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Urban Legends: Fairytale Style-Chapter 2
His Kidney's Been Removed!
Night had fallen on the small town of Storybrooke, and in a small corner of the street, Dr Whale sat in Granny's diner, an alcoholic drink in his hand as he leered at the luscious Ruby right under the nose of her oblivious grandmother.
Dr Whale rose his drink to his lips once again, draining it while keeping his eyes fixed on the way Ruby's ass looked in those scarlett skintight shorts of hers. He was so enraptured in staring at the young woman, that he didn't notice when the door to Granny's Diner opened, and another woman sat next to him until she playfully tugged on his jacket.
Dr Whale turned, and was surprised to see the dark haired, beautiful face of Regina Mills, the town mayor. What was even more surprising was that she was smiling at him, and it wasn't a friendly smile, or a smile you would give an acquaintance. Oh no, it was a flirtatious smile. One that the good doctor was very familiar with.
"Good evening, Dr Whale" said Regina, her pearly white teeth flashing from behind her full red lips "It's been a while since I last saw you. You're looking well, if I may say so"
Dr Whale nodded, flashing her a grin of his own "Of course, Madame Mayor. May I say that you too are looking truly...refreshing?" he said, and Regina chuckled flirtatiously, turning towards Granny.
"Another drink" she said to Granny, who swiftly brought down another beverage and placed it in front of the Mayor, who was quick to slide it towards Dr Whale.
And he took it.
Later that night, amidst a blur of drinks and laughter, Regina and Dr Whale found themselves back in his apartment. While Whale waited for her on his couch, Regina insisted on bringing in the drinks. Dr Whale was happy to let the powerful woman serve him, and told her where he kept his alcohol.
Moments later, Regina returned, an enticing smile on her face, and two drinks in her hand. One of which she passed to the doctor.
"Let's get this night started" Regina grinned. Dr Whale sent her a lustful look back and downed his drink.
And then he knew no more.
It was the next morning before Dr Whale finally awoke, and the first thing that he became aware of was that he had a pounding headache, and was absolutely freezing.
"What the hell?" he groaned, and looked down at himself. And what he saw made him jump to fully awake.
He was in the bathtub of his apartment, fully clothed, and the bath was filled to the brim with freezing cold ice.
"What, the hell?!" Dr Whale said again while trying to lift himself out of the bath, but he cried out when he felt a sharp ripping sensation towards the right side of his stomach. He looked down at himself once again, and saw something red blooming under the ice.
Starting to panic, Dr Whale dug through the ice until he reached his stomach.
And when he saw what was waiting for him, he screamed out loud in horror.
"What the HELL?!"
A deep gouge had been cut into his stomach, the flesh was cut smoothly as though with scalpel, and blood poured from the wound and onto his clothes and the ice, colouring them red.
"Something wrong, Doctor?"
Still in a state of horror, Dr Whale looked up to see Regina staring at him from his bathroom door, her hands were behind her back, and she wore a huge, demented grin on her face.
"Because it looks to me" she said, her hands starting to come out from behind her "As though you might be missing something!"
She finally removed her hands from behind her back, and Dr Whale screamed again, horribly, hysterically, when he saw that Regina, in one of her blood soaked hands, was holding a scalpel that was drenched with scarlett. And in the other...oh God, in her other blood drenched hand...
She was holding Dr Whale's right kidney!
What do you think? I'm sorry it's short, but it's a short legend, and one of my personal favourites, so please read and review.