AN: Hey, guys, DarkShockBro here! Well, I've been working hard, and I actually managed to get this chapter to you guys in three days! That's crazy! But rest assured, I've given this chapter my best, and I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labor, as episode one reaches its conclusion!

A messy redheaded boy and a Hispanic girl appeared to be standing in front of the forest. The redhead was the first to speak. "Welcome back to Total Drama Letterama! If you are just joining us, I'm afraid you've missed the introduction of the first twenty-five contestants. And, unfortunately, the twenty-sixth contestant, VayVay, had been delayed, shall we say. Currently, the contestants are on an Easter Egg hunt for, as one might expect, easter eggs."

The Hispanic girl spoke up. "An easy challenge to start the contest. I don't think that many of the contestants will have much trouble finding an Easter egg; it's like looking for a coconut in a pile of strawberries.

The redhead scratched his head. "Err… well, the point is, they'll be easy to find! And the contents of the Easter eggs will determine where they will be spending the night. It's all down to luck, so let's hope none of the contestants have walked under a ladder or something. In any case, I'm sure we'll find out in the second part of the first episode of Total Drama Letterama!"

(Confessional: It's the first challenge! ...Yaaaay.)

Alice: I didn't bother teaming up with anyone; all they'll do is slow me down.

Eddie: I teamed up with Sasha to get the old team back together and all that. Besides, it technically isn't cheating, as there is no guarantee we will be on the same team.

Lankston: I teamed up with that idiot Fripp, as I'll be able to mold him like clay. I'm just awesome like that.

Kim: (plays with her hair) "Hmm… I think I'm gonna go out on my own. There's not much use flirting with early boots like that idiot drunkard Gordon and rich boy Bishop, and I'm really not in the mood to play with any of these losers now. Talking with Tabitha helped a little, but given what happened last game, I'm not taking any chances on irrelevant players anyway." (thinks and then gets a devious smirk on her face) "But messing with someone else I hate, now that's something I can do. I never did figure out why Sasha and Eddie bonded so soon, and I remember where my egg was anyway. (giggles) Perhaps I may not be able to pay back that Indian Nigger directly, but I can always hurt her in a much deeper way. (smirks) And I'm not failing this time. (giggles, and then leaves the confessional)

The orange haired boy, the black haired farmer, and the brown-skinned silent boy walked around the forest looking for Easter Eggs. The orange haired boy sprayed his deodorant every few seconds, the farmer simply stared at the clouds, and the silent boy simply stayed vigilant for whenever an egg may pop up.

The orange haired boy sighed. "I can just tell this island is covered in germs! They're like bunnies… they just won't stop reproducing!"

The farmer cocked his head, but nonetheless said, "Germs aren't that bad, Paul, my partner. My family's farm has had a heck of a lot of 'em and they sure haven't done me no harm. 'Sides, I reckon everything we eat has germs on it."

Paul nodded. "True. That's why I pay no attention to the five second rule. And hey, they always have quarantines, where germs stay in an area where they can't get me!"

The silent boy was paying attention to this conversation, but decided not to add anything. Instead, he took out his pen and his notebook, flipped open to a clean page, and wrote something down. Then, he showed it to Paul and the farmer.

In response, Paul asked, "You want to know why we joined the show?"

The silent boy nodded, prompting Paul to continue. "I joined to conquer my fear of germs, but I somehow doubt it'll happen."

The farmer was the next to speak as he walked towards a bridge. "I joined 'cause I figure my folks need a new tractor; ol' Betsy is gettin' a bit rusty."

Then, Paul asked, "Why did you join, Yannis?"

The silent boy quickly jotted something down in his notebook and showed it to the germophobe. Subsequently, Paul read, "I joined so I could show that disabilities don't make people less capable. Well, good luck to you, man."

The farmer then walked up with a pink and blue egg in his hand. "I got me a funny colored egg. I reckon this means I win."

The germophobe nodded. "You will when you cross the finish line back at camp, Zed."

Zed cocked his head. "OK. Which way do you reckon camp is?"

The silent boy pointed to the direction behind Paul, causing the farmer to say, "Thanks, Yannis."

Yannis made a thumbs up as Zed headed back to camp.

(Confessional: Insert obvious cliche line here.)

Yannis: (nods, and gives the camera a thumbs up)

Zed: I think I've been doing pretty well so far. I've barely been here for a couple of hours and already I have some good friends. Heh, this ain't gonna be a bad summer at all.

Winnie and Helen were walking together, and the cat girl was the first to speak. "This contest sure is fun so far, huh?"

Helen's mood couldn't be more different, as she bluntly responded, "I hate fun."

This didn't seem to put a damper on Winnie's mood, as she continued by chirping, "Don't hate fun! It's… well, fun! Don't you just love having a fast-paced snowball fight during winter and then curling up by the fire with some hot cocoa?"

The anti-fun girl frowned. "Yes. Go away."

The cat loving girl cocked her head. "Why don't you like fun? Were you always picked last for soccer? That happened to me once in third grade!"

Helen scoffed. "Hmph. Fun is useless in our lives. We'd be much better off staying indoors and filing paperwork. Boring is a beautiful thing. Just like the color beige."

Winnie was shocked, but tried one final time to appeal to the girl by asking, "I've never heard of someone not liking fun… do you like cats?"

The anti-fun girl rolled her eyes. "I hate all animals."

She then picked up an orange egg and scoffed. "What a horribly vivid color. Beige would have been better."

The cat lover cocked her head. "Could you help me find an egg?"

Helen growled, "Get lost, you hyper little annoyance," and then went back to camp, egg in hand.

Subsequently, Winnie pouted. "That wasn't very nice… what a meanie!"

She then pondered for a second. "Wait…"

However, before the cat lover could ponder what she had just said, a childish sounding voice rang out. "I know all too well what you mean."

As the source of this voice dropped down, Winnie's eyes widened. "Whoa! Where did you come from?"

The source of the voice was, as it turns out, a rather short girl with blond hair, and she replied, "I was in a tree!"

The cat lover cocked her head. "What for?"

The blonde giggled. "Just because why not? You know, some of the interns are placing bets on who will win. You may kinda look like Tabitha, but you're her polar opposite. So, good luck, because I bet on you!"

With that, the short blonde headed back to camp with a wave. Then, Winnie smiled and said, "Uzuri was always my favorite contestant last season! Here eggy weggy eggies!"

(Confessional: I'd hate to find out what she calls her boyfriend.)

Winnie: (has a big toothy grin on her face) "My favorite meme is Nyan the Cat! He's so cute!"

The pyromaniac whistled a merry little tune while flicking his lighter on and off while Donny was walking alongside him. A few seconds later, the pyromaniac said, "I don't get why this show keeps celebrating holidays off season; I think building a signal fire or burning a large straw statue would be more fun. Still, it's always fun to melt chocolate and smear it-"

The short dude raised his eyebrow. "Are we still talking about holidays, Rheneas?"

Rheneas blushed. "Oh, s-sorry…"

Donny sighed. "Whatever. Say, you like fire, right?"

The pyromaniac wiped his brow and nodded. "Y-Yes. Why?"

The short dude cocked his head. "Have you ever committed arson?"

Rheneas' eyes widened. "Whoa... I may be a pyro, but I'm no criminal. I'm not Kasimar, dude."

Almost out of nowhere, Donny's voice went up a bunch of decibels. "Yeah, I'd like to smash that bigot's face in! The way he treated Jimmy and Eleanor was shameful! ...And I was rooting for them, by the way."

The pyromaniac nodded. "Not sure I'd use the term bigot, but I've got a char-broiled bone to pick with that guy too."

The short dude rolled his eyes. "You'll have an easy time since you're so tall…"

Rheneas shrugged. "I'm actually kind of short."

Suddenly, the pyromaniac pointed towards something and said, "And speak of the devil, it's lil' miss bunny ears."

At that, a figure with a blue mohawk and an extremely bitter scowl on his face walked up in a beautiful pink Easter bunny costume while holding a basket with two eggs in it.

This caused Rheneas to fall to the ground with laughter, and caused Donny to taunt, "Looks like we found Bugs Bunny's long lost sister!"

Kasimar was clearly not amused at this turn of events, and screamed, "Shut up! I'll slit your throats and-"

The short dude interrupted him to say, "Just give us the eggs and we'll be on our way."

The criminal smirked. "That's what I'm supposed to do, but hell, I never listen to faggy rules. That's why you'll have to fight me for them! Ha, you don't stand a chance!"

Rheneas returned the smirk. "Pft, we can take you on."

Kasimar guffawed. "Bah! I doubt a stupid pyro and a shitty little midget could possibly beat me!"

With that, something in Donny snapped, as he started to convulse after repeating, "Midget…"

The pyromaniac's eyes widened. "Oh, dude, you shouldn't have done that…"

The short dude seemed to get angrier as he growled, "Midget…"

Rheneas shook his head and stepped back. "You're in for it now."

Finally, the gasket was blown and Donny roared, "I! Am! Not! A! Midget!"

With that, he proceeded to run up to Kasimar… and proceeded to mercilessly beat the everhating crap out of the criminal until Kasimar fell to the ground, dazed, confused, and injured. Then, Donny took both eggs, tossed one to Rheneas, and said, "Wow, that was easier than I thought it'd be."

The pyromaniac's eyes were still wide as he shook his head and said, "Man, remind me never to piss you off."

(Confessional: Call me crazy, but I don't think Kazzy ordered a can of whoop-ass.)

Rheneas: "Man, Donny sure packs a punch! I mean, I can fight, but dang! He really goes all out, huh?"

Donny: (shrugged) "What? He started it…"

Even with Donny's beatdown, Kasimar was still able to get up, punch the short dude in the face, and steal his Easter Egg. Then, he ran off, taunting, "You want the egg? Come and get it, douche nozzles!"

The pyromaniac smirked and handed Donny the egg. "Here, you can take my egg. This oughta be fun. Come back here, you coward!"

With that, Rheneas ran off after Kasimar. At the same time, Donny smiled with his yellow and blue Easter Egg and said, "Sweet. Definitely a good start to the competition."

(Confessional: I like my eggs char-broiled.)

Donny: "I think Kasimar is going to need crutches by the end of the day. That's fine by me, as I kind of hate that bigot.

Helen: Did I mention how much I hate fighting? It's far too exciting.

The professional-looking girl ran towards the finish line with a black and white egg in her hands, and as she crossed the gates, she smirked and said, "First place. Too easy."

Spider smiled at the girl and said, "Good job on being the first of the girls to finish, Alice."

Alice had a confident smile on her face. "I never expected anything less of myself. So, do I get any special prizes or perks for finishing in first place?"

The redhead chuckled nervously. "Eh heh, hate to burst your bubble, but you finished second. He finished first."

Spider gestured over to Zed, who was leaning back against a tree with his own egg. This caused the professional-looking girl to get angry. "What?! You mean to tell me that an invaluable super genius like me was beaten in a challenge by an uneducated hick?!"

Quana shrugged. "You can't win them all. Besides, second out of twenty-five is still pretty good."

In response, Alice shook her head in disdain as she stomped away from the three.

(Confessional: Silver is for losers!)

Alice: Beaten by a hick… this is unacceptable.

Zed: I kinda get the feelin' Alice don't like me. She's kinda scary when she's angry, y'know.

Kim walked around the forest on her own for once, which allowed her to look around at the scenery without having to worry about 'flirting' with the rich snob and the drunkard.

As the dangerous flirt walked through the forest, she mused, "Hmm, this looks a lot better than the forest area in my school. Stupid biology projects. Because studying the effects of sunlight on flies is exactly what I wanted to do with my life! Ugh."

Kim shook her head in disdain for a few seconds, and about a minute of walking later, she came across a line of trees and bushes. And behind that line… lay an Easter Egg.

However, as the dangerous flirt was about to walk up and get it, she saw a rabbit warren, facepalmed, and groaned, "Ugh, I completely forgot about those damn bunnies! Of course I forgot about them!"

Kim took a deep breath and stood in a ponderous state for about ten or so seconds. Then, her eyes narrowed and her mouth twisted into a devilish smirk.

(Confessional: Houston, we have a problem.)

Kim: (giggles) "Ah, this is too easy. I know the drunkard and the rich snob are heading for that egg too, so I'll just need to get them here faster. That way, I'll have time to find out what Sasha and Eddie are up to. I just need to use one of a girl's greatest weapons." (smirks) "Ah, I've been wanting to do this for a looong time."

The dangerous flirt cleared her throat… and then screamed at the top of her lungs.

A few meters off, Bishop and Gordon were walking together before the rich snob heard Kim's wailing and, in an irritated tone, asked, "What was that?!"

The drunkard belched. "I dunno… let's just quickly shut that noise up, alright?"

With a nod, the two ran towards the source of the noise, and once they arrived, they were shocked to find Kim. And her eyes looked a bit bloodshot, considering there were visible tears running down her cheeks.

Once the two arrived, the dangerous flirt said, through sniffles, "I… I got stuck in these bushes! Please, help me! I can't stay here for the rest of my life! I… I just can't!"

Before Gordon could react, Bishop offered Kim his hand while saying, in a professional yet vaguely heroic tone, "Fear not, m'lady, I shall assist you!"

The dangerous flirt took his hand, and with that, the rich snob managed to pull Kim up.

Before Bishop could ponder why pulling Kim up was so simple, the dangerous flirt giggled with delight and chirped, "Thank you!"

Subsequently, she gave the rich snob a big peck on the cheek.

(Confessional: Love is in the air?)

Bishop: (blushes heavily) "...I don't think I'll wash this cheek for a long time."

Kim: (giggles) "Wow, I almost forgot how fun this was!" (smirks) "Maybe Bishop will be a good pawn for me. Three seconds in and I've already got him wrapped around my finger. But then again, hormones are so easy to trigger in boys. Yup, I've still got it."

Bishop was initially taken aback by Kim's sudden kiss, but after a few seconds of Gordon angrily glaring at the rich snob, Bishop cleared his throat and responded, "M-My pleasure! D-Do you need anything else, m'lady?"

The dangerous flirt smiled and chirped, "Oh, you're so kind! But, if you'd like, I don't feel comfortable picking up that egg on my own. There could be something really scary right by it."

She shuttered and gulped. "So… could you be a dear and pick it up for me, please?"

The rich snob nodded and enthusiastically proclaimed, "With pleasure, m'lady!"

However, the drunkard decided he wanted to try to gain some brownie points with Kim, so he pushed Bishop down, winked at the dangerous flirt, and slurred, "I got this, babe. This upper crust dick couldn't keep ya safe if he tried!"

Then, he went up to the egg… only to be attacked by a bunch of sharp toothed ravenous bunnies that came from the warren, causing Gordon to slur, "Ow! Get off, you damn bunny slippers!"

The rich snob fistpumped, and then tried to grab the egg and return it to Kim. However, right after he picked up the egg and turned around, the remaining sharp toothed bunnies emerged from their warren and attacked him.

This caused him to let go of the egg and shout, "Ow! I'll sue you and turn you into an elegant fur coat!"

After watching the drunkard and the snob sacrifice themselves to the rabbits, she caught the egg and walked away without a second glance.

(Confessional: Wooaaah! Tainted Love!)

Bishop: (with lots of scratches and bruises) "How dare the bunnies damage me like that?! I could have died!"

Wallace: "Aren't the results of feeding bunnies caffeine and catnip interesting?

Kim: (giggles) "Well, that was fun! I already feel a little less angry, but I can't rest easy knowing that she is about to get started with her nerdy detective boyfriend." (smirks) I've just gotta find what led the two to get together in the first place, and use it to break them apart. Trust me, this time, that Indian Nigger is going down."

The detective and the gamer girl were walking together: the latter was playing on her DS, while the former was walking with his magnifying glass to the ground.

After the gamer girl saw what the detective was doing, she giggled and asked, "Eddie, what are you doing? You look like Quasimodo."

Eddie continued to look through his glass while responding, "I'm scanning the ground for footprints."

The gamer girl continued to giggle. "You do realize eggs don't have feet, right?"

The detective narrowed his eyes. "Yes, that's a rather obvious conclusion, Sasha. No, I'm looking for the footprints of whoever hid the Easter eggs. If I find the footprints, we can follow them to the Easter egg."

Sasha nodded. "Ah, that makes sense."

Suddenly, the gamer girl's eyes widened, and she said, "Hey, Eddie!"

The detective responded by saying, "Hang on, Sasha. I think I'm getting close to the source of these-"

Before Eddie could finish his thought, he bumped into something… or, rather, someone. After he looked up and saw what had happened, he said, "Oh, my apologies, Irene."

The African-American girl smiled. "Don't worry about it! I'm happy and the trees are happy! I was told to give an Easter Egg to the first person to find me, so here you go!"

After Irene handed Eddie the egg, Sasha asked, "Why are you dressed as a Playboy bunny? Did your new boss tell you to?"

Irene chirped, "Nope! I just felt like wearing it! But Kasimar? He was forced to wear that pink bunny costume. Well, later!"

The African-American girl bounced off, hugging a tree as she went on her merry way.

Eddie scratched his head. "Well, that was intriguing."

Sasha shrugged. "She's a bit crazy, but I kind of like her. And hopefully there's another egg around here."

The detective shrugged. "I'll help you look for an egg, Sasha. It's fine. I've got nothing else to do."

The gamer girl smiled. "Thanks, Eddie!"

As Sasha and Eddie walked off, a groan was heard behind a bush, and Kim popped out of it in order to follow the two once more.

(Confessional: Do the bunneh hop!)

Sasha: "I have to wonder why Irene happened to have a Playboy bunny costume with her anyway. It just seems weird."

Eddie: (sighs) "If there is one mystery I cannot solve, it would be understanding how Irene can 'talk' to trees, as it were."

Kim: (angrily rolls her eyes) "Because a combination of that crazy chink and the Indian nigger is exactly what we needed! I swear, these people piss me off the more I think about them. Ugh…"

Lankston and Fripp were walking side by side: the former with an annoyed expression on his face and the latter sticking his tongue out as he constantly meandered around the condescending one.

The blockhead was the first to speak. "Hey, Lanky! Wanna see a poke?"

Lankston rolled his eyes. "First off, it's Lankston. Second, I believe you mean 'hear a joke.' And I suppose you can."

Fripp grinned. "Ooh, OK! What do you call parts of the sky?"

The condescending one shrugged. "Clouds?"

The blockhead shook his head and then started yelling, "Peas and carrots! Peas and carrots!"

Lankston facepalmed and yelled, "Enough! Why do you keep on saying that anyway?"

Fripp grinned. "It was from that book, Gorrest Fump! I hear all kinds of great books!"

The condescending one took a deep breath. "I see. Very interesting. You know, Fripp, everyone looks up to me. If you stick with me, you can learn a lot more about the world and about books."

The blockhead then glomped Lankston and excitedly said, "Teach me more, master!"

Lankston recoiled and lightly pushed Fripp off of him before saying, "First off, don't touch me. I hate it when people do that. Second off, vote with me, and I'll take care of all the complex stuff."

The blockhead grinned. "You have my bird!"

The condescending one shook his head. "You mean 'word,' Fripp."

Fripp grinned. "Bird! And peas and-"

Lankston put his hand over Fripp's mouth. "No."

(Confessional: A B-B-Bird, bird, bird! B-Bird's the word!)

Lankston: Man, it's the first challenge and I already have a puppet. I am a god at this game.

Fripp, once he actually figured out he had this strange contraption known as a brain, pointed to a tree and declared, "Hey, look! I can see Kwanzaa Eggs, Lanky!"

After Lankston took a moment to figure out how anyone could confuse Easter with Kwanzaa and coming up with absolutely nothing, the condescending one reached into a hole in the tree and picked up two eggs. Then, after taking a green and gray egg and handing Fripp a red and gray striped egg, he said, "I think our work here is done. Of course, for someone with nigh endless talent like me, anything is easy. Let's get to the finish line."

The blockhead nodded and yelled, "Yay!" before running away.

Unfortunately, as Fripp was running in the wrong direction, Lankston had to yell, "The finish line is this way!" before the blockhead followed him back to camp.

(Confessional: Kwanzaa… what the #$^&?!)

Lankston: This is too easy. I just hope I end up on a strong team. In a worst case scenario, I'd end up on a weak team that would lose eight challenges after twelve episodes called Team Himalayas. But what are the chances of that happening… right?"

Fripp: (with his tongue out) "I like fingernail polish!"

The messy girl had just finished her fifth mud bath of the day and promptly proclaimed, "I love mud! I just love getting filthy and covered in smelly, smelly muck!"

A Chinese girl was the next to speak. "You smell ookie, Nina! Ever heard of sabo?"

The messy girl cocked her head. "What's that?"

"It means soap in Catalan!"

Then, the Chinese girl started giggling for no reason and quickly added, "You smell like an unpeeled strawberry on a coconut tree!"

Subsequently, Quana spoke up from outside the forest. "Spider, why do I feel like somehow I've been insulted?"

The sick redhead shrugged.

Then, the scene shifted back to Nina, who was convulsing in fear. Then, with a big ol' fart, she said, "Soap hurts!"

The redhead in a tracksuit started gagging and said, "Full speed ahead! She's like a smelly stink bomb!"

She then sped off with the crazy Chinese girl, and the messy girl was close behind. Then, three quickly came up to a mud puddle. The tracksuited girl and the crazy Chinese girl jumped over it, but the Nina had other plans.

When she came across the puddle, she shouted, "Cool! Mud!" and then jumped right in it and made a 'mud angel'. Then, she said, "Come on in, guys! The mud is fine!"

The tracksuited girl looked actively repulsed as she said, "Ick! You honk! You smell worse than the exhaust from the back of a racecar! ...And when was the last time you took a bath anyway?"

Nina's eyes widened. "Err… give me a moment, Cherry."

After counting on her fingers for a few seconds, she claimed, "I think it was about fourteen months ago."

The crazy Chinese girl started giggling. "我的媽呀! Stiiiinky!"

Cherry cocked her head. "Shall we continue va-va-vrooming through the challenge? It's not like an Easter Egg will fall out of the sky or som-"

As if life was deciding to mock the racing girl here and there, an egg suddenly fell out of a tree onto Nina's stomach. Then, the messy girl belched and said, "Finders keepers! I'll see you two at the finish line! I'm gonna get messy for a little while!"

The racer's eyes widened, but she nonetheless replied, "See ya later…"

Then, she violently shook her head, turned to the Chinese girl, and shouted, "OK, Opal! Three, two, one, go!"

With that, Cherry sped off while Opal tried her best to keep up with the pace.

(Confessional: If you want it, I'm gonna be va va voom, voom! ...Wait, wh-)

Cherry: "I'm the fastest runner at my school! Bingo wingo, baby!"

Opal: (in a sing song voice) "~I like turtles! I like turtles!~"

Ulric, along with a green-haired guy with a guitar and a redhead with lots of badges were walking together. A few seconds later, the tough guy rolled his eyes and said, "Imanda, we've been walking around for nearly an hour and I don't see any Easter eggs yet."

The girl scout smiled. "I've got master badges in both tracking and compass reading, so it's likely that we'll find our Easter eggs soon. Oh, and I've also got an Easter egg hunting badge, so we'll be fine."

The guitarist smiled. "Heh, girl scouts have badges for everything. Cool."

Imanda chuckled. "Well, there isn't a badge for summoning Cthulhu."

Before the other two could ponder what that statement meant, Ulric asked, "Did you guys hear something?"

The girl scout shrugged. "I don't think so. I haven't got my 'radar ears' badge yet."

Before Ulric could ponder if that badge actually existed or not, Tyson calmly said, "Cool, trouble on the horizon in the form of robo rabbits. Looks like we've gotta beat 'em."

After Imanda discovered the guitarist was right, her eyes widened and she asked, "H-How are you so calm, Tyson?!"

Tyson shrugged. "I just go with the flow. So, how do we get rid of 'em?"

In response, Ulric kicked one of the bunnies, and that ended up short-circuiting it with ease. However, before the tough guy could smile and declare that this was an easy task, the other two bunnies started beeping and bent over forwards… to reveal rockets which were now pointing at Ulric.

After shouting, "Oh, crap!", the tough guy barrel rolled out of the way, causing the rockets to crash into a boulder. Subsequently, the guitarist ran up and kicked the other two robo-bunnies down. Then, with their foes defeated, the girl scout walked up, giggled, and said, "Looks like I'll be getting my survive an encounter with robo-bunnies badge now!"

Ulric narrowed his eyes, but before he could speak up, Imanda proclaimed, "Oh, wait, hang on! This bunny has an Easter egg on it!"

The tough guy smiled and went up to another bunny. "Hey, looks like this one does too!"

Tyson then went up to the final bunny. "Whoa, this bunny has an egg too!"

Then, seemingly out of nowhere, the guitarist pulled out his instrument of choice and jammed a merry little tune and shouted, "Sweet!"

Finally, the tough guy could question something, and asked, "Wait, where did you manage to pull that from?!"

Tyson smirked. "Not telling, dudes."

At that, Imanda said, "Well, we've got the eggs! Now, let's go back to camp so I can earn my first complete a reality show challenge badge!"

Finally, the three headed back to camp.

(Confessional: Energizer: Keep Killing.)

Ulric: "Why do I get the feeling Wallace built those robots?"

Imanda: "It's a good thing those robots didn't hurt anyone…"

Wallace: "I was the one who built the robo-bunnies! Mwa ha ha ha ha! Of course, I had to give my victims a sporting chance by making them less durable."

A pink shirted girl, an uber-nerd, and a blond girl with a viking hat were running side-by-side right by a river. The viking girl was holding a purple and red Easter Egg, yet the other two had empty hands.

The uber-nerd was the first to speak. "It's nice of you to stay with us even though you've already found your Easter Egg. Now, where art thou, eggs? This is proving to be more taxing than level grinding in World of Warcraft…"

The viking girl then said, "Xyly likes to help her friends."

The uber-nerd grinned. "Me too. You know, I'm quite the social butterfly back home."

The pink-shirted girl chuckled. "Yeah, no."

The uber-nerd glared at her and responded, "Hey, I have about six hundred and fifty friends on Facebook, thank you very much."

The girl sighed. "Uh huh. And I'm wearing black, Max."

Max hung his head for a few seconds before adjusting his 3D glasses and saying, "Truth be told, I don't exactly have a Facebook account, Jill. It's too nerdy for me. Now, some of my friends have Facebook accounts, and they're the real geeks, if you know what I mean."

After the uber-nerd gave a nasally laugh, Jill rolled her eyes and said, "You keep telling yourself that, buddy."

Suddenly, Kasimar and Rheneas ran right by them.

The criminal was the first to speak. "Run, rabbit, run!"

The pyromaniac looked annoyed. "Just give me the Easter Egg already!"

The image of Kazzy in a rabbit costume caused the three to gaze with their eyes as wide as saucers, and it took about ten or so seconds before Jill said, "...Was Kasimar wearing a pink bunny costume, or am I hallucinating?"

The viking girl scratched her head. "Xyly is so confused…"

(Confessional: Man, that was a goooood buzz!)

Xyly: "Kasimar in pink? ...What?"

Max: "Kasimar is what we D&D fans like to call chaotic evil... really chaotic evil.

The uber-nerd decided to speak up to lighten the mood. "The wonders of this world never cease to amaze me. Still, I'm amazed Kasimar didn't kill anyone for making him wear that costume. But if he did, man, that would be like a Dalek takeover."

Jill rolled her eyes. "Doctor Who is overrated. But I guess it's like Marmite: you either love it or you hate it."

Xyly took this time to speak up. "Hey, look! Two Easter Eggs, right in that tree!"

After Max certified that the viking girl was right, he asked, "How are we going to get them down? I'm not a good tree climber…"

Before Jill could make a snide remark, the viking girl took out an axe and proclaimed, "Xyly will get them!"

The sarcastic girl quickly spoke up. "Whoa, let's not cut the tree down! I've got a better idea: how about you climb the tree? You look pretty strong."

In response, Xyly smiled and said, "Hey, I've got an even better idea!"

With that, the viking girl picked up Jill and tossed her into the tree. However, surprisingly enough, the sarcastic girl got up to the tree right by the Easter Eggs without any major or even minor injuries.

Still, that didn't stop Max from chuckling and asking, "Are you alright? Should I cast resurrection or something?"

Jill sighed. "Yeah, I'm fine. But if you look up my skirt… God help you."

She then grabbed two eggs, tossed one down to the uber-nerd, and said, "Now how the heck am I going to get down?"

(Confessional: You aren't.)

Jill: (in response) "Oh, screw you!" (shakes her head) "I still don't know why Xyly threw me into the tree when she could easily climb in herself. Plus, it's not like anyone was going to steal them. Well, whatever. Results are results."

Paul and Yannis were still walking side by side, yet only the latter had an egg. The former, on the other hand, asked, "See any Easter Eggs, buddy?"

After the germophobe sprayed some more air freshener around him, the silent dude shook his head, but gave Paul a thumbs up to let the germophobe know that he was keeping his eyes peeled, as it were. Then, Paul asked, "So, what's it like being unable to speak? It must be hard, right?"

Yannis shrugged, wrote in his notebook, and showed the germophobe the words, "it's just a minor setback."

Paul's eyes widened at those words, as he responded, "Really? Well, I guess you're a stronger man than me."

Then, the germophobe saw a black and white object on top of a rock and said, "Hey, look! There's an Easter Egg!"

After Paul picked it up, he said, "Now we can go back to-"

His train of thought was interrupted by a sharp elbow pounding into his arm. In response, he was forced to let go of the egg, and the source of the elbow laughed and declared, "Thanks, sucker! You've made this challenge so much easier for me!"

As it turned out, the aggressive girl with spiky black hair had been the one who attacked Paul and stole his egg off of him. And, to hammer her victory in, she kicked some dirt at the germophobe, causing him to scream and shiver in complete fear. Finally, with a malicious laugh, she declared, "Later, losers! And seriously, you make messing with you way too easy!"

After the aggressive girl walked back to camp, Yannis helped Paul back to his feet, and the silent dude looked at the germophobe with a concerned expression.

Paul was shuddering, but managed to stutter out, "I-I'm OK. I'm just a little stunned… and unnerved from all t-that d-d-dirty g-g-germy dirt!"

The germophobe almost started hyperventilating before emitting a sigh and saying, "Well, I guess I'm without an egg. Again."

The silent dude seemed to be in a ponderous state for a few seconds… before handing Paul his egg. After the germophobe sprayed the egg, he asked, "A-Are you sure? It may be a while before you find another egg, you know."

Yannis simply responded by giving Paul a thumbs up and pointed back to camp. Then, the germophobe responded, "No, it's cool! I don't mind helping you… even if it is dirty, and grimy… and germy…"

The germophobe shuddered and said, "On second thought, I guess I'll see you later, Yannis. I hope we'll be on the same team too."

With that, the two parted ways.

(Confessional: So crack a bott- egg! That's it…)

Quarla: Why bother getting an egg myself when I can just steal if from someone weaker than me? It makes perfect sense!

Paul: That was nice of Yannis. I just hope I don't end up on the same team as Quarla, if only because getting elbowed kind of hurts. Still, I'm sure she's nice deep down.

Yannis: (smiles, points at the camera, and nods)

Eddie and Sasha both found the Easter eggs they needed, so they were taking a leisurely walk back to camp. Unbeknownst to them, Kim was walking right by them, but due to the fact that Eddie and Sasha were walking on the top of a big hill, the dangerous flirt was able to hear their conversation without being noticed.

The detective was the first to speak. "I find Phoenix Wright to be a solid game series. What's more, the man himself is appearing in the next Marvel vs. Capcom game. Soon, he'll be able to take down his adversaries with evidence."

The gamer girl nodded and responded, "I like pretty much any game! I like new games like LittleBigPlanet 2, I like the classics like Spyro, and I even like underrated games like Fur Fighters! Such a shame the sequel was canned…"

After Sasha sighed, Eddie asked, "So, what is the worst thing you have ever come across in a video game?"

The gamer girl gulped. "Well, Gigyas scares me the most… but there is something seriously vile in Dragon Age Origins. It's called a Brood Mother. Not only is that… thing just outright ugly, but the creation method is even worse!"

The detective bit his lip. "Oh dear… well, against my better judgement… what is its creation method?"

With that, the gamer girl began whispering in Eddie's ear.

(Confessional: How you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in yo ear.)

Eddie: (vomiting in the toilet) "Oh god! That is sick!"

Sasha: (sighs) "Yeah, that's the reason I gave my copy of Dragon Age Origins to charity."

Kim: (laughs) "Oh man, that was great! I don't even care that the only thing I discovered from that chat is that the nerdy detective and the Indian Nigger both like nerdy games. Hearing that was definitely worth walking through the forest a little more."

After seeing how utterly repulsed the detective looked, Sasha quickly said, "Sorry. Let's change the subject. What's your favorite book?"

Eddie shook his head violently, cleared his throat, and said, "M-Murder on the Orient Express, hands down. It truly got my guessing in who the killer was, and in the end, I was correct in my assumption."

The gamer girl cocked her head. "Who was it?"

The detective smirked. "I will not spoil it. Their identity is for me to know and you to find out after a quick Wikipedia search."

With that, the two crossed the finish line, and after about a minute, Kim followed suit.

(Confessional: ~Take a look! It's in a book! Reading Rainbow!~ Alright, give me my damn mon-)

Eddie: Yeah… Wikipedia has the accuracy of a medieval times restaurant.

Opal and Cherry were walking side by side, and suddenly, Opal started laughing and twitching. Then, she said, "Space. I wanna go to space. Hey, Cherry, what are you doing?"

The tracksuited girl cocked her head. "Err… looking for eggs, Opal. And I haven't found any yet. Hmm… maybe they're in the bird's nest here."

Suddenly, the crazy Chinese girl screamed, "让我们得到了火箭飞向太空!"

Cherry shrugged. "I don't know what that means, so I'll just say Ferrari. Those cars are cool, after all."

Then, the tracksuited girl took two objects out of the nest and proclaimed, "Bingo wingo! I've got the eggs!

Subsequently, Cherry climbed down and gave Opal one of the eggs. Then, the crazy Chinese girl chirped, "Cool, my egg is green and blue! Just like a cheeseburger! Let's go back to camp and have more ookie adventures!"

At that, Opal sped off, and Cherry quickly caught up to her.

(Confessional: Well, she's a lunatic. I'll give her that much.)

Opal: (grins) "Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!"

Cherry: "I wonder what it's like in Opal's mind? I bet it's as fast as a NASCAR race!"

Rheneas was still chasing Kasimar in an attempt to get his egg back, and although the pyromaniac was tired, he needed the egg to complete the challenge, so he willed himself through it.

As if the criminal saw the fatigue in Rheneas' eyes, he grinned and taunted, "You're too slow! You're too slow!"

The pyromaniac growled. "You can act like Sonic all you want, but I'll catch you!"

Kasimar smirked. "No, you won't! If you're one thing besides a pathetic failed abortion, it's slow, ya douche nozzle!"

Suddenly, the criminal slowed down, as before he knew it, he had ran up the one thousand foot cliff, and his back was to the cliff. So, making the logical connection in his mind, Kasimar pointed to Rheneas and said, "If you want this egg, you'll have to fight me for it! Oh, wait, you can't, because I'm big and you're small! Haw haw haw haw haw!

The pyromaniac was undeterred and said, with a smirk, "Huh, that's funny. I thought a small person beat you last season. Twice, in fact. And besides, you're making a big song and dance over an Easter egg. That's sad, dude. Please, just save yourself the embarrassment and give me the egg, OK?

Kasimar smirked. "Yeah, how about no? Since you want it, that's all the more reason for me to keep it! And I'll throw your ass off the cliff as a bonus! Haw haw ha-aaaaaaaagh!"

In the middle of that speech, Rheneas had fired a pebble from a slingshot… that landed right on Kasimar's nuts. This caused him to wince in pain, drop the egg… and fall off of the one thousand foot cliff into a waiting lake.

At the top, Rheneas smirked, picked up the red and orange egg, and said, "Finally. Dude couldn't take a hint. Ah well, through the fire and flames, I will carry on."

(Confessional: Good night, and big balls!)

Rheneas: "I may look like a delinquent, but I can't stand people like Kazzy. The sad thing is, there are people just like him elsewhere in the world. Still, I made him scream like a girl, and I'll take that for now.

Kasimar: (snarling and practically foaming at the mouth with rage) "That rat is dead."

Bishop and Gordon were heading to the finish line with Easter eggs and lots of scratches due to the previous bunny attack they were involved in. And although the drunkard looked worse off than the rich snob, Bishop was far angrier with his current condition.

After taking a few seconds to straighten his hair and suit, the rich snob whined, "Those rabbits have some nerve doing this to me! This is why I either hate animals or eat them!"

Gordon nodded and slurred, "Bunnies are buggerrrrrs."

Then, after taking another swing of alcohol, the drunkard shoved a beer can somewhat near Bishop's face and added, "Want some?"

The rich snob scoffed. "Hmph. I do not drink mere beer like a peasant."

Gordon grinned. "Good, 'cause I ain't giving you any! Bottoms up!"

With that, the drunkard took another swig and Bishop added, "You have a drinking problem, you know that?"

In response, the drunkard let out a belch right before the two crossed the finish line. Immediately afterwards, Bishop stomped away from Gordon and growled, "Finally, that challenge is over! I need medical attention now."

The drunkard shrugged, threw down another can of beer, walked over to Sasha, and callously leered, "Hey, sexy."

The response was a cold hard slap in the face.

(Confessional: Alcohol ain't your Pal-cohol…)

Bishop: I cannot believe the sheer audacity of Spider and Quana to unleash ravenous bunnies on me! And the worst part is they aren't even peasants!

Sasha: (shudders) "Ugh, Gordon is kind of creepy."

Imanda: I thought it was against the rules to bring alcohol on the island. I guess either Gordon doesn't know about the rule, or he just doesn't care about it. Still, at this rate, I'll at least earn my outlast a drunk guy badge!"

Yannis was sitting on a rock without an egg. After pondering for a few seconds regarding what places he hadn't checked, he heard a merry little tune in the distance. A few seconds later, Winnie skipped towards the silent dude with two eggs in her hands. Before the cat loving girl could pass him by, Yannis waved at her. And, fortunately for the silent dude, Winnie noticed him, walked up to him, and cheerfully asked, "Yannis, are you OK?"

After the silent dude shrugged, the cat lover said, "Say, you don't have an egg… would you like one of mine?"

Yannis nodded, but then looked a bit guilty. Fortunately, Winnie quickly eased his fears by saying, "Don't worry, I don't mind! I only need one egg anyway, and since you don't have one, it only makes sense to give my other one to you!"

With that, the cat lover handed Yannis an orange and black egg, and added, "We should go back to camp. It's not too far from here, and the sun is about to set anyway. Let's go, Yannis!"

(Confessional: Sharing is caring, apparently.)

Winnie: Yannis is a good listener. He didn't even motion for me to be quiet when I talked about my adorable kitties!

Back at the camp, Alice began tapping her foot and asked, "How much longer are we going to stand here? I'd rather be doing something constructive and useful."

Spider replied, "We're just waiting for Winnie and Yannis to finish, and then we'll move onto something… semi-important, at least."

Quana was next to speak. "And, speak of the devil, here they come!"

Sure enough, the two crossed the finish line a few seconds after Quana spoke, and with that, the twenty-five campers waited for their hosts to speak up once more.

Spider then honored their silent requests by saying, "Well, everyone, that's the end of the first challenge. Not too hard, right? Yeah, we felt like a bit of a learning curve would be appreciated, and it's good to see you complete it with little to no difficulty."

Lankston cocked his head. "So what are the Easter eggs for?"

Jill shrugged. "Maybe we can eat them."

Helen rolled her eyes. "Please, chocolate is far too exciting for me."

Suddenly, the condescending one got annoyed. "Maybe you didn't hear me, so I'll repeat myself just this once. What are the Easter eggs for?"

The Hispanic girl spoke up. "Good question, Lankston. Well, each of these Easter eggs has another egg inside it. The color of these inner eggs will play a big part in certain arrangements, so let's unlock them!"

Donny raised his eyebrow. "How? We don't have any keys."

At that, a redhead with a cheerleader uniform walked up to the campers holding a box of keys and said, "I've got them. Just pick any key and put it inside your egg."

The pyromaniac chuckled a bit at that statement, but he quickly got a hold on himself. Then, all the campers took a key and unlocked their eggs. True to Quana's word, each Easter egg contained a smaller egg. Some were gold, some were silver, and the rest were bronze.

Then, Spider instructed, "Alright, we'd like you to stand with those who have the same colored egg as yours. Once you guys in those three groups, we can continue."

The campers were quick to follow Spider's directions, and Kim took notice of the uneven groups. However, it was Lankston who spoke up. "Hold on. One group has nine, and the other two groups have eight campers. As talented as I am, it'd be hard for me to lead a team with a number gap, you know."

Spider smiled. "Actually, I never said that this was to decide teams. These are simply to decide where you'll be sleeping for the first night. If you have a gold egg, stand in front of the Champions' Cabin."

At that, Alice, Eddie, Jill, Max, Paul, Rheneas, Sasha, and Winnie moved in front of the winner's cabin.

Quana then said, "If you have a silver egg, please stand in front of the Middle Place cabin."

Cherry, Donny, Fripp, Imanda, Kim, Lankston, Opal, and Ulric took their place in front of their decent cabin.

Spider then scratched his head. "Well… sorry, guys. Since you nine have the bronze eggs, you'll have to spend a night in the Loser's Cabin."

Bishop gave the redhead a death glare and growled, "You have a lot of nerve."

Xyly then shrugged. "Eh, it won't be that bad."

With that, Bishop, Gordon, Helen, Nina, Quarla, Tyson, Xyly, Yannis, and Zed moved over in front of their ramshackle of a cabin.

Finally, Quana closed the discussion out by saying, "Now, these are just your bunking arrangements for the night. You'll most likely be with different people tomorrow when the teams are formed. Also, keep a hold on your Easter eggs, as they'll play a part in deciding the teams. Until then, it's dinner time, so enjoy your meals."

(Confessional: They've got cabin feva!)

Alice: (nods approvingly) "A satisfactory result. Technically, I came in first, because even though that hick 'won', he's in the Loser Cabin and I'm in the Champion Cabin. It's nice to be treated as I deserve."

Zed: "The loser cabin don't look too bad. Nothing a pillow can't fix, I reckon."

Ulric: "Not a bad end to the day. The Middle Place cabin sounds pretty good. I'm just hoping for the top bunk."

After the campers had a nice dinner, Kim made sure she was the last one to exit. Then, she walked over to the path clearing where she found Tabitha.

Once the dangerous flirt saw the girl, she smirked and said, "Ah, good, you're here. Let's take a walk, shall we?"

The former chessmistress gulped, but nonetheless nodded, and the two went on their merry way. After a few seconds, Kim, after making sure no one else was in the vicinity, said, "Wow, that was a pretty crazy first day. But, all in all, it wasn't too bad."

Tabitha nodded. "Yeah. I'm glad to have someone to talk with… after everything."

The dangerous flirt shrugged. "I wouldn't worry. You played a good game. Trusting no one, and manipulating some of the weaker players to do your dirty work… it can really work if you know how to play your cards right. And coming in third? I'd say you did well."

The former chessmistress blushed. "T-Thanks. I d-did what I could."

Kim nodded. "You did. So, any thoughts on these new guys? Like any of 'em?"

Tabitha sighed. "Not really. Especially that rich kid… that really wasn't very nice of him."

The dangerous flirt chuckled. "Ah, you're being too nice. They're awful, in my opinion. Especially that gamer bitch. I don't know why, but she really gets under my skin."

The former chessmistress cocked her head. "Is it because she likes video games?"

Kim sighed. "Yeah, that's probably it. I'm no gamer. I prefer to deal with reality head on instead of trying to 'whisk myself away' and avoid any problems in my life. I just can't stand people like that, y'know?"

Tabitha's eyes widened. "I haven't heard it put like that… but I can't help but agree with you. Some people just don't like to deal with reality."

The dangerous flirt sighed, and after a few seconds, the two approached the end of the path. Then, she said, "Yeah. So, before I go, I want to say one more thing. How about we do this more often… and form kind of an alliance?"

The former chessmistress gasped. "What? Is that even legal?"

Kim shrugged. "I certainly don't think so. Besides, this is mutually beneficial for us. You get a friend, and I get an experienced contestant from this game so I can make all the big, strategic moves I need to do get far in this game. So, deal?"

After the dangerous flirt held her hand out for about fifteen or so seconds, Tabitha gulped, took a deep breath, shook Kim's hand, and said, "Deal. So, same time, same place tomorrow?"

The dangerous flirt winked and smiled. "You've got it. It's been a pleasure, Tabitha."

Tabitha returned the smile. "Absolutely. Have a good night, Kim."

With that, Kim turned around and smirked when Tabitha wasn't looking.

(Confessional: Power Surge!)

Kim: (giggles) "OK, seriously. Why didn't I do this last time? Oh well, now I have a serious upper hand over all of these losers, and things can go like they should have gone before." (smirks) "This is going to be so much fun. For me, of course." (winks, and then giggles as she exits the confessional)

Spider and Quana stood on the Dock of Shame as night blessed Wawanakwa with rays of moonlight. Then, Spider said, "And that's the end of Day One. We have winners, we have not-so-winners, and we have those that are somewhere in between."

Quana smiled. "But that could change tomorrow when the teams are formed. Hopefully the teams will get along, but sadly, I have a feeling that conflict will show up. Still, hopefully this next challenge will be a great way for the teams to bond together."

The redhead nodded and finally announced, "So, who will go far in the game? Who will not? Who will be a fan favorite? And who will go crazy the fastest? Find out next time, on Total Drama Letterama!"