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Prompt- "santana's thoughts as she's ransacking the ny apartment"- Eurasian Persuasion
A/N- *dramatic drumroll* *award show voice* WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE FIFTEITH CHAPTER OF THE ALPHABET ZOO FOR THE MISPLACED! PLEASE, ENJOY THE FIC AND READ ON!
Spoilers for 4x15 (but not really)
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"Ugh Berry's room is as boring as her personality," Santana thought as she pocketed the giant wad of cash and caller, "At least I've got some evidence on the creepy plastic guy."
Kurt's room was a bit better; she took pictures of the drawer filled with love letters and gifts from Blaine, emailing them to Puck.
"Oh look, Doctor Who left his mark," she thought as she tossed an apple core in the bin, "Just as disgusting as his face."
Suddenly Rachel entered the apartment.
"WHY ARE MY THINGS ALL OVER?" Rachel screeched.
"Must've been the raccoons," Santana deadpanned, smirking.
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