Title: Beware of Leaves with Threes
Rating: PG
Fandom: Crossover: Batman & Yu-Gi-Oh!
Characters: Gurimo (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Poison Ivy (Batman)
Summary: There were times, rare times, that Gurimo questioned Master Dartz and now was one of those times.
Word Count: 323
Author's Note: Yeah. I went ahead and updated What a Croc. Probably will post this over at LJ still; though hopefully the coin will choose more of a serious story that I can update—and wow, I just [kind of] stole Two-Face's thing, haven't I? Anyway… if you really think about it it's not Ivy that makes a live appearance rather… well… can anyone tell me who it is? :)
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Batman and Yu-Gi-Oh! do not belong to me; I'm merely borrowing certain characters for this crack!fic, that is all.

o2: Beware of Leaves with Threes

Everything up to that point had been a blur.

Easily could he recall Master Dartz assigning him a new target (obviously displeased with the fact that he had failed to capture one Waylon Jones' soul) and thus returned to this darkened city. People gazed at him, puzzled by his appearance and the Chaos Duel Disk clasped to his left wrist – now that he thought about it no one here was wearing one. How strange, he remembered thinking – yet steered clear of him. Before the area he had been in had been clear of people, minus a few scavengers here and there.

Keeping his mind focused, Gurimo made his way to the apartment. It was deserted which meant he needed to take a different approach in locating his target. Briefly he spoke to a few people nearby, demanding to know where this woman he was searching for was. The looks he received… if those punks had wearing their duel disks he would have captured their souls to teach them a lesson.

It wasn't until, by chance, that he ran into a woman who was of use; however, at first, she was a bit suspicious as to why he was searching for – who turned out to be – her friend.

"We're… old acquaintances."

"Oh. OK!" She smiled. "Well, then I'm sure Red won't mind! To be honest, I didn't think she liked having male friends but…" The babbling continued for another two minutes before finally pointing him in the right direction. Alas, he would capture his target's soul for the great Leviathan and please Master Dartz. But after that…

After that, it was like a thick fog blanketing his memory. What had happened?

It was then he realized that he was lying in a bed – a hospital bed. When… how did he end up here?

And so, Gurimo would have to explain yet again why his target, Pamela Isley, would not be offered to the great Leviathan.