17 - I'm Gonna Be Warm This Winter
Grandad put another blanket on his lap, and shivered deliberately. He knew one of them would be round soon, and he wanted to make sure he wasn't forgotten about. Sure enough, Joey appeared, balancing a tray above his head like a daft waiter.
"Ey, you! Bloody freezin' I am 'ere! Yer all tryin' to kill me through frostbite! Freezin' I am!" He shivered again and Joey laughed, patting Grandad on the shoulder.
"Okay Grandad, I get the message. I shall go down to the DHSS to sort out yer winter heatin' allowance in the morning. Then you can have all the heat yer want." Joey smiled, and Grandad harrumphed, refusing to outwardly show at his delight that Joey would go and sort things out for him. Now that was sorted though, he wanted to eat.
"Me tea is goin' cold. Piss off!"