I Am Not Rick Riordan

Miss Grace

Not your fault. It was all the gods. You had a perfectly normal life until they came and got into your pants. They messed up your life. It was all their fault.

You were a star, he was a god. What more could you want. He made your life so good. He was all that you had ever wanted all wrapped up in a pinstriped suit. He was so regal, hot, and powerful. Your life was pretty darn good with him. But then Thalia came along and it all went sour.

He tried to leave. How could he? He just got up, and walked out. He had duties as king of the gods? No. You are Miss Grace, he should be with you. So you had one drink…that turned into 2..that turned into 4..7..9.. every night. But it was okay, alcohol was your only escape from the horrible reality that was your life. Your life as a failing, single actress, taking care of a child by yourself. And it sucked.

But he came back. He was better even better than the last time. And it was all okay. Jason was perfect and your life was good. He was there. He loved you. You were happy. Oh but hold on. What's that? He's leaving? No, that can't be. But I'm sorry Miss Grace, he left you again. Now it was even worse. You had two kids to watch. Yes, he was a jerk. But there was nothing that you could do about it.

So what. What if you did give your son away to Hera. You didn't really want him anyway. He was better off with her. It's really not your fault. She was just too persuasive. She wanted him more than you did, it was the right choice. Sure you cried when you gave him away, who wouldn't? He was still your son and even if you didn't want him, you still almost kind of sort of maybe…loved him.

To make things even worse, she left. She was a little brat. She yelled at you before she left, calling you nasty things that you can't really remember because you were drunk. You yelled back but they were just empty words. You honestly didn't care anymore. It wasn't your fault, it was all the gods. They did this to you. So after that girl left you did feel a little something. But she was still half god and that makes her part of the enemy.

Nobody blames you? What other options did you have? You had no family, everyone had left you. You had no job, they had fired you. You had nothing to your name. The only good thing in your life was alcohol. When you went to the bar and took a drink, all your problems went away. Nothing mattered expect the beer in your hand and that dude you were giving a lap dance. But in all sunk in the morning after when you woke up on your couch with a massive headache.

Then it happened. After the bar you drove home. You didn't realize what was happening till the headlights were in your face. But it was okay, Miss Grace, you didn't feel a thing. You passed away quietly, leaving your worthless life behind. Just remember this one little thing; it was not your fault. The gods did this to you. Oh! Miss Grace, Jason and Thalia wanted to tell you something.

Hey mom, we found each other.


I had absolutely no idea how to end that. I mean really, what would they really say to their mom that never took care of them? Hey mom, I hate you, you suck, I never loved you, I'm glad your dead? If anyone has anything better for them to say please tell me and I will go change it. I did not like writing that. I never really like her, she was a jerk to Thalia and she gave Jason away! So I tried to put a good spin on it. Please let me know what you thought of it and review! The next chapter will be... Miss Emily Zhang. Till next time,

~Soap Sudz