Once again, I'm so late getting this posted! I was home for Thanksgiving and our internet was out! And with Finals week approaching way too fast, I have a lot of studying to do. My updating may be sporadic until January because I'll be on Christmas break with iffy home internet.
Rule #90 was suggested by Eagle Hawke, and #87 came from watching the movie Decoy Bride with a friend.
81-Never, ever ever name a ship the Titanic. Bad things are bound to happen.
82-I can't help it that Christmas seems to turn dangerous whenever I'm around. The Doctor was tired of having people blame him for the nearly-annual almost disasters.
83-No more conversations through windows. That had resulted in both the Doctor and Donna getting into serious trouble.
84-Don't leave me hanging! Donna didn't appreciate dangling from a lift several stories above the ground, and then having the Doctor apparently run off on her.
85-Stop referring to the Adipose as "baby fat". The Doctor was afraid that if they ever visited the Adiposian homeworld, Donna would gravely insult them.
86-When you say "mate", clarify what you mean! Donna and the Doctor had had very different ideas of the meaning of that particular word.
87-Never again attempt to play the bagpipes. Donna had spent a very anxious half-hour convinced she'd gone permanently deaf.
88-Stop reminding me "When in Rome…" if we are not actually in Rome anyways! It was Pompeii, Donna kept reminding the Doctor. As if one could get the two cities confused.
89-Just because I did it once does not mean we can go around saving people from things that are really supposed to kill them. The Doctor was afraid Donna would make it a regular habit and they would end up tearing apart time and reality.
90-I don't care if it looks beautiful, never get us so close to a black hole again! The Doctor had been so fascinated by the swirls of light being sucked into the collapsing star that he had failed to notice the TARDIS was drifting closer and closer.
91-Before you start beating up an alien for kissing you, ask me if it's a greeting custom! Donna had inadvertently strained relationships with the Feldorians by slapping their ambassador.
92- The Ood are not any relation to squid. Donna had asked the Doctor the same question several times.
93-No, I do not care if they are cute and you do feel sorry for them, we are not taking an Ood on the TARDIS! The Doctor had managed to get Donna to give up when he explained to her that the Ood were happier on their own planet.
94-Be more careful where you park the TARDIS. The Doctor had assumed that he'd left it in a perfectly safe place. He and Donna returned an hour later to discover that the "hill" where they had parked had in reality been the moss-covered back of an extremely large tortoise. Fortunately it was just as slow-moving as Earth tortoises.
95-We are never going back to Dareen again. The people of that planet had never seen anyone with red hair before, and they proceeded to assume that Donna was an incarnation of their sun deity. She would have been upset if it hadn't meant that she got to order the Doctor around for once. The Dareenians would not allow him to disobey their sun goddess.
96-The Sontarans are really not baked potatoes. Donna could not remember their real name so she had settled for that.
97- Stop acting like me going home for a visit is the end of the world. The Doctor had completely misunderstood.
98-No, the fact that I was home did not cause the Sontarans to attempt to take over the world with Atmos. The Doctor had pointed out the previous rule and reminded Donna that the world as they knew it nearly had ended.
99-Unless you know exactly what effect an alien fruit has on humans, don't let me eat it! A certain variety of peach-like fruit had no effect on Gallifreyans. For a human, it was similar to nitrous oxide. Donna was most upset because she couldn't properly express her anger when she was laughing almost too hard to breathe.
100-Please stop taking pity on every sad thing we meet. Donna had attempted to soothe an orphaned litter of some sort of blue, hairless foxlike animal. All eight of them had followed her around for the rest of the day and then nearly managed to sneak into the TARDIS.
Reviews are great, and so are suggestions. Just a note, I have now seen the fifth through seventh seasons of Doctor Who so there can be suggestions that deal with the Eleventh Doctor and his companions now. Thanks to all my readers and reviewers and I apologize once again for leaving you waiting so long. Exams are looming, need I say more? Hopefully I will be able to post another chapter before the holidays, but we'll see. If not, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all!