Hey everyone yea the reason why its taking so long for me to update is cause well Iam lazy!

No one reviews as much anymore its like i reviewed once so hey I dont gotta do it again so the more reviews I get the faster I update hehe well! here you go

Naruto woke up in the morning at the hospital Gaara didnt leave his side for a split second Naruto rolled over and touched his stumach he didnt know if the baby was ok or not so he was utterly depressed,Then reality hit him the foxs should know somthing.

'Foxs! is my baby ok??? please dont tell me he/she died!'Naruto asked in a worryed motherly voice

Dont think so little of me kit I wouldnt let your first baby die.But it needs all my attetion and chakra so your going have to fend for yourself..and the baby I have reason why is well you'll see when the babys born..

Somthing was off and Naruto wasnt the stupied to not notice..he glared and got pissed..He would protect his baby and himself..

''Gaara..''

Everyone came rushing in when the felt Naruto chakra rise the scary part was not even the foxs chakra as in it was all Naruto Everyone of his comrads and friends where there.Tusunda laughed.

''Someones on there moodswings and seems pretty angry too''Tusunda said and ran out the room locking everyone in''I had to deal with plenty of pregnate women.So you to well deal with the pregnate men''She laughed down the hallways singing''Lalal lalal lalala''

Naruto got pissed and glared at everyone they all sweatdropped and all Tusunda can hear was screams and banging on the door.The docters stoped in the hallways and debated on letting them out or not but the decided not cause then Naruto would be free.

Naruto grabbed a table and threw it Shikamaru thought it would be safe to lay on the floor he saw the table fly inches above his face and stop right there nexts to his head centimeters from smashing his head in

''WHAT THE FUCK YOU INSAINE PERSON YOU ALMOST KILLED ME''

Everyone was in awe as that was loudess Shikamaru everygotten

''Almost! I could off!''

''You pink haired monster..Iam shave off your throw up pink hair and force feed everyone in this village to eat it HAHA''

Sasuke opened the door..

'Finally i'll get him' He was bum rushed in to the room while everyone ran out the door locked behind him and he was there in the room.With a moody Naruto.

''YOU!''

Sasuke looked both ways then pointed at himself sweatdroped.

Naruto picked up the bed ripping at the cords and threw at Sasuke,Sasuke ducked and jumped out the window

'I cant get Naruto or the baby like this..I'll have to wait till he calms down..'

Four hours later.

Naruto was strapped to the bed and was pissed Gaara sat there on the edge of the bed admiring his lover.

Gaara eyed him he was lean and skinny and beautiful..then WAM a giant fat stumach poked out'Whhhyyy meee my beautiful masterpiece...wait..if I screw will my member be poking the baby'Gaara looked normal ont he outside but on the inside he was in a delima

Naruto had to get out he was hungry..he had in idea..and he knew Gaara just right..He used ninjuts to make himself look skinner and watered his eyes and bit his lip.And did his demonic seduction voice.

''Gaara..Dont let them keep me away from you..We long to touch you..Our baby wants to feel his daddys hand his daddys touch,I crave you gaara I wanna run my fingers threw your hair I wanna feel your hot breath against me Gaara i wanna be with you..''

Gaara was tempted to let him free touched the straps and start to undo them.Naruto waited..and finally the last strap Naruto shoved Gaara out the way and ran for the door he didnt bother to look back he kept running.

Last thing Gaara saw was the doors flapping back and forth and papers Gaara sighed and fell backwords on the bed'God how he loved the boy'

Naruto kept running'Finally free'BAM he ran right into Sakura again and he layed on the floor glaring at the sky intill a forhead shined the sun in his eyes.'God is the forhead drawn to me or somthing sheesh I cant even walk around with out that thing crashing into me'The sunshined on forhead and a shine mark showed.

Naruto twitched and looked at her like she grew a third head'Does that thing have a tracking device in it or somthing??'

''NARUTO!''

"Iam lesting!''

''About time you answered did I hurt you or the baby??''She ask kinda worryed

He got up and dust himself off and stretched''Nope iam fine and the babys a.o.k! we were just heading to get some ramen wanna come?''

Sakura was actually looking for Sasuke but..''Sure!''

Naruto and Sakura were now in the ramen shop eating intill..

Sasuke came(God I need a chapter with out him in it)grabbed Sakura and kissed her deeply brusing her lips lightly as he was trying to make Naruto jelouse.

Naruto looked disgusted''HELLO some of us are trying to eat''

Sasuke twitched and smirked''Suprised your cravings havnt changed slut,I bet you arint really even pregnate your just probly fat from eating all these carbs''

Naruto glared at him and smirked''My cravings change somtimes like right now I crave soiled tainted blood from a baster''Sasuke winced at the comeback.

''And give me your hand''Naruto took Sasuke hand aplaced in on his stumach Sasuke'Narutos hands are soft..'Then he felt a kick he pulled back blushing and panicing.

''Nothing changes Naruto!''He ran off.

Naruto sighed''What ever floats yea boat''He left a tip and headed home leaving Sakura alone..

Naruto opened the door to the house and walked in he took off his shoes and crawled nexts to gaara in the bed he was tired..

Gaara crawled on top of Naruto making sure not to touch his stumach''So are you bored yet?''His hair hung down covering his face and half of Narutos.

''Actually I am..''Naruto giggled Gaara Nuzzled in his neck

''I dont wanna raise the baby here..I dont want the baby no where near this place..''

Naruto smiled''I told yea I gotta plan...We'll have the baby here tusunda is the best docter around..And then well leave..and then come back..wait''I pouted and looked at him angrly''I told chu you'll have to see for your self''.

Gaara Laughed''Well at least I know alittle bit''

Naruto kissed him deeply.

''You'll make an awsome mother Naruto''

''I know..wha? wait MOTHER??''

Gaara laughed Naruto pushed him off the bed''Go to the couch''

Gaara got up took a pull and mummbled off to the couch''Moody men..''

Naruto giggled and rolled over as his hair covered half his face he touched his stumach''My little demon is the biggest part in my plan..''

Narutos plan what is narutos plan??

Nexts chapter

''Naruto the babys being born early'' ''WHAT?!''

''Gaara help me!''

''Naruto where are you!!''

Manic laughter

''Shhhh''

''waaaahh!!''