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Prompt- sam and rory fluff- gleeker212 (guest)

A/N- HELLO I'M REALLY TIRED SO ENOUGH CHITCHAT READ THIS I MADE IT WITH WORDS!

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"I'll help you around America," Sam said, grabbing a large tourist leaflet out of his bag.

"First off, we go to New York City, the Big Orange!" Sam announced, throwing Rory into a bus that just appeared out of nowhere.

"Isn't it the Big Appl-" Rory began.

"TO YOUR LEFT YOU CAN SEE A REAL AMERICAN IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT. SEE HOW IT RAKES THOSE LEAVES. WATCH AS IT YELLS SWEAR WORDS AT US, CLAIMING ITS DOMINANCE!" Sam yelled into a megaphone.

"TO YOUR RIGHT THERE IS A STARBUCKS!" Sam yelled.

This was going to be a long bus ride.

A/N- Au revoir, petit croissants.

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