Title: Wanna Hear a Knock, Knock Joke?
Rating: PG
Fandom: Crossover: Batman & Yu-Gi-Oh!
Characters: Gurimo (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Joker (Batman), Harley Quinn (Batman)
Summary: There were times, rare times, that Gurimo questioned Master Dartz and now was one of those times.
Word Count: 473
Author's Note: Not much to say about this one…
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Batman and Yu-Gi-Oh! do not belong to me; I'm merely borrowing certain characters for this crack!fic, that is all.

o9: Wanna Hear a Knock, Knock Joke?

To quote Master Yoda on Gurimo's current state of situation:

How embarrassing.

How embarrassing.

How embarrassing.

And it truthfully was embarrassing.

Gurimo thought that this would be a piece of cake. He again did the required research to discover that this identity of Jack Napier was really an alias for a man only known as the Joker. There wasn't any impressive background information on him, but Gurimo could care less. All that mattered to him was that he would finally capture someone's soul and be able to return home.

By the time he made it to the hideout he was greeted by his henchwoman known as Harley Quinn – another person on the list. And there was more background information on her than her boss. But Gurimo was very pleased to hear how easy it was to subdue the girl and, if he couldn't capture two at once, he'd be fine with only her soul in the collection. Because, as mentioned previously, Gurimo really was sick and tired of this place. And he desperately wanted to go home.

"Ha! Thought you could get the upper hand just because I'm a girl, huh? Well think again, Grimm!" Harley Quinn said, hands on her hips, a smirk on her face. "Just wait 'til Mr. J gets home to see this! He'll be so proud of me that he'll ask for my hand! Ha, you'll see!"

Surprisingly enough, Gurimo wisely kept his mouth shut.

"Hey, wanna hear a knock, knock joke?"

"…"

"Knock, knock!"

"…"

"I said," Harley hissed as she grabbed the front of his robe. "Knock, knock."

He scowled. "What?"

Smack.

"You dimwit; you're supposed to say "who's there"!"

"… Who's there?"

Harley Quinn began to open her mouth when out of nowhere – literally – a certain caped crusader came down upon her and, henceforth, a struggle between the two ensured. Gurimo watched from his seat as the girl was knocked into unconsciousness and the man dressed as a bat turned to stare at him. With a shake of his head, the Batman turned and grappled off.

"H-Hey, where do you think you're going?! Get back here and untie me!" Gurimo yelled but to no avail.

But thankfully it didn't take as long for the police to arrive and untie him; although they were beginning to question if they should admit the man in an asylum of some sort because how many frickin times has it been that he's been in situations like these? Whatever; Gurimo had more important matters to deal with.

And so, Gurimo wasn't even going to explain to Master Dartz of his failure to retrieve one of the two souls, especially when it came to the part with the female.

... You know what? Better yet, he wasn't going to say anything about the female at all when it came to it.