The Year When the Rainbow-Haired Kids Invaded Hogwarts

Hogwarts Part 2

Kuroko, Tetsuya

. . . what's taking so long? The kid should be here by now.

Excuse me, but you are on me right now.

DEAR MERLIN!

Sorry about your eardrums, kid.

It's fine. I'm used to it.

But seriously you almost made a hat have a heart attack.

I'm sorry.

Let's actually get to your sorting now, okay. No more heart-attack inducing stunts okay?

Ravenclaw won't fit you at all. You are not the studious type, are you? You have no ambition for the search of knowledge.

It is not that you don't lack resourcefulness, but you have a lot of ambition either.

So Gryffindor or Hufflepuff?

Merlin! Sorry I forgot I was sorting you. I thought I was just talking to myself.

It's fine.

How polite. I almost forgot what a polite kid sounded like.

Well you would make a great Gryffindor. There's definitely courage in you and loyalty, but what you really have in abundance is determination.

You would be a perfect Hufflepuff. Your sense of hard-work, determination, and teamwork is amazing. You don't see that often nowadays.

Thank you.

"HUFFLEPUFF!"

I hope that there are more polite kids coming up.

-o-

Midorima, Shintaro

Why are you holding a rubber chicken?

It is my lucky item for the day.

What the heck is that?

The horoscope said the rubber chicken is the lucky item for Cancers.

You know what, I'm tired of the stupid things you kids do. I'm just going to sort you.

Of course, now you finally do what you were made to do.

Shut up.

Well you are not a reckless person by any means. You won't fit in with the Gryffindors at all.

Wow, I haven't said that since I sorted that psycho kid.

Should I take that as a compliment?

Yes, by the way do you even know what teamwork means?

Yes, I choose to not apply it.

Well, Hufflepuff is out of the question then.

You have a lot of ambition, but you don't have any plans to achieve it that require any cunning.

To be honest, you aren't very knowledge driven at all. At least the Ravenclaws won't drive you insane.

That is the first intelligent thing you said to me.

Why does this always happen to me?

"RAVENCLAW!"

-o-

Momoi, Satsuki

Finally a girl! You should be relatively normal.

Excuse me?

Wait. You are childhood friends with the blue haired idiot? You seem like a smart girl.

I am. I have just sadly known Daiki for a long time.

I am sorry.

It's fine. I'm used to his idiocy by now.

Well let's get you sorted.

You have bravery, but you don't always take the initiative. Not really a Gryffindor.

You have a great sense of friendship and loyalty, you would need it to be friends with the idiot.

His name is Daiki.

I don't care.

You are a really spiteful hat, aren't you?

You try sorting immature brats for 500 years.

Well you also have some cunning, but no ambition. I believe the best house for you would be Ravenclaw.

"RAVENCLAW!"

Good luck with the idiot.

-o-

Murasakibara, Atsushi

Are you really only a kid?

What do you mean?

You must be at least 2 meters tall! What have you've been eating!

*crunch*

. . . are you seriously eating candy during your sorting?

It took too long to sort everyone else. I'm hungry.

I guess my question is answered.

Make me Hufflepuff, hat.

What? Are you seriously asking for Hufflepuff?

Yes.

May I ask why?

Aka-chin said that the common room is near the kitchens. That means more food.

How the heck would that kid know . . . you know what, I don't care.

Well you don't really happen to fit into any of the other houses anyway. Please don't scare them too much.

"HUFFLEPUFF!"

*EXTRA* (Because you guys are awesome)

Takao, Kazunari

You are the last kid right?

Yes?

THANK MERLIN! I CAN'T BELIEVE I MADE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR!

I think you just blew my eardrums.

Sorry, kid. I'm just so happy. If I had a mouth, I would celebrate with some brandy.

You know that this is not appropriate for a kid right?

Does it look like I care?

You look like a pile of rages sewn together actually.

Screw it. I'm too happy to be bothered by that.

Well are you actually going to sort me?

Fine. Brave, loyal, cunning, and sort of smart. Wait. What is this plan for being the green-haired kid's friend?

Dear Merlin, that is well calculated . . . and near obsessive.

I know right.

That's a plan worthy of Slytherin right there.

"SLYTHERIN!"

I wasn't planning on doing Takao, but I feel like you guys deserve it for being so amazing. I know I said September 29th, but you guys definitely liked the last chapter. So I just put this up early. If you like this Hogwarts AU, send me a review and I might do some of the other characters' sorting. If you have another preference for any of the characters' sorting, tell me in a review. I want to see your opinions and I can tell you my reasons as well. Thanks for reading!

Special Thanks: isa . asi . isa, EchizenRyoma, Kaynx, laughing on the inside, and sweetsmasher

-SWP