Crashing sounds were heard coming from the janitor's closet, as though a fight was taking place inside. After a few seconds, a minion pulled a janitor's cart out and it was pretty obvious why he was having a very difficult time.
"Heeey!" Called the minion.
Unfortunately, nobody bothered to offer any assistance. The minion then proceeded to the door where the old studio used to be. A lot of memories, good memories, flashed through the little guy's mind. Excited, and yet a little nervous, the director pulled out the old keys from his pocket that went unused for many months now. Hopefully everything would still be in one piece.
As soon as the minion turned the key… it was what he least hoped for. Everything was a mess. The place was very dusty, even if it was left unmaintained for a few months. Maybe it's because they accidentally left the window open, that couldn't be the only reason why there, not only dirt but also critters skulking around. If Blythe were to work in this place now… she'd resign in a matter of seconds.
Well it's no use dilly-dallying. The minion picked up the broom and commenced his sweeping.
"Hey! The door to the studio is open!" remarked Phineas. He coughed for a few times. "Whew! It's dusty!"
The two stepbrothers turned to the sweeping minion.
"Hey!" Greeted the minion.
"Kale!" He (Phineas) said. In a matter of seconds he understood what he was doing. "Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!"
"Wha-! Ah phoo!"
Kale only understood that they didn't want to help so they ran away. Determined, he resumed his sweeping. A few seconds later some sort of machine approached the doorway, which shocked the minion. He yelped when it literally crashed through the door.
"Whoops! Sorry!" Said Phineas.
The machine repaired the wall almost instantly. Multiple arms suddenly sprouted from the machine, each holding something different with which to clean. It beeped a few times and zipped around the studio, the boys riding it. Dust filled the room, which enveloped the minion and,(omit) made him cough several times. Seconds later the studio looked brand new! The floor was shiny, the lights were fixed, and most importantly the stage was set and ready for the next show.
"Wwwow!" Commented Kale.
"C'mon director! We still need to set up for the next show!"
"Uhhh… cru?"
"Right here!" Said Isabella. "I'll be manning the tech support! We've only got a few seconds before our guest arrives!"
Sabrina was keeping an eye on the rigging and lighting while making notes on her clipboard. She tucked her pen into her ponytail and handed a note to Ferb, who nodded and offered a thumbs-up in response.
Buford came over to check on props needed for later. "I wasn't expectin' the call from Kale, but he said he needed me here. He said there was an interview." Sabrina agreed. "I was surprised to get the call as well."
The minion panics. He hunted around for his camera.
"Kamara! Kamara!"
"It's right over there! Like always!" Pointed Isabella.
The minion looked in awe at the new camera. But there was no time to waste. He slapped himself awake and sat on the director's chair behind the camera.
"Ilaw! Kamara…. Okay!"
"Please welcome… Galaxina-the-Seedrian!" Announced Isabella.
The crowd applauded for about a minute...but no one entered. Everything was quiet for a moment. Phineas and Isabella turned to each other awkwardly before Phineas cleared his throat. "Uh...Where is she?"
A muffled revving noise was heard from behind. All eyes turned to the wall as a chainsaw proceeded to tear a hole through the wall. Everyone in the entire studio shrieked. The minion fell from his seat. In came Galaxina, carrying a chainsaw. She grinned and laughed maniacally at everyone. "Hi! Sorry about that, I couldn't find a door."
Phineas blinked before he and Isabella slowly pointed to the door. Galaxina stared at the entrance. "...Oh...well, what do you know? There it is…" Galaxina chuckled nervously as she tossed the chainsaw to the side. "This is...awkward…"
Kale approached the wall with a gaping mouth. "Wha! Tu! Eee! Aaaaagh!" He dialed something on the calculator and scribbled something on his clipboard.
Galaxina stared as Kale began to have what she recognized as a mental breakdown. She simply blinked, then shrugged. Isabella let out a nervous laugh. "Well...this is going to be...interesting…"
Buford approached her. "Mini man is angry coz you broke the wall and they have to pay for it again."
Galaxina nodded before her eyes widened. "Again?" she paused, "Ooooh...I must have missed that episode…"
"Take a seat!" Said Phineas.
Galaxina began to bounce over to her seat, humming to herself. She took a seat, grinning.
"Okay. Take Two Isabella!"
"Alrighty! Please welcome Galaxina-the-Seedrian!"
GALAXINA-THE-SEEDRIAN
The audience cheered and even whistled to honor the return of the show.
"So happy to be here," Galaxina giggled, "Sorry about the wall...and the AC...and everything else I touched while trying to get here...I got lost...twice."
"Quite an entrance there my friend." Commented Ferb.
"Thanks!" Galaxina paused, "I think."
"So… I gotta say," said Phineas. "Is that look of yours inspired by Hatsune Miku?"
"I wish!" Galaxina snortled, "No, no, Galaxina is an actual character from an anime called Sonic X. She was originally named 'one sama' which is Japanese for big sister. But, the English decided to steal a name from a rated R sci-fi...er...I mean...they creatively came up with a new kind of name to follow a theme for the Seedrian race...yeah…"
"Oh! Seedrian race huh? So… is that some sort of race that are born from seeds?"
"Supposedly, yes," Galaxina said, "But, the name is fan named. Sometimes they're called Petalians (or Petalis, I can't remember) because of their petal dresses."
"Oh… so you're a plant." Said Ferb.
"An anthropomorphic plant with pyrokinesis," Galaxina said, "Except, in the original show, Galaxina was just a background character. The pyro thing is just my head canon...plus I love fire...a lot."
"Cool!" Squealed Isabella. "I've always wanted to ask this question, if you don't mind."
"Shoot," Galaxina said with a smile.
"What's it like to be an autotroph? You know, making your own food. I've always wondered how it would feel if I were to undergo the process of eating by means of sunlight."
"Well, unfortunately, as strange as it is, Seedrians do not autotroph," Galaxina said with a sigh, "We eat and drink like everyone else. However, I do hear every now and then about certain plant aliens that CAN autotroph. They say that it's a sort of water flowing feeling in their veins before a sweet and zesty taste begins to course. It's really weird in my opinion."
"Oooo!" Said the audience.
"Gross…. But cool! So you're a carnivorous plant!"
"Technically, yes," Galaxina said, "I do eat meat, but I also eat salads."
Isabella was shocked. "You're a cannibal?!"
"Half true," Galaxina said, "Seedrians are half human...or are they half animal...it's hard to explain."
Backstage, Buford is shutting his ears with his hands. "I have to get out of here! I'm learning!"
The audience laughed.
"Well thanks Isabella for those questions. Anyway, so do you have best friends in the website?"
"Yes!" Galaxina said excitedly, "LoveyLoo, Marissa Flynn, Francis (I don't know his current name; he's apparently a girl now), LoveyLoo, NattyMc, Laura and Amber...did I mention LoveyLoo? She's awesome. I like her. She is equally as insane as me, and therefore she is awesome."
"How insane?"
"Well," Galaxina hummed a bit, "There was this one time, when I was three, that my older sisters and I were in this play room our parents made. They were bored and they wanted to leave, but I still wanted to play. So I did what any logical three year old would do...I pinned them down while latching a hand onto the door, which caused it to tear from the hinges because of the angle I was in. I also set my sister's hair on fire once with a candlestick lighter. Again, I was three...or was that when I was two?"
"Okay okay. Keep it down now. Candace might've-!"
"Phineas! I will never forgive you for that!" Hollered Candace.
"I said I was sorry!" Phineas sighed. "Anyway, let's just say I did something similar… with a hair iron."
"I'm not allowed to touch those anymore because I burnt my sister with it and blamed my other sister for it," Galaxina said before staring at a void with a blank stare for about five seconds before snapping back to her happy disposition.
"I like this girl already." Commented Buford.
The audience laughed.
"Okay. Well do you have any plans for your next story or current stories?"
"Well, I am currently thinking of a revision of Like Father Like Son," Galaxina said, "That will take place after I'm done with the current one. After that, I may write a few sequels. Ferb's Goodbye is a little hard to say. I think it's good at one point, but then I get bored with it later."
"Wait…. Ferb's leaving?!"
"Well, what I had in mind was that Ferb's insane mother comes back to take what is hers by tricking Ferb to go back to England to some school. Ferb at the time feels a little left out, and Buford is just being a douche and makes him feel worse, so eventually he considers it. You two get into a fight because you try to figure out why he's even thinking about going back, which actually pushes him to do it. His mother then kidnaps him on a plane...and something about aliens, called Dragos, is supposed to be involved. Some kind of conspiracy thing with Meap's planet and stuff, but I don't know what to do after that."
"Oh that sounds cool! But… seriously do you really have to take away my partner in crime over here?"
"I'd answer, but that would give away the ending," Galaxina smirked.
"Oh okay. It's only a story after all."
"Okay… uhh do you mind if I whispered you a question?"
"Go ahead!" Galaxina said.
Phineas walks over to the half-plant.
"What's Phinabella?" he whispered.
Galaxina grins. "Well," she whispered, "It's you and Isabella, in terms of romantic quality. In other words, it's the fans way of saying you two should get married in the future, probably get some kids, specifically a girl named Marie."
"What?!" Phineas blushed. He tried his best not to look at Isabella. "Oh….. kayyy…." He checked his watch. "Oh wait, we're almost out of time! Do you have any talents you could show us?"
Galaxina hummed to herself for a bit before grinning. "Just a minute!" the Seedrian pulled out a pair of sunglasses and a microphone, "Gimme a beat."
Everybody everywhere
Always comes and stops to stare
All because of my blue hair
Uh-uh-huh
Of course now, then again
I'm the only Seedrian
Among all these strange humans
Uh-uh-huh
I like things that burn in fire
Orange and red all transpire
In my saneless plant empire
Uh-uh-huh
Burn your shirt
Burn your shoes
Doesn't hurt
Nothing to lose
I'm a pyromaniac made of leaves
Petals, vines, all plant things
I like eating meat, and I like eating salads
So what if I'm a cannibal? You're answer's invalid
If you hadn't noticed, my talent here tonight
Is singing out at random, and bustin' out a rhyme
Uh-uh-huh
Uh-uh-huh
"I'm GTS, baby," Galaxina moved her sunglasses down to show her eyes, and winked at the crowd.
"Galaxina-the-Seedrian everybody!" Said Phineas.
So Who's Next? You decide!
I would like to give my special thanks to your questions! I couldn't have made this possible without them.
We've had some major changes to this thing so it's pretty important for you guys to know what are the differences.
1. From now on there will be NO elections. Interviewees will come in like a first come first serve selections. But I still have the power to choose who to interview so chances of the first one to be "nominated" would vary.
2. We erased the "Name giving ceremony" if you've noticed. It's too much time consuming.
