Key: STEVE NATASHA ...=pause in texting
CHARACTERS: Steve, Natasha, Bruce, Tony, Clint, Fury
WARNINGS: Adult Themes
WHEN: after Avengers (2012)
Has anyone told u how to text?
whoiisdtrhis
Natasha. Answer?
nmotrewalkly
Come over to my bunk, and Ill show u
"This arrow means capitalization, this one backspaces, the '123' shows numbers and symbols when you touch it, the world shows emojis - faces and pictures - when you click on it and the 'space' button makes a space between two words," Natasha explained.
"What about the 'return' button?" Steve questioned, tilting his head.
"Instead of a single space, it spaces a whole line."
"Ah." He pauses. "You said the '123' shows symbols?" He touched the button lightly, remembering the time he put his finger the screen of the first phone they gave him.
"Yep. Why?"
"I don't see me." Steve said, showing her the phone.
Natasha grinned.
Hjow arte yoiu?,
Good. Big fingers still causing a problem?
Yers.
Poor baby. U ready for mission tonite?
Ghettying trherew.
Maybe you should ask Tony to make the letters bigger
Hey.
Hi I see ur letters r bigger
Yeah, Tony helped with that. It shocked him that I'm texting, apparently.
He just doesnt expect u to be so ingrained in this century Steve
...
R u in the gym?
Yeah.
Why?
U didn't answer for a while there.
Guess I didn't.
Was it bc of Tony?
What's 'bc'?
Means because
Oh. Well, no, it's not because of Tony.
Steve
Yeah?
He does that bc if u 2 switched places, if he was 70 yrs in th future, he'd be out of his mind
He wouldnt know what to do and u do
It's surprising is all
Well, what else am I supposed to do? Sit around and mope?
That's not what I meant Steve
...
Steve?
Do u wanna come over for dinner? :)
Can't.
Y not?! :(
Mission in LA.
Any backup? What kind of mission?
No backup and recon.
Classified?
Yeah, sorry.
No prob if fury wants me to know Id know
And Steve?
Wheels up in 5, so I can't talk, Nat.
Ik. Stay safe
Steve didn't know what "ik" meant, but he didn't ask.
Of course.
So. Dinner?
...
Nat?
Sure.
Where? What?
Wherever and Bruce's leftovers.
Bruce's? U sure he won't hulk out and kill us?
I asked. He said it was fine, but he gets both of ours.
Is that ok?
Of course :)
Sucks that dinner was interupted again :|
I know.
Doesnt fury have other teams? Does he always have to pick us?
I guess he doesn't. And we are a good team.
Ik but what bout Clint? ? ?
Y doesnt he go w/ us?
If Fury wanted him with us then he'd be with us.
...
What does 'ik' and 'w/' mean?
'Ik' means I know and w/ means with Steve
Oh.
Steve?
Yeah?
Where the fuk have u been?!
U ve been gone for weeks and u cant even fuking tell ur teammates?
Not even me?
Bruce is so highstrung he almost hulked Steve
Several diff times
Fury has me on a mission.
It's undercover.
I couldn't tell anyone, and I thought that he would.
Well he didnt! ! !
None of us know where u r!
I'm sorry.
Can I ask why Jarvis said that your lying in my bed?
Did he say that I am?
Yes he did.
Why don't you come and find out? ;)
I'll be there in 2.
:D
So.
So?
Fury wants to know why weve been "sneaking around like children" and "acting a fool" and being "hoodlums".
U do what we discussed?
Yup. What do you say these days?
He's eating out of the palm of your hand
Right.
How bad is Tony?
Is he awake?
Is he lucid?
He's cursing me out for texting at his bed side.
[Audio Clip:
Tony: Fuck you, Steve, I'm dying here and you're fucking texting. You're not even supposed to know how to text! Who are you texting?! Nat? Goddamn, I was going to say I would murder the person, but nope, not even going there, holy shit. She would castrate me the second she gets back from Melborne, Jesus Christ.]
Lol
Lol?
Laughing Out Loud, lol
Were you saying lol to that or using it as an example?
Example
Lol.
Check out this video {link}
What's a fan vid?
It's made by fans of something
W/ music
So
Sum1 took vids of u in battle and made that then put music over it
Awesome huh?
I would say embarressing, actually
Oh Steve
Ur so cute
Thanks?
I meant that as 'so open'
But ur face is a masterpeice
Masterpiece
Whatev
'Whatev'?
Means whatever Steve
Are you going to be here in time?
Its not like u will
I'm gonna be on time to my own wedding Nat
And so will I
Ok :D
I'm going to kill Tony
Can I watch?
Ha ha
No, you cant
Y not?
Bc
Bc y? ? ?
Youll kill him worse than I will
...
Happy?
Nat?
Tell me what the fuk he did
I told you you wouldn't be happy about it
Tell me
Right now or I will go to a brothel and I won't film it
What? Y would that be a threat?
It wouldn't turn you on even a little?
No.
It would Tony.
Have J tell him what I told u
Tony is screaming over the intercom
So is Clint
And Jane
Jane?
Apparently Thor is too egar or somethin?
Tell J to tell them that I have bloody bush shears
Tell them that I would use them on anyone w/ a wiener w/o a 2nd thought
Except me?
Duh Steve
So u better fuking tell me or I'll use them on u laughing manically
I'm leaving
...
Nat?
Where r u going?
Heathrow abd then Calias
And
When r u coming back?
Dunno
Ok
Ly
Lyt Nat