana was next to speak. "You've probably noticed the three buildings behind us. Seeing as we aren't Chris, we decided to give you all better living quarters this season, since we were lucky enough to have Wallace build all of them from scratch. However, you'll have to earn your luxury."

The hispanic girl then gestured to a large, two story gold-painted building with a fountain with a golden trophy on it in the front of the fairly luxurious cabin.

"This is the Champions Cabin. The team that wins the challenge will spend the night here. It has eight bedrooms, and each room comes complete with limited cable, a bathroom, a four poster bed, and a hot water bottle. In addition, there is an arcade with free games."

In response, an Indian-looking girl fistpumped and said, "Yes! I so want to sleep there!"

Kim cocked her head and growled almost silently before turning back to the two hosts.

When she did, Quana winked and said, "You'll have to earn it," before gesturing to a rather ordinary looking cabin. It had two windows, a door, and a silver trophy on the door.

"This is the Middle Place cabin. The team that comes in second place will sleep here. It's not exactly luxurious, but it's clean and comfortable enough. There's one side for guys and one side for girls. Each room has bunk beds, a heater, and a complimentary bathroom."

At this, a professional-looking girl with brown hair spoke up. "So there are three teams again?"

Spider nodded. "Yep. It's easier to divide you up that way and it makes the challenges more fun." Then, he gestured to a ramshackle of a cabin with one window and said, "And this is the Loser Cabin. If your team loses the challenges, this is where you'll spend the night, and you'll have to vote someone off too. There are no mattresses here; only blankets, pillows, and walls dividing the two genders."

The drunkard then muttered, "Party pooper…"

With a nod, the redhead continued, "That pretty much wraps up your sleeping arrangements. Now, before the first challenge begins, we'll be having lunch in the mess hall."

He then gestured to the mess hall, before he was interrupted by the bland-looking girl, who tonelessly stated, "I am not eating Chef Hatchet's crap. It's far too exciting for me."

The swirly orange haired boy gagged. "It's probably not even edible…"

Quana stepped in to provide some reassuring words. "Chef's gotten better since last season. Besides, Chef won't be serving you at the moment. Follow us and you'll see what I mean."

(Confessional: The Loser Cabin looked like it should have a health warning.)

Nina (the very messy girl with black hair, and a once white shirt that is now essentially gray because of all the dirt): Chef's cooking isn't that bad; it'll be fun to throw at people! (She begins picking her nose, and starts to sneeze before the camera cuts away)

Zed (the black-haired boy who looks like a farmer): Yeah, it's a good thing I'm not a picky eater."

Spider and Quana led the twenty-five campers into the mess hall to reveal the indoor renovations, which included three long tables, paintings, and the smell of actual food as opposed to whatever Chef Hatchet conjured up. After the campers filled up the tables, a shy girl with black hair came out, dressed as a waitress, and said, "Hi, everyone, I'm Raven. We'll be serving lunch in a matter of moments, so I hope you're feeling hungry! We'll be serving a variety of foods, so there is something for everyone!"

At that, a guy with fuzzy black hair, long sideburns and a curly orange segment of hair asked, "Do you have any kabobs?"

Raven nodded. "We sure do!"

With that, Raven walked back into the kitchen, and the pyromaniac said, "Excellent, now to take out the number one tool for eating kabobs."

Then, from his pocket, he pulled out a lighter with a Superman logo on it. After about a minute of nothing much else happening besides perhaps one or two campers recoiling from Rheneas' lighter, Raven came back out of the kitchen. And she wasn't alone. Irene, an African-American girl, Uzuri, one of the shorter girls in the cast, and Tabitha, a girl with blond hair that had purple highlights, were all dressed in waitress uniforms. And they were also carrying trays of food which they distributed to each table. Chicken sandwiches, corn on the cob, soup, and kabobs just scratched the surface of the delicacies the campers were served.

A girl with reddish-brown hair and a tracksuit spoke soon after she got her chicken sandwich. "Did Gary cook this?"

Raven nodded, causing to the tracksuited girl to say, "Alright, now to see if he's as good of a cook as he claims…"

With that, she took a bite, nodded happily, and said, "Oh, yeah, he is."

A few seconds later, the pyromaniac lit his kabob on fire and casually twirled it around. This caused a few people around him to scream in panic, and caused a pink-shirted girl with black hair to shout, "W-What the hell are you doing?"

As if something on fire was the most ordinary thing in the world, the pyromaniac calmly responded, "Char-broiling my kabob. I like my food char-broiled."

A few seconds later, the flames went out, and he calmly eat his kabob while most of the others were left in awe, for better or for worse.

At the other end of the table, Tabitha gave a bowl of soup to the redheaded rich kid while saying, "Here's your soup."

In response, he coldly tossed the bowl back at Tabitha, which created a huge stain on her waitress outfit before proclaiming, "Take that, you filthy Democrat!"

The rich kid laughed at this turn of events, and a few others joined in. In response, Tabitha pouted with tears in her eyes and said, "But, I'm a Republican…"

With that, she walked out of the mess hall with a glum sigh and a few occasional sniffles. This caused the farmer to say, "That was kind of mean."

The rich kid shrugged and bluntly stated, "She deserved it."

(Confessional: Karma! You suck at it.)

Tabitha: "So they all hate me, don't they? I can't say I blame them, really…" (sniffles, and seems about ready to burst into tears)

Rheneas: That wasn't very nice of Bishop; I can tell he's one of the bad rich people.. Poor Tabitha, I hope she's alright.

Alice: (bluntly) The food was adequate… but not perfect.

Kim: (sighs) Wow, nothing has changed at all. These assholes are still as narrow-minded and stupid as ever. Why did I sign up for this again? Oh, right, I figured that reality TV rewards the cutthroat, and that I'd be able to get a million dollars easily. (shakes her head and starts to ponder) Hmm… well, given what I know, I don't think flirting with Bishop and Gordon is a good idea. I'm too pissed right now. I need someone to cool me down before I can really 'get into character'. (smirks) And I think I know just who that person will be. She's weak right now, and we've been through similar experiences, so with enough of a push, she'll be putty in my hands. I'm no fag or anything, but that should put me in a great position. Yeah, I've still got it.

Kim waited until she could see Tabitha from the window, and then she made her move. She got up, sauntered over to Spider, leaned forward, and said, "Could you be a dear and point me to the bathroom, please?"

Spider blushed heavily and said, "S-sure, it's that way!" before pointing to the top-right corner of the mess hall.

The dangerous flirt winked and then gave him the most sincere smile she could muster before saying, "Thanks!" and sauntering over to the bathroom.

In response to Spider's continued blush, Quana firmly asked, "What was that, Spider?"

The redhead gulped and sighed. "S-sorry, Quana…"

The Hispanic girl returned the sigh. "I get worried sometimes, you know?"

Spider gathered some of his determination and said, "Don't worry, Quana. I only have eyes for you now."

With that, Quana regained her smile and gave Spider a hug to signify that she forgave him.

Meanwhile, Kim was walking over to the bathroom, saw Tabitha, and whispered, "Come with me, I'd like to talk with you. Don't worry, it's nothing bad or anything."

Tabitha gulped, but nonetheless followed Kim to the currently unoccupied bathroom and asked, "So, why do you want to talk to me? You saw how everyone reacted to me, right? And you seem like such a pure-hearted girl…"

The dangerous flirt couldn't help but chuckle, now that no one else could hear her. "Wow, I guess I've still got it even when I'm pissed beyond belief."

Tabitha's eyes widened. "Whoa! Is that... what you wanted to talk to me about?"

Kim nodded. "Guess you are pretty smart. Yeah, it is. And given that I've kind of revealed myself, I'd like to propose an ultimatum. Listening?"

Tabitha gulped, but still nodded.

The dangerous flirt smirked. "Good. So, I was thinking that the two of us could be allies. You help me out with playing the game and having someone to bounce some of my anger off of, and I become your 'friend.' I think that's a fair deal."

The former chessmistress seemed ready to retort, but she stopped with a depressed sigh before any words could leave her mouth.

This caused Kim to laugh and respond, "Ah, good, you've caught on. Thanks to that incident with little rich boy Bishop here, you don't have any friends here. And, let's face it, you'll probably take anything at this point, won't you?"

Tabitha sighed and nodded. "Alright, you win. Do you want us to meet up in any particular area?"

The dangerous flirt grinned. "I saw a path behind the cabins when I walked in. Meet me at the start of that path, and we'll walk down to our 'hiding spot' for the game. I'll be there after the challenge. If you aren't there, alone, consider my offer dead and buried. If you tell anyone about this, consider my offer dead and buried too. Besides, it would be nice to have someone sane to talk to here."

With a gulp and a nod, Tabitha said, "U-Understood."

The dangerous flirt smiled. "Excellent. See you tonight, Tabitha."

With that, Kim walked out of the bathroom and calmly walked back to her table without another word. About fifteen or so minutes later, all of the campers had finished lunch, and their plates were taken away by the waitresses.

Subsequently, Spider asked, "Did you all have a good lunch?"

Lankston flatly replied, "Three stars."

Then, a redheaded girl who looked like a girl scout smiled and added, "It was really good!"

Spider then continued, "Well, everyone, follow me and Quana because it's time for your first challenge!"

Subsequently, all the campers got up and followed the two hosts. A minute or so later, only Gary and Raven were left in the mess hall, causing the male chef to ask, "Is everyone gone?"

The girl responded, "Yep, why do you… eep!"

Gary took this time to give Raven's ass a playful squeeze. However, instead of reacting semi-positively as the chef intended, Raven instead reacted by angrily by pushing away from the chef and shouting, "Hey, Gary, what was that for?!"

The chef was shocked by his normally shy girlfriend's outburst, and stammered, "Um, I j-just thought you'd like it…"

Unfortunately for the chef, Raven continued. "Kasimar groped women's butts all the time! And yet you treated him like the scum of the earth!"

Gary still attempted to defend himself by saying, "W-well, he deserved his down-"

Raven started to sniffle. "You always say that! That blond haired girl started talking with Tabitha during lunch… and you were there laughing with everyone when Bishop dumped soup all over her! ...And that worries me."

The chef's eyes widened, but he cleared his head and responded, with as much sincerity as he could, "You're right, Raven. I'm sorry. I just… don't like it justice doesn't take its course. And in this day, it so often doesn't, and that makes me angry. I didn't mean to upset you by doing that, and you're right. I was absolutely in the wrong there. But from now on, I promise to try to avoid taking that much pleasure in things like that, and I promise not to step across any boundaries without your permission, OK, Raven?"

Raven took a deep breath. "Thanks, Gary. ...I just don't want you to become another Kasimar."

Gary smiled. "With you by my side, that's never going to happen. And I'll make due on those promises."

Raven smiled and gave the chef a hug, and Gary quickly returned it. Finally, the chef said, "Let's keep going forward, and hope this is a great season, alright, Raven?"

The shy girl smiled. "Alright, Gary. And thank you."

After their wonderful meal, the twenty-five campers grouped around Spider, Quana, and a finish line that they set up. Subsequently, the two hosts started to explain the very first challenge.

Spider was the first to speak. "OK, everyone! Are you ready for your first challenge?"

In response, Yannis got into a fighting stance and made a 'bring it on' motion.

Quana then said, "OK then! First off, nobody is going to be eliminated today! That way, the audience will get more familiar with you all. Plus, we were in a generous mood."

Kim waited for someone to ask the obvious question that statement brought to mind, and Gordon was quick to take the bait. "Hey, so does that mean we can just sit on our asses and do nothing?"

The Hispanic girl raised an eyebrow and responded, "I'd recommend doing the challenge unless you want to sleep outside and not end up on a team. That's because today's challenge will not only play a part in deciding teams, but will also determine where you will be sleeping tonight."

Then, Spider and Quana said, in perfect harmony, "You are going to go on an Easter Egg Hunt!"

A blond haired girl with a viking hat narrowed her eyes. "It's not even Easter…"

A black haired boy who looked like a detective nodded. "She's right."

Spider then stepped in and responded, "Well, every reality show has at least one 'off-season' challenge, as it were. Anyway, your challenge is simple. Just go around the island and look for an Easter Egg, and you'll know them when you see them. After you've found one, all you'll have to do is cross the finish line and you'll complete the challenge."

Ulric cocked his head. "Is there any penalty for finishing last?

The Hispanic girl smiled. "Nope! Consider this challenge as a tutorial of some kind. It's also a chance for you to get to know each other, as I bet you'll want to be searching in teams."

Kim rolled her eyes away from everyone at this statement, and then Spider declared, "Anyway, you may go when I say go. And… go!"

With that, the contestants quickly began to team up and head out into the woods to kick off the new season. However, one particular figure remained hidden in the forest, and said, "So, Kim, your second chance begins. Everything can return to the way everyone desires if you choose to take advantage of it."