The Year When the Rainbow-Haired Kids invaded Hogwarts

Hogwarts Part 1

Akashi, Sejuuro

Why what a brilliant mind you have here!

Thank you. I already know that though.

How arrogant, boy. Salazar Slytherin would love to get his hands all over you.

Excuse me. I might have misheard, but did you call me arrogant?

No need to get the scissors out. How did you even imagine snipping me into tiny strips anyways?

I have quite an active imagination, hat.

Merlin, the kids are getting more psychotic as the years go by I swear.

Sort me now, you dirty hat.

Fine.

You have a brilliant intellect, Rowena would like that, but you got too many devious plans in this head of yours to devote yourself entirely to your studies.

I shall take that as a compliment.

Helga would not let you anywhere near her badger den. Far too reliant on yourself, but you seem to be loyal enough. In the Hufflepuff house, you would probably build yourself an army out of them. . .

What an interesting idea.

Dear Merlin, no!

I'm kidding of course.

Well Gryffindor is definitely out the window as well. No sense of recklessness at all in you. I think we both know that you are the chess master not the soldier.

I actually prefer shogi over chess, well I guess there is only one house left then.

"SLYTHERIN!"

You have avoided being cut into pieces, hat.

What is wrong with kids these days?!

-o-

Aomine, Daiki

. . . are the only things on your mind basketball and inappropriate pictures of females?

Well what else is there?

First the psychotic one and now this idiot, I am so sorry Hogwarts.

What did you call me!?

An idiot. And sit down! You're making a scene!

5 minutes later

Now that you stopped yelling at a hat out loud, we can actually get to sorting you.

Shut up! I already got a detention and I'm not even sorted yet!

Well you have no studious nature or intellect to speak of so Ravenclaw is definitely out immediately.

. . . no comment?

Just sort me, I am done with this.

Fine. You have loyalty and a sense of friendship, but your teamwork skills are horrendous. Not Hufflepuff either.

You are ambitious enough. "The only one who can beat me is me?" What stupid catchphrase is that? Well no sense of slyness though.

I guess the only house left is Gryffindor. You will definitely fit in with the loud mouth lions.

Screw you, hat.

It was nice meeting you too.

"GRYFFINDOR!"

-o-

Kagami, Taiga

Well it's another Gryffindor stereotype, as if we need more of those this year.

Huh?

Do I even need to explain? You have no brains, no slyness, and the Hufflepuffs would run away at the sight of you.

Wait, what?

Definitely a . . .

"GRYFFINDOR!"

Stupid hat.

-o-

Kise Ryouta

Hello, hat!

Um . . . hi child.

Hogwarts is so cool! I can't wait to learn here! I hope it won't be too easy. I want a challenge!

Merlin, are you always this talkative?

Yes! Are you going to sort me now!

I would if you would let me talk.

Sorry! Please sort me!

Okay. Not a Ravenclaw that's for sure. You are not the person who would rely on knowledge or intellect.

Not a Slytherin either. You have a lot of ambition, but no care on how to achieve it.

I'm more of a go-with-the-flow-person!

I can tell.

Hmmm. . . definitely a loyal person to those you respect, but once again no sense of teamwork.

So Gryffindor?

Sadly yes. Why does it feel like all the sortings this year have the same pattern? It's like every kid is exactly what Godric would want.

Huh?

"GRYFFINDOR!"

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