*Kaoru p.o.v.*

Hikaru and I just arrived at the host club about a half hour before guests arrive, when yet again, he ditches me to hang out with Haruhi. I really hate her. No, not because I'm jealous of her, I'm happy that Hikarus happy. I hate her because of this:

*a few weeks previous*

I shuffle my feet shyly up to Haruhi who has been conversing with my twin for the last 20 minutes.

"Hey Haruhi, can I talk to you in private for a second?" Hikaru shoots me a preplexed look, and the petite brunette nods and walks to a corner of music room #3 with me. "Okay, ummm... I guess I'll just put myself out here... Is it okay if you hang out with Hikaru less?". Before she could repond, I explained myself, "Because he has been ditching me to hang with you, he is leaving his twin, the person who has loved and adored him and been there for him and stayed withhimallhisfreakinglife." I realize I'm starting to lose it, and take a deep breath, "Anyway, he's been choosing hanging with you over me basically all the time lately. So can you help me be close to my older brother again by backing off a little, please?" You could practically hear Haruhi's heart softening as she quickly said,

"Of course Kaoru! Absolutely! I'm sorry that I did this to you."

A little weight lifted off my shoulders and for the first time that day, I grinned widely. We returned to Hikaru and all of us (yay) chatted.

*present day*

Nothing has changed. Hikaru is dithching me more and more, although I've politely brought up that fact to Haruhi, all she responds with is a wicked smile and an "oh well". That bitch. The two of them are actually talking now. Hikaru looks like he's about to strangled, while Haruhi is beaming. With a pained expression on his face, Hikaru stands up on a small sofa.

*Hikaru p.o.v.*

I can feel a drop of sweat going down the back of my neck, and I have to stop my hands from shaking. I'm so afraid to hurt my little brother. You can tell just by looking at him that he wants more attention from me. I can't blame him, I've been with Haruhi non-stop. Unfortunately nothing's going to change, in fact it's probably going to get worse. No, this is okay, this will just toughen him up. Plus, I like being with that cute little cross-dresser. I look down from my sofa and see Haruhi smiling her beautiful smile up at me, and the nervousness disappears. I clear my throat and lookup over the host club.

"I have an announcement." I project clearly, and I see Tamaki roll his eyes and thinking that I'm just playing another prank. I am sooo excited to rain on his parade. "Anyways," I lock eyes with my handsome twin Kaoru, "Haruhi is my girlfriend.".

The host club is in uproar. Kyoya is muttering to himself and scribbling furiously in his notebook. Mori is trying to calm Tamaki down, under the command of Hunni. Tamaki is a MESS. He is sobbing uncontrollably and is yelling unintelligible gibberish.

"BA BA HIIITACY AN HARU KAN TATA DAY TETE! MA DAU GER KAN E ITH

DEDE VEEL!"

Ooh wait... He's saying "bu-but hitachiin and Haruhi can't-t date! My daughter can't be with the devil!". Oh god that HILLARIOUS! I knew that Tamaki's reaction would be rich, but not this amazing. I'm laughing hysterically and possibly maniacally. Meanwhile, Hunni is hugging/climbing on my girlfriend and is talking to her excitedly. Then I look over at Kaoru. He is frozen still, with this indescibably horrible face on. It looks like he just got his heart ripped out and stabbed repeatedly. Suddenly, he looks at Kyoya says with a broken breathy voice,

"I have a stomach cramp. I'll be at the nurse" and he sprints out.

I didn't think this would tear him up this badly. I mean, I know this means I'm going to spend more time with her, but I didn't know that he needed me this much. I feel my heart ache a little and begin to run after him, but before I can get out of the music room, I feel a small hand grip my wrist. I come to a full stop before turning to face Haruhi.

"Don't follow him, I want to talk to you." She says happily.

"Is it important? I really want to follow him." I reply hurriedly.

"No, but I like hanging out with my boyfriend." She says boyfriend really loudly and looks at me expectantly.

So, we sit on the sofa I was previously standing on, and chat, pretending that chaos isn't surrounding us.