(Author's Note)

The crew and I were able to read the guidelines for story writing and apparently we aren't allowed to create any stories that are in script format. In the future I'll make an effort to transform those 2 chapters into novel form. Also I hope that this chapter would finally be a hit since I was able to interview one of the most popular authors of the Phineas and Ferb fanfiction community.

Oh yeah. Sorry about this taking so long Marissa. This needed some careful editing and proofreading.

Anyway I hope you… kapai kapai! Eh?! Con cha? EH! Poka?! WAAAGGGHHH!

Co-written By: 14AmyChan and Sabrina06.

Note: All quotes done by those 2 authors are mostly original. Very few are cued by me.

"Let's see hmmm…. Phinabella…. Phinabella…. Phinabella…. There's nothing in this dictionary!" said Phineas.

Ferb is just in the backstage drinking some juice.

"Hey, Bro! Do you have a dictionary, thesaurus or something I could borrow to look up a word?" Ferb just arches his brow.

"Errr… Phinabella."

He looks at him, hope in his eyes; Ferb shakes his head and sighs.

"I might have one last place to look. I'll get back to you." said Ferb.

"Great!" said Phineas.

He immediately leaves and he doesn't have the intention of getting back to the topic.

"Okay guys! The show's about to start… WAIT! Where's Kale?" asked Isabella.

Suddenly the door behind Isabella gets forcefully pushed. A minion comes in panicking.

"WAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!" he runs to the full body mirror nearby and looks at his reflection. "Poka?! Poka?! WAAggghhh!"

"Aggghhhh! IT'S A MINION! XD. Imma squish it!" said Isabella.

"Eh! No no no no no!" he said as he shooed away Isabella. He turns to Phineas. "GAMBANO TATAKUMI!"

"Uhh, Sorry. I didn't quite catch that." said Phineas.

"GAMBANO TATAKUMI!"

"Ahehe. Can someone help this little guy?"

The minion groans in frustration. As Sabrina steps over and takes a closer look. Her eyes go wide as she realises who she's looking at

"Uhh are we going to start the show? Sorry, couldn't wait." said iheartPhinabella05

The minion looks at his watch and yells in panic. He takes a deep breath and finally relaxes.

"Okay okay! Vamos vamos! Ikuzo!" said the minion.

"Ermm, that means take your places." said Sabrina.

"Why are we taking orders from the little guy? I thought we were taking orders from Kale?" asked Buford.

Minion groans in frustration. He approaches Buford and grabs him by the collar of his shirt. "Yo. Soy. KALE!"

"Really? What happened to you? And whoa! Since when did you learn how to speak Spanish?" asked Phineas.

"Phineas, we're about to start any second now." reminded Isabella.

"Si! Vamos vamos!" he said as he clapped his hands.

"Oh! Okay then!" said Phineas.

Everyone scrambled to their proper places before the show starts. The minion went to the camera and tried to reach the tall seat but ended up falling down in every attempt. He jumped and pulled the lever that adjusts the height of the seat but the seat endlessly increased its height until it crashed on the ceiling. He scrambled and reached out for the seat and was able to sitt down with his head touching the ceiling. He pulled the lever but then he crashed to the floor.

"Ehhhh….." he said dizzily.

He pulled the lever one by one and slowly got to reach the camera.

"Okay okay. Sabrina! Ilaw ilaw!"

"Oh! Uhh, all set!" she said.

"Kamara…" he takes of the lens and wipes it. "Okay okay! Isabella! Go go!"

"Uhhh Okay! Please welcome iheartphinabella05!"

IHEARTPHINABELLA05

Audience applauds. "Wooohooo! Wooohoo!"

"Hey everyone! It's an honor to be here!" said iheartphinabella05 as she waves and blows kisses "love you all cuz everyone needs love!" *makes the heart shape with hands like people do at a Taylor Swift concert*.

"Welcome to the show! Oh, and congratulations for being the default winner in our last election. We're really happy to be interviewing you right now!" greeted Phineas.

"Awww thanks." *blushes* "And thank you to those of you who nominated me. To be honest I didn't expect to be nominated, but I guess I was wrong. Lol" she replied.

"Okay. So let's start with our first and very important question. And since we're going to ask this to each and every author we interview we're going to make a ceremony out of it. Are you ready?" asked Phineas.

"Let's light this pop stand or however that saying goes!"

Audience laughs.

"Okay then. So the ceremony is called... Buford, drum roll please!"

"WHAT! How do you even... Ughhh! I hate being talented." Buford makes a drum roll

*trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpsh!*

"The NAME GIVING CEREMONY!"

"Oooooo!" said that audience

"Ferb, if you would like to do the honors. Buford and Baljeet, some English music please."

Baljeet walks over an organ. Buford grabs a trumpet and they play "English Suite Movement I"

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Audience laughs.

"Ah-ahem. I hereby dub thee uhhh, what is thy name that we shall call thee?" asked Ferb.

Iheartphinabella05 giggles."You guys can call me Marissa. It's my real name and the name of my
OC."

"Very well then. I hereby dub thee uhh, iheartphinabella05, as, pause for dramatic effect…"

Audience laughs.

"…Ms. Marissa! It is an honor to meet you milady." he kisses her hand.

*blushes* "Thanks, Ferb."

"Big round of applause for her." said Ferb.

*Everyone applauds*

"Yeah! Yeah! Bravo! Bravo! Eh... Brava! Brava!" yelled the minion.

"SQUEEEEEEEE! I love the minions! *picks up the minion and hugs him* "You're all so cute and hilarious and lovable!"

Audience awes.

"EHHH! NO NO NO NO!" minion gets a little too comfortable with the hug. "OH! AWWWW!"

"Hehe! My turn after the show." said Isabella.

"Uhhh, hehe. Okay." said the minion.

Audience laughs. Marissa puts him back to the seat and the minion fixes the camera.

"Again, we are pleased to meet you Marissa."

"I think she already GETS THAT!" commented Buford.

Audience Boos. Minion throws a tomato at Buford. Audience laughs.

"Hey!" said Buford.

"Shhhh!" shushed the minion.

Sabrina and Amy glance at each other, then turn and glare at Buford. Sabrina raises her finger in warning.

"Oh-kay. Would you mind if we saw what you look like on the website?"

"I don't mind at all...although I have quite a few personas. Have you SEEN my bio with list of ocs? And that's not even all of them. The one I assume most of the time is Marissa Flynn."

"OH! You have superpowers? Like, you have the power to change personas?" asked Phineas.

Audience laughs.

"My ocs have powers...but I as a writer am just a normal girl." she said.

Audience Ooos.

"That's interesting. Okay. Isabella can you check her bio?"

"I'm on it!" she calls back as she heads to a computer monitor and calls up the bio.

"Oh! That reminds me! I might be changing my pen name to Marissa Flynn instead of iheartphinabella05...I just think it might be a bit more fitting. What do you guys think?"

"You mean, you're gonna be our adopted sister now?" asked Phineas.

"Well...in my stories we've lived together forever...except in Evil Phineas Trilogy...But I guess you could say adopted since not EVERYONE uses me as a character. Which I'm totally fine with since she's not cannon. For the record if I change my pen name I will be changing my avatar to one of the many pictures I've drawn of my oc and Phineas...probably Ferb and Perry and Isabella too."

"WAIT! YOU WROTE A STORY ABOUT YOU AND HIM LIVING TOGETHER FOREVER?!" yelled Isabella.

"OW! OW! MIC! MIC!" yelled the minion.

"Isabella, I'm his sister in my stories. I don't like him THAT way. I'm leaving him all for you... And Monty Monogram, you better watch out 'fore I come after you." said Marissa.

"Oh! Phew! Okay. I think I'll chill out a bit outside. Amy, You take over."

"All right Isabella, go cool your jets for a bit."

"BTW, who's Monty?" asked Phineas.

"Um...someone I hope leaves Vanessa alone is all I'm saying." *winks at Ferb*

Ferb smiles. Amy does a fist pump.

"Oh. What does he have to do with Vanessa? I hope I'm not asking too many questions. You seem to know a lot of people just like Ferb. In some days everywhere I turn he knows some other guy and some other girl. And I thought I was the interactive one."

"No it's fine, Phineas. Ask away." *giggles* "It's a long story with Ferb and Vanessa, and I'm not going into detail. Just warning Monty he better stay away from her. No worries, Ferb, bro, I got your back"

Ferb winks.

After some time, Isabella is finished with her research.

"Yieehee! Oh! I mean, most of her personas have Marissa as their first name. Go figure." *Continues looking at bio*

Audience laughs.

"So what inspired you to create those characters?"

"Well...to be honest I've been unknowingly creating (unknowingly as in not knowing the term) for years. I think the first one was when I put myself in Twilight Saga...or Harry Potter...or Meet the Robinsons. I guess I felt like I wanted to be a part of those worlds and they just...developed more as I acted them out while watching the show or movie. Eventually those OCs became who I was at times. Then the OCs that aren't me are actually my friends who wanted to be in some stories with me. The villains...well...I can't remember how I came up with those villains. Anyway...so...yeah, it just...sorta happened. Let me tell ya my OCs didn't start out as planned and complex. It took a few times to finally get their back stories, flaws and personalities. Such as Marissa Flynn, she does have flaws...trust me. She does."

"Awwww." said the minion.

"Wow. That's such a touching story. I bet if I make my own set of Original Characters I would base it on my family and my best friends. So let's continue with our next question. I've been asking everyone this question since this morning. I keep searching the dictionary and there's no such word. So maybe it's a slang one. Do you know what the "Phinabella" word means and if you do, can you explain it? (1)"

"Ooooo!" audience snickers a bit.
"No-no-no-no-no. Stoppen STOPPEN! WAAAGGGHHH!" yelled the minion.
"Can someone translate what Kale is saying?" asked Phineas.

"um...I do know what Phinabella is...however...I can't say here since it's not yet cannon. I wish it'd happen, but Dan and Swampy apparently aren't ready for it. *sad face* oh well, all good things to those who wait *gives a smile much like GIR from Invader Zim*" said Marissa.

"Great. I'm gonna order some cement to fix that 4th wall." grumbled Sabrina as she made a notation on her clipboard and jammed the pen back into her ponytail.

Audience laughs.

"I didn't understand that. And who's Dan and Swampy?"

"uh...hey look! It's Perry!"

Everyone looks to where Perry is

"Grrrrrakdjfasdjfkdsf!" growled Perry
"Oh there you are Perry! Why is Perry wearing a hat?"
Perry's eyes look up and his eyes shrink. The audience and the minion gasps.

"Uh...we dressed him up so he'd look fabulous! That's it! Doesn't he look cute, Phin"

"Oh really? It suits him! We should keep it! Right Ferb?"

Ferb gives a thumbs up. Audience laughs.

"What is your favorite story you have written or are writing? (2)" asked Phineas.

"Favorite story...oh that's hard. I have to say I can't pick one favorite. I can however say my favorites definitely "Phineas and the Spirit of the Sky", "Uprising of Other Alt Doof", and the Anti Phineas trilogy, which the final of that trilogy will be a major crossover I will get to after i finish some stuff up, so be patient with me please. OH and my "Phineas and Coraline" trilogy, first book right now is on Deviantart, but it will make its way to .net."

"Aaaahhhh." said the Audience.

"Aaaahhh." said the minion.

"Sounds exciting! But if you had to choose one then what would it be?"

"Gosh, Phineas...I don't know...hmmmm probably "Uprising of Other Alt Doof" because it's the one that will start all the adventures we have. Also, I like that although there's a lot of sequels that involve Alt. Doofenshmirtz, I like how mine has that unique originality of the whole 'Other Alt. Doof'. I just...didn't see Alt. Doof coming back on his own as evil, so I decided to, ya know, create my own way of him coming back. I like how it's original. At least...I've been told it's original in reviews."

"That's cool. It seems like you have written a lot of stories so far."

"Yeah, I've been on Fanfiction for over a year now, and I absolutely love it."

"Who's Alt Doof?"

"Alt. Doof is...oh right, your memory got wiped of that day *zips mouth shut and giggles*"

" Errr, what is she talking about?" he asks the minion.

"Eh, Patapon?" said the minion.

Suddenly the computer screen changes the scene.

"Okay, is this thing on? Hello? Hello?" said Doofenshmirtz.

"OY!" yelled the minion.

Amy gasps and so does the audience.

"Whoa! We're getting hacked again!" said Phineas.

"I'm on it!" said Isabella.

"Okay, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation earlier but did you actually say that there's an alternate dimension of me? Oh that would be awesome! I bet that he's handsome by the way. Oh how rude of me! The name's Heinz… wa-wa-wait wait! I'm being kicked out of the…"

The computer screen reverts to its original background before he got to finish his sentence. Audience laughs.

"Sorry about that. We're still working on the hacks and bugs in the studio. Anyway, let's move on. What's the one song you could listen to every second of the day and never get sick of? (3)"

"Hmmm...a song I could listen to...I'd have to say one of them (yeah I have a lot) is "Summer, Where do we Begin?" because I love Phineas' voice in that song not to mention I sing it with him (since my oc is a sister to him). And don't even try to protest, Phin. You're adorable. If I was writing the show, you'd outrank Isabella's cuteness...don't get me wrong Issy, you're adorable too."

"But... I'm the cutest..." said Isabella.

"I agree." said Phineas.

"*GASP!*. Really?" she asked romantically.

"Duh! Maybe you could do that by giving me some cutonium but I don't think anyone would match Isabella's innate cuteness. I mean, can't you see that in her?"

"Oh stop! *Laughs bashfully*"

Audience laughs.

"I'm flattered with that comment Marissa. We could sing later if you want. BTW, how did we know that song again Ferb?"

Ferb shrugs his shoulders.

"So for that last question: would like to sing that song now?"

"Sure, Phineas! I'd love to!"

"C'mon guys! Let's go!"

Everyone scrambles to the studio, including the minion.

"Cue music please!"

Isabella cues the music and runs to the group.

"The days are longer, The nights are shorter, The shine is shining!" sang everyone

"It's noticeably warmer." sang Ferb.

"Summer! Every single moment is worth its weight in gold!" sang Phineas.

"Summer it's like the world's best story and it's waiting to be told
*both Phin and Marissa* "It's ice cream cones and cherry soda dripping down your chin. It's summer man where do we begin?"

Minion Sings along with the melody: "Banana, Adieu badih Kapai!"

"iheartphinabella05 Everyone!"

Lights on half the stage dim as the music volume increases and everyone sings and has fun. Audience joins the party.

SO WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! WE ARE NOW OPEN FOR THE NEXT ELECTION!

Questions:

1. Do you know what phinabella is and if you do, can you explain it? (IHATETOAD)

2. What is your favorite story you have written or are writing? (WhyThis)

3. What's the one song you could listen to every second of the day and never get sick of? (PFTones3482)

4. What's your fav PNF episode? (woodland59)

Answers:

1. um...I do know what Phinabella is...however...I can't say here since it's not yet cannon. I wish it'd happen, but Dan and Swampy apparently aren't ready for it. *sad face* oh well, all good things to those who wait *gives a smile much like GIR from Invader Zim*

2. Favorite story...oh that's hard. I have to say I can't pick one favorite. I can however say my favorites definitely "Phineas and the Spirit of the Sky", "Uprising of Other Alt Doof", and the Anti Phineas trilogy. (which the final of that trilogy will be a major crossover I will get to after i finish some stuff up, so be patient with me please) OH and my "Phineas and Coraline" trilogy (first book right now is on Deviantart, but it will make its way to .net)

3. Hmmm...a song I could listen to...I'd have to say one of them (yeah I have a lot) is "Summer, Where do we Begin?" because I love Phineas' voice in that song not to mention I sing it with him (since my oc is a sister to him). And don't even try to protest, Phin. You're adorable. If I was writing the show, you'd outrank Isabella's cuteness...don't get me wrong Issy, you're adorable too.

4. Fav PnF episode...well again I can't pic one. I have a certain few per season. Season 1: "Phineas and Ferb get Busted" (since it's pretty epic). Season 2: "Chronicles of Meap" and "The Beak" along with "Summer Belongs to You" and "Christmas Vacation Special". Season 3: "Meapless in Seattle", "Pnf Across the Second Dimension" (hey it can count lol) and all the Time Shift Episodes, "Temple of Juatchadoon" being my favorite of those. Season 4: "Mission Marvel" for sure, "Happy Birthday, Isabella" (love the Phinabella and the...well can't say too much. There may be some who haven't seen the episode yet BUT NEED TO!) and "Bee Story" (love that hilarious but adorable ending, and Issy and the Fireside Girls look so cute as bees! Not to mention I love the song "Waggle Dance")