Screwed Up World, A SasuSaku Fanfic.
Rated T.
KiiroIka
Summary:
In a world where Sasuke wasn't cool and cold, where Sakura was the stoic Ice Queen, Naruto and Hinata the richest, most popular power couple in the school and where Ino and Karin are actually the nice, timid girls in the scene, how do things turn out?
I do not own Naruto.
Chapter 3: Internet and TV, the Worst Gossip Spreaders Ever Invented.
As soon as I arrived home, I grabbed a bunch of tomatoes and munched away.
"What's wrong honey?" my mom asked. She entered the kitchen and sat across me on the dining table. "Hm, munching on tomatoes… I'm taking it that something bad happened."
"Yeah, nothing much though." I said, torturing the tomato, pretending it was Sakura's jerky head.
Ew, man. She'd never taste as good as tomatoes.
'Correcto presto.'
"Su-chan, it's your first day! How was it?" Mom put on her puppy dog faces.
"Well…"
And I started rambling about my day.
Ah, the puppy dog face.
'Gets me everytime.'
As soon as I finished my rants, mom looked like she was about to cry.
"You got into a fight with Sakura Haruno?" She said. "And you left Naruto-kun? And Ino-chan? Su-chan, what mess have you gotten into?"
"She started it. No manners, whatsoever." I said, eating my fifth tomato.
Dude, sometimes I really wonder why you're addicted to that stuff.
"I'm home." Itachi's voice echoed through the house.
"Ta-chan, Su-chan and I are here in the kitchen." She called.
"Mom, when I get famous for being the school's Sakura hater, can I switch schools?" I asked.
"What in the world's wrong, otoutou?" Itachi, my older brother, said, taking a seat beside me. Mom told the whole story.
"Amusing. Just because of that you want to switch schools already?" He said, looking at me mockingly.
"Switch places with me and you'd feel the same." I said, standing up. "I'm heading upstairs."
-x-
I locked my room and took a bath. After that, I put on my black boxers and yellow shirt. I immediately opened my Macbook Air (yes, I have a thing for Apple products) and opened my Facebook account. There were little notifications. All were app requests from my friends back in Oto.
A chatbox popped up.
It was my friend from Oto Academy, Tayuya.
TayuyaHinamori: Hey, Sas! :D
SasukeUchiha: Sup, Tay :)
TayuyaHinamori: How's life? If I ain't mistaken, today's your first day in school, right? :
SasukeUchiha: Yep. Well, Konoha's fine. My school, ugh :|
TayuyaHinamori: Aww. What happened? :\ :(
SasukeUchiha: Shit happened :|
TayuyaHinamori: Aww, Sas! Don't worry, shit happens all the time. What happened anyway?
SasukeUchiha: Long, shitty story. Don't really wanna talk about it. Sorry :\
TayuyaHinamori: Aww, s'okay :) I have homework to do, anyway. Feel better, m'kay? :D
SasukeUchiha: Thanks Tay :) Say hi to the guys for me. Tell them I miss Oto :))
TayuyaHinamori: No prob. We miss you too, Sas! :D Take care : ;)
After that, Tayuya went offline. I stared at the screen for a while and went offline. I decided to check on the site Suigetsu told me about. I typed in the address and waited for it to load. Meanwhile, I opened my Garage Band app and grabbed my electric guitar.
Yeah, he's gonna make a coverrrrr!
I strummed a few chords and started playing Super Beaver's "Shinkokyu." I was about to record 'til I decided to check on the site.
KONOHA ACADEMY GOSSIP: Hot, hot news!
Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno hater alert.
That's right folks, first day and ItGirl model Sakura Haruno already got a hater. Newbie sophomore student Sasuke Uchiha fought with the pinkette in the classroom. Of course, news spread like wildfire! Sources say that Sasuke mocked Sakura after she greeted him politely. Now, come on. I bet he knew she was a model, and to have a model introduce herself to you is no everyday thing. And he mocked her? Poor Sakura. What the hell was this new kid thinking?
Talk about RUDE.
Even after that little fight, he did it again during recess. Seems he tried stealing Sakura's seat in the popular table. Who did he think he was? He sat beside Naruto Uzumaki, and said that it was real childish of her to try and steal his spot in the group. What a total feeler! An asshole indeed.
After that, he was then seen hanging out with Konoha's top swimmer Suigetsu Hozuki. Even hitching a ride home!
Who the hell is this Sasuke Uchiha? Why is he out to mess with the popular kids? Sources say that he already studied here five years ago, and that he was the school's resident nerd and loser. So why is he back? Why didn't he just stay gone? Doesn't he understand that he's just upsetting the balance of the school's popularity chart?
Sasuke Uchiha better know what he's doing. I say, for his safety, not to go back to school. It's better for him and for everyone else.
My eyes were wide.
Holy…
"FUCKING SHIT!" I screamed. I put my guitar down and pushed my chair to the ground. Who the fucking hell does that woman think she is? And, me, rude? What the fuck? She was the fucking rude one! Jerk of a bitch.
We are so dead meat.
"Fuck that, I'm not going to school tomorrow." I said, lying down on the bed. "Damn it, what the hell did I do to get this kind of shit?"
That's it, off to Oto!
Damn it, I was so pissed. No, angry. No! I was fuming.
Just then, my iPhone started ringing. I saw it was Naruto, and decided to pick it up.
"Fuck off, Naruto." I said.
"No, c'mon Sasuke—" He said on the other line.
"My fucking life is ruined thanks your damned pink-haired jerk of a friend." I spat.
"It's not her fault! It was her fans—" He answered back.
"No, not her fans. Her. Fuck that. I hate her, I hate that school, I hate her fans and I just want to leave this fucking town right now." I said.
"Sasuke, you ass, listen to me—"
"Fuck no. You're no help. I was gone for five fucking years and I find myself replaced by a model." Okay, I was mad. "Why, wasn't popular enough for ya?"
"Just shut up and listen—"
"Damn it, you didn't even do anything to protect me? Why, chicken you gonna lose your popularity for protecting a loser like me? I leave you for five years and this happens? Fuck, you have no idea how infuriated I am right now and I have no intention of talking to you anymore. Goodbye and FUCK OFF."
"Sasu—"
I hung up. Damn I was so angry, I had to resist the urge to throw my iPhone to the wall.
iPhone 4 man. Don't throw that.
My phone started ringing again. I looked at it and saw that it was Ino. I rejected the call and decided it was best not to answer the phone. I didn't want to badmouth her just as I did to Naruto. I left the iPhone in the desk drawer and left it there, ignoring the test messages I was just receiving right now.
Okay. I bet we have enough money to live in Oto and study in Oto Academy again.
"Oi, Sasuke, let me in." Itachi knocked on the door.
"Door's open." I replied through a pillow. This was too much for me to take. Sure, I've gotten into some fight with some popular kids before, but this was insane! I mean come on, seriously? Post it on the net and make it look like I'm some bad guy shit? Well fuck them all!
"Check your TV, channel 42." Itach said, sitting on the corner of my bed. I reached for the remote and turned on the TV to channel 42.
"That's right, folks. Young model and teen star Sakura Haruno was said to be sassed by some hater in school this morning." The blonde woman on TV said.
Shit.
Gossip channel.
"The pinkette hasn't clarified anything yet, but she stated on twitter that she is very pissed, and that she just wanted to get her old life back." The reporter said. A picture of Sakura's tweet appeared on screen. It read:
"SaksHurrz: I'm very, very pissed right now. I want to get my old life back; maybe things wouldn't have gone so out of hand. #FMFL"
Now she's trying to get pity from everyone? What. The. Fuck?
"The hater boy even had the guts to let his name be posted on the school's gossip site." She smirked. My eyes widened as I knew what was coming next. "That's right. This boy, Sasuke Uchiha, a new student in Sakura's school had the guts to sass the modeling world princess. My my, does he know what mess he has gotten into?"
"AAAAAAARGH FUCK MY STUPID FUCKING LIFE." I screamed into my pillow. "Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuckit!"
"Now, now. Let's not over curse, shall we?" Itachi said, turning the TV off.
"I've been over cursing since I saw the news on our school's gossip website." I said. Damn, this man's not helping.
"So, you gonna go to school tomorrow?" Itachi asked and sat beside me. "You seem to be stuck in a deep, deep well."
"Fuck you. Not helping at all." I spat and glared at him. His face was still calm, like he didn't give a damn shit.
Damn, your brother's real cool and shit.
'Oh, he's shit alright.'
I think he's cool.
'Fuck off, bitch.'
"Well, it's better than saying: 'Hey, Sasuke, go to school tomorrow! Think positive! You can surpass this, you're a great guy! Sakura Haruno's just a model blah blah blah,' right?" He said, lying down beside me and resting his head on his hands. "We all know life isn't like that, so it's better I ask about what you're really going to do rather than say things that will end up misleading you tomorrow, resulting in a crappier life."
Damn, he's so cool.
'No, he isn't.'
I'm you, and I say what you really feel.
'Yeah, that's why I wish you'd just go away.'
Tch. Meanie.
"I…" I was at a loss for words. I really haven't thought what I was going to do. "You have a point." I admitted.
"So, what you gonna do about it?" He asked.
Just as I was about to answer, the doorbell rang.
"Su-chan, it's for you!" Mom called. I rolled my eyes. Itachi and I headed downstairs and I saw a flash of pink on the door.
"Oh shit, no." I said, making a turn to run back to my door. "Tell mom I'm asleep or something."
"Sasuke's coming." Itachi yelled. I glared daggers at him. "Hey, the girl went to your house. Don't be a coward, talk to her."
"No fucking way. That bitch ruined my life and now I'm public enemy number one. Not only here in Konoha but probably the whole Fire Country!" I said, really pissed.
Damn, I hate her.
'Got that right.'
"Oi, Sasuke, get down here." I heard Naruto call.
"C'mon, Sasuke." Wait, Suigetsu?
"S-sasuke-kun!" That was Ino.
I glared at Itachi like it was his fault. He stared at me and smiled. "You can thank me later, otoutou." He said as he walked back to the room.
"Fuck this." I growled and stomped my way downstairs, making sure I had my meanest glare/angry face on. I reached downstairs and saw Naruto, Ino, Hinata, Suigetsu, my mom and the pink-haired she-devil in the living room.
"What?" I asked, a hint of anger obvious in my voice.
"Su-chan, why not sit down for a while?" Mom patted the space between her and Sakura.
"Not until they tell me what's going on." I said, crossing my arms.
"This was Sakura's idea." Naruto said. "She came here to tell you something."
I looked up and prepared for whatever bitchiness she was going to utter.
EDITED! Tayuya's last name! (From Yakushi to Hinamori)
Because I remembered that Yakushi was Kabuto's last name (ugh, no wonder it sounded oh so familiar)
Anyway, please review/PM me on other mistakes!
Ja~