The Rise & Fall: Paula Cracker's Short-Lived Fame

First Impressions

Russel's POV

The first time I met that slut, I didn't like her. She seemed like the sleazy, whore-ish type of girl. I don't know what 'D sees in her. That girl was two-faced. When 'D is around, she's all smiling and sweet. But the moment when he gets up to go to the bathroom, she's glaring at me, and calling me fat. And, knowing Murdoc, I think Paula and Murdoc are a little too close. Imma keep my eye out on them.

Murdoc's POV

Yeah, Paula. She great! The best guitarist I've heard. Of course, her skills don't outmatch mine, but they are pretty close. She's a heck of a girl. I actually don't know what she sees in Faceache… She's too classy for him. I find it funny hlw everyonelikes her except for Russel. The lardass. But anyway, yeah, when I'm out of the room and Faceache goes away, when we get back there's tension between the two. Hm, oh well.

2D's POV

Paula, *sigh* she's amazing. Sometimes I think to myself "Where has she been all my life"! She's sexy, sweet, and plays the guitar well. I think she gets along with Murdoc and Russel great! Russel seems to think that I should get my head outta the clouds. Sometimes I wonder if he's jealous. I doubt it, cause he doesn't seem like the type to do that, really. I don't know what he's so skeptical about. Yeah, heer and Murdoc are close, but Murdoc an get any bird he wants. Why would he want mine?

The Day They Were Caught

It started off like any other day in Kong Studios. Except today they had what might be their big break with the band. They entered a local talent show and they were going to perform the song they recorded live. They were all smiles, even Murdoc. The first place was $5,000. Even if they didn't get a record deal, the money was enough for Murdoc.

3 hours later:

"WOOOOOOO!" Paula screamed as they walked into the mega-sized mansion. "We won first place!"

"Yeah, I think we did pretty well. Didn't we, Russ?"

"Yeah, 'D, we did good," Russel said. He was about to say something when Paula cut him off.

"Well, everyone except you two."

Poor 2D couldn't believe what he was hearing. "What do you mean?"

That comment made Russel not like Paula even more. His sunny position was quickly replaced by an angry face. Being possessed didn't help much, either, since Del thought Russel did very good.

"Yeah, what DO you mean?" Russel said. He was grinding his teeth.

"Well, Russel, you were off beat every now and then, and 2D, Baby, your voice cracked a bit." She said.

"That's how it's supposed to be!" 2D shouted.

"Now, now, no need to get your panties in a bunch, Faceache," Murdoc interjected, "Maybe you two should go and practice and me and Paula here go and celebrate." He suggested.

Russel didn't like the way he sounded, and the fact that they were going to be left alone together. "Fine," he spat out bitterly. "Just don't do anything you wouldn't do in front of me and 2D."

While practicing

"I can't believe she just dissed us like that!" Russel vented. "Her guitar playin' ain't as cracked up as you and Muds make it seem."

"Well, maybe you were okay, but she was right. My voice did crack-" 2D was cut off by Russel's snapping.

"'D, man, don't you ever agree with them, you hear me?! You voice was fine. Like it always is. I think they got somethin' goin' on…" Russel said.

"Why, that's just silly! Why would they do such-" 2D was once again cut off by Russel.

"Man, GET YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD OUT THE CLOUDS! DON'T YOU REALIZE-" this time, though, Russel was cut off by 2D.

"WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! PAULA IS PROBABLY THE ONLY WOMAN I'LL EVER GET BECAUSE SHE WAS ABLE TO LOOK PAST MY EYES!"

Saying this was enough to shut Russel up, but he was still angry. He looked at 2D, who was on the verge of crying. Not from sadness. But from anger and self-pity. He was angry at himself because he knew, deep down, Russel might be right.

"'D, please, just for once look past her mask and look at her true self," he asked. "Excuse me, I gotta go to the bathroom."

He walked into the hall and heard some noises. He stopped, and tried to make out the noises and where they were coming from. Moans he thought. He knew they weren't coming from the zombies. As he made his way slowly down the hall, he grew angrier and angrier. Farther down the hall, he was able to make out what the voices were saying. Mmmm. Yes. Please. More. Oh god. Ooo. As he proceeded down the hall, he was able to make out the voices and where they were coming were coming from. The bathroom. That filthy whore. He thought. He snuck into the bathroom unheard and stepped to the stall. Stall 3. He kicked the stall door down, and discovered Paula and Murdoc having sex. She was on top of him backwards cowgirl style.

"EEEEEK!" she screamed as she cover herself up.

"Get your clothes on, you whore," Russel snapped. He pulled her off of Murdoc. He glared at Murdoc. "And you…" Russel grabbed Murdoc by his necklace. "PUT YOUR FUCKIN' CLOTHES ON, MAN!" Russel threw Murdoc and he scrambled for his clothes. "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THIS TO YOUR FRIEND! SOMEONE YOU NEED?!" Russel snapped. Murdoc barely get his jeans on when he was picked up by Russel and he punched him in the nose with all of his might. Paula squealed. Russel turned towards her and stepped closer. She cringed.

"Please, don't tell 2D…" Paula begged. She looked so pathetic and like she was the victim.

"How could you do that to him?" was all Russel could say. He shook his head at the half naked slut standing in front of him.

He walked into the living room and called 2D in to break the news to him. 2D was startled at the anger in Russel's voice. He came running. "Is everything okay?"

"No, 'D, it isn't." Russel said. The anger turned into sadness. "'D, I gotta tell you somethin'…"

2D caught the sadness in Russel's voice, and he replied, "Well? Shoot."

"'D, man, I caught Murdoc fuckin' ya girlfriend."

"W-what? No… no…" 2D stuttered. He couldn't believe it. "Ha, please tell me you're jokin'…"

"Naww man, you should know that I'm not like that. I'd never make a joke out of something like this," he replied. He put a hand on 2D's back as Paula burst into the room.

"DON'T BELIEVE HIM! HE'S JEALOUSE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE HE LONELY!" she shouted.

"'D, don't tell me you going to believe her. Look at her, she's half dressed, her hair is fucked up, and she's sweaty. You know she's guilty cause I coulda said your favorite pet cat died."

"But Russ…" 2D started, "I don't have a pet cat. Or any pet, for that matter."

Murdoc burst into laughter at the drama going on in the living room. He came from around the corner wearing nothing but a red thong. "Wow, no wonder she left you for me," he said as she pulled a fag out of the cart and lit it. He put in in his mouth and drew a breath.

"See man, now do you believe me?" Russel said.

"NO! They walked in on me changing and Murdoc came onto me!" Paula lied.

2D was sick of her lying and said, "I'm not deaf nor dumb, you crazy bitch," he said coldly. "I should've known…. But I ignored my gut feelings. But, it's okay. Because you're out of the group.

"HA HA!" Paula laughed, "You can't kick me out, Murdoc has to do that."

"You know, I'm just about tired of hearing you crazy mouth. If you would've kept your legs closed, you would still be in. BUT since you didn't, bye bye!" Murdoc waved.

Murdoc was upset and angry that he lost a guitarist he could've paid in sex, but little did he know that fate was actually on his side, and his next guitarist would make them skyrocket to fame.

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Note: Seeing how you guys have been reading my story, I decided to write another chapter today. Don't forget to leave a review. Ciao~