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21 No more comments like, "What's the worst that could happen?" Rose was sure those were jinxes. A slight flurry had turned into a full-on blizzard just after the Doctor had said "A little snow never hurt anyone."
22 Do not use the last tea bag without buying more as soon as possible. The Doctor's headache only got worse when he discovered that Rose had used up the last of the tea in the cupboard. Rose had a headache when the Doctor was finished shouting at her.
23 No ice skating. Rose had managed to convince the Doctor to go skating with her on an ice planet. He was surprisingly clumsy. At least there was plenty of snow to put on a black eye.
24 Do NOT open the TARDIS unless you are sure of what is outside. The scanners had been malfunctioning, but the Doctor had decided it was safe to open the door anyway on an unknown planet. The TARDIS was immediately filled with a swarm of flies with very painful bites.
25 I don't care how good your excuse is, no flying the TARDIS without permission! On a potentially dangerous planet, the Doctor had told Rose to stay put in the TARDIS while he made sure things were safe. For once, she actually listened, but when something outside began attacking the TARDIS she didn't really think about what she was doing. The Doctor had to explain to her over the phone how to fly it back from Mars in 34556. Needless to say, he was less than pleased.
26 The sentiment was nice, but check your pockets before you give away your coat. In 1880s London, Rose had given her coat to a young street orphan. That would have been fine, if she hadn't had the TARDIS key in her pocket. Tracking down one child in the London streets was surprisingly difficult.
27 Stop howling like a wolf whenever the Royal Family is mentioned. Jackie didn't understand the joke at all.
28 Replacing the sugar with salt is not funny. Rose's whole morning had been ruined when she took her first sip of some very salty tea.
29 Please return my sonic screwdriver. Rose was getting revenge for the tea incident.
30 Okay, I'm sorry. Can the prank war be over now? Rose had discovered that Gallifreyans' above-human intelligence extended to devising some very creative and annoying pranks. Her hair was still a rather startling shade of teal, and dye remover was not helping at all.
31 It was the Krillitane oil, not the chips, that was making you smarter. After her experience at the school, Rose had apparently decided to eat as many chips as she could. The Doctor was finally getting tired of them.
32 Don't yell at me in Gallifreyan when you're upset. Rose at least wanted to know if he was calling her a bad name. Gallifreyan was the one language the TARDIS didn't translate.
33 Poking sleeping things with a stick is generally unwise. Rose had nearly been bitten by a very disgruntled alien that looked like a large dust bunny. A dust bunny with four-inch fangs.
34 No, we cannot get another horse and keep it in the TARDIS. The Doctor had argued that Arthur had been the only way he was able to save Reinette. Rose finally got him to stop insisting by telling him he could only have the horse if he was the one who took care of it.
35 My mother was not better as a Cyberman. After getting slapped by Jackie again, the Doctor made the mistake of saying that he had actually liked the Cyberman version of her better. Rose slapped him even harder.
36 The TARDIS console is not a footrest. They had ended up on a very dangerous jungle planet when the wrong lever got pushed. But the Doctor continued to ignore the rule.
37 No more tree climbing. Rose had found an extremely large and twisted tree that she couldn't resist scrambling up into. Unfortunately, she got so high up that she was afraid to come back down, and the Doctor had to go up after her.
38 Not every T.V. is going to try to eat your face. Rose had gotten very upset when Jackie turned on the news broadcast. So upset that she threw her bowl of cereal at the television and ran from the room screaming.
39 Jokes about "losing face" are just mean. Yes, it was a clever play on words, but Rose was not amused. She also resented what the Doctor had said about it at least saving money on makeup.
40 If everyone else is running from the giant cat, don't try to pet it! Rose was sure that the Doctor's fascination with aliens went a little too far some days. He was just too trusting.
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