Kim's pov
Jack, Jerry, tiana and I are currently at the park with the kids. I run to the bench where jack and Kerry are sitting. "Sammy ate a handful of sand" I tell them" I say, searching through the backpack that we brought with us. "where are the juice boxes?" I ask jack. "what juice boxes?" he asks me. I sigh. "the ones I got from-" I then find the empty juice boxes and smile at jack and jerry. "we kind of got a little thirsty" jack admits. "alright, fine. Where are the gold fish?' I ask jack. Jack looks at Jerry. "that's kind of why we got a little thirsty" jack admits. I sigh. "I can't believe you guys. I think I have some raisins in the car" I say, running off to the car.
Jacks pov
I look at Jerry. "she's gonna be pissed when she gets to the car" Jerry tells me, showing 2 empty rasin boxes on his fingers. "get rid of those" I tell him. He runs off to the garage can to throw them away.
Jerry's pov
"Jerry, honey, have you seen Dominic?" tiana asks me. "yeah. He's around here somewhere" I said, looking around for Dominic. Just then, a kid cam out of the slide. "he bit me! He bit me! He shouted, running away. "I believe He's in the slide" I told tiana, who nodded. She runs over to the slide to get Dominic. "uh oh" I say. "what?" jack asks me. "your kid" I tell him. "what?" I ask him. "he's playing with this old peoples kid" I told him, pointing at Sam. "so?" he asks me. "go get him out of there" i demand. "what are you talking about?" I asked him. "you know how it works. He starts playing with the other kid. The moms start talking. Next thing you know, you start spending your Saturday evenings talking about your problems with mr. Roper over there" I explain to jack. "Sammy! He calls Sam, running over to get him. He picks up and walks back over to me.
Dominic then slides down the slide and runs over to me. "daddy!" he says, once he reaches me. "yes, buddy?" I ask him, bending down to his level. "someone went to the bathroom in the slide" Dominic told me. "was it you?" I asked him. He nodded. "did anyone see you?" I ask Dominic. He shakes his head. "go play on the swings" I told him, pushing towards the swings. He then ran off to the swings.
Jack walks over near me and sets Sam down on the ground. "good job! Keep an eye on him this time!" I tell jack. "how am I supposed to not let him play with any other kids?" jack asks me. "you just gotta be careful. Jack, you dont understand. Once you have kids, you don't pick your own friends. Your kids pick your friends for you. You're stuck with the parents of whoever Sammy happens to be playing with in the sandbox that day" I tell him. "that doesn't seem fair" jack comments. "take it easy. I'm gonna to talk you through this. Luckily, Sammys at an age where we can still steer him in the right direction. Kay. So shop around. Check out the park and find a couple that might be fun to hang out with" I explained to jack. "jerry, it's a park not a singles bar. What am I supposed to do, take my kid around the playground, looking for an attractive couple like those 2 over there?" Jack asked me. That couple was pretty attractive. "wow. That is an attractive couple" jack points out. "yeah and their kid is Sammy's age. Ok this is perfect. He's probably like an actor or something and she's, uh, well, she's just hot" I explain to jack. "they gotta be fun to hang out with" I point out to jack. "yeah, you're right. Sammy!" he says, then whistles. He tosses Sammy's ball towards the couple. "go get it! Go! Go!" jack encourages him. Sammy of course runs after the ball. "keep going. Keep going. Go Sammy!" jack coaxes Sammy, as he reaches the couple. "good" jack says, sighing.
"so should I go over there?" jack asks me, as he starts walking towards the couple and their kid. "no. No. You gotta be patient" I say pulling him back. "you don't want to look desperate" I tell jack. All of sudden Kim walks over to the couple. Just great! My plan is working. "just let it happen" I tell Jerry, as Kim says hi to the couple. "let it happen" I say again, as she shakes hands with them. "a little "your baby's so cute!" "no your baby's so cute!" I say, imitating 2 women. Kim then gestures jack to come over. "all right" I say to jack. He's got this in the bag!
"excuse me" jack says to me, walking over to Kim and the couple. I then watch as Kim introduces him to the couple. I then look over at Tiana! Oh no! She's with the old couple that Sammy was with! She's gesturing me to go over there! "ah, crap!" I say, walking over to them. Just my luck!
Jacks pov
I walk down the stairs, all dressed up and ready to go out! I hope this goes well! Jerry is sitting on the couch with his arms crossed against his chest. "I can't believe I have to spend the evening with that old couple! It's going to be like hanging out with my parents, except worse. They probably won't pass out drunk in front of wheel of fortune" Jerry complains. "now, don't complain to me. I'm stuck going to Spago then some stupid David Mathews concert with a music producer and his model wife. Sorry. I tried, but there's no way to make that sound bad" I say, walking over Jerry legs, as his feet are on the coffee table. I then walk into the kitchen.
Kims pov
I walk out of the kitchen, with Donna, the baby sitter. "so, Donna, the kids should be asleep the whole time, but just invade Sammy wakes up and looks like he's thirsty, you can give him some water" I told Donna. He smiled at me, like are you nuts? "I'm sorry. I know youre great with sam. I just get so nervous every time I have to leave him" I explain to Donna, who laughs a bit. "Kim, I've been watching kids for a very long time and I only lost 2" she told me. Ok now I'm worried! "what?!" I snap. "I I've messing with new mothers" Donna mumbles to tiana, walking past her and to the couch.
Jerrys pov
"oh, um, you can Hear my kids in the guest house through this. Now, if they wake up and start crying, you can just turn it off right there" tiana tells Donna, setting the baby monitor on the coffee table. "hey, um, Tiana, look, I don't know if I, uh, feel up for going out with these people tonight. I must have had something bad for lunch. You know I got a delicate stomach" I explain to tiana, trying to weasel myself out of this stupid evening! "Jerry, I once saw you eat a bag of human hair to win 20 bucks. We're going" tiana tells me, as she pats my chest and then walks off. Ah, crap!
"come on, man! I mean, what kind of people have a child at that age anyways?" I ask. "well, with all the things they're doing with medical science these days, it's possible for a couple to have a child at any age" Kim explains to me. Tiana then starts to put on my coat. "that's ridiculous! I mean, as soon as they're going to get their kid out of diapers, they'll be going into them" I say, as I fix my jacket. Tiana shoots me her "don't be ridiculous" look. "Jerry, it's la! People start having families a lot later than they do back home" tiana points out to me. "there are some advantages to having kids when you're older. You have a house, a career, health insurance, a bank account. Wouldn't it be easier for you if you had all those things? Or one of them?" jack points out, then teases us. "the ambition to have one of them?" he continues. "at least I'll be able to throw a ball around with my kid when he's 10 years old. I mean, these people, they'll be playing hide and go die" I explain to them. Tiana gives me that look again. "Jerry, will you quit complaining? We're gonna have a good time" Tiana tells me. "oh, yeah, yeah, we're gonna have a blast hanging out at their house, eating meat loaf and playing board games" I complain. "seriously, what are you guys going to do?" jack asks, joking of course. Tiana and I glare at him. "oh, man, I'm sorry" jack says, he then laughs. We all begin to walk out of the house.
Jacks pov
We are currently in Carson and Lindsays car, the couple that we just met. "Ill tell you. I love the kids, but it is so nice to be out for the evening" Lindsay says, smiling. "and sPago. All those celebrities. I can't believe we met that kid who was in head of the class" I say. "and he was so nice. I hope that's just not because he wanted a good tip" Kim pointed out. "I was just happy eating a meal without listening to somebody talking gibberish while spitting food all over the table" Carson told us, as he drove. "that's cause you couldn't see Mel brooks from where you were sitting" I joked, making us all laugh. This couple is awesome!
"oh, oh, oh, I think we just passed a space" Kim mentioned, looking out of her window. "actually, the shows about to start. I'm going to find one closer to the elevator" Carson informed us. "Carson is famous for his luck when it comes to parking spaces! He always finds one right up front" Lindsay informed us, smiling out of her mind. "well, it's ot so much luck as it is being observant and of course having the patience to you know. Ah, you see! There's a spot right there!" Carson explained to us, pointing to the spot. "actually, Carson, that girls got her blinker on. I think she's just waiting for owe people to go by" Kim poijted out, talking about the yellow BMW that was waiting by the spot that we wanted. She then pulls into the spot. "what does she think she's doing?!" Carson exclaimed. "well, I think we can still get that spot back by the-" I start, but I'm cut off by Carson. "hey! Who the hell do you think you are, you bitch!" Carson shouts at the teenage blonde as she gets out of her car. Well, thats not nice! "that was my spot!" Carson shouted. "what are you talking about?" the girl asks Carson. At this point, her friend that is a brunette is getting out of the passenger side. "don't play dumb, you little whore! Yeah! Run away, you little slut before I run after you and beat the crap out of you!" Lindsay shouted, as the 2 girls walked into the elevator. Oh my god! They're horrible!
"huh? Huh? Yeah!" Carson says to Lindsay, showing her his car key as she nodds smirking evily. He then gets out of the car and walks over to the girl's yellow BMW. "what is he gonna do?" I ask. "were not gonna take that crap!" Lindsay shouts. Carson then stratchs the yellow BMW with his car key! Kim and i sit there with our mouths hanging open, shocked. Ok, so they're worse than horrible! "you have to teach these kids some respect!" Carson says, once he is done scratching the car. I give him a thumbs up, but I still think that they're horrible!
After we arrived home, we walked into the house. The lights were off. I turned them on. "hello?" Kim asked. Donna was on the couch with a guy and they were making out! "you're early!" Donna shouted. "yes, we didn't know you would having company" i saI'd, rolling my eyes. "yeah, we'll you know he just popped by" Donna explained, as her and the guy walked up to us. "you met my husband Brett?" she asked us. "no I don't think that we have" Kim told her, smiling. "well, if you do, don't tell him about brody" she says, then takes the money that I was holding out of my hand and runs out the door with Brody.
"I can't believe I pay that woman 10 dollars an hour to commit aldoultry on my couch!" I exclaimed. "Kim, maybe we should get someone else" I suggested to my wife. "jack, Sammy loves her and she knows CPR. I don't care if she's sleeping with you. We're keeping her" Kim says, as she folds the laundry on the couch.
Just then, Jerry and tiana walk into the house. "hey, you guys are home already!" Jerry says, as him and tiana walk into the house. Only if he knew. "uh, we ducked out of the concert a little early" Kim told Jerry and tiana. "tired?" tiana asked us, as she took off her coat "frightened" I told her. "they were pychos" Kim admitted."the guy keyed some poor innocent girl's car" Kim added. "oh my god. His wife must have been so embarrassed. "I couldn't tell. She was too busy kicking in her headlights" I told tiana and Jerry. "at least we got a great dinner at Spagos out of it" Kim said, walking into the kitchen. Tiana followed her.
"hey, you think you had a great dinner. taste this" Jerry said, taking tin foil off of a plate and revealing meatloaf leftover form his and tianas dinner with the old couple. "no I'm so full-" I started, Jerry then cut me off by shoving a piece of meat loaf into my mouth. "what the hell are you doing?" I asked him as I tried to take he meatloaf out of my mouth. I then took a bite. "oh my god. This is delicious" I admitted to a smiling Jerry, who noddEd. "of course it is. Everything judy made was delicious" Jerry said, sounding like an angel. He then walked into the kitchen with me following behind him.
Kims pov
"so what are you saying? You actually had a good time?" I asked tiana, as her and I were in the kitchen. "ahh, it was great. They have this amazing house with a pool and a tennis court.." tiana bragged, as jack and Jerry walked into the room. "yeah and David gave me all these old silk ties. You kidding me? These are going to make great Christmas gifts" Jerry said, holding up ties. Jack just stared at him. "whoa, whoa, whoa, pretend you didn't see that, Kay?" Jerry told us, stuffing the tyes back into their bag. He then walked over to the fridge. "so what? They got a big house? They're still old" jack pointed out, shoving a piece of meatloaf into his mouth. Maybe, I'll try some later. "they are old. They're like grandparents. You know, who love you and spoil you and offer to take care of your kids for free whenever you want" tiana told us. "yeah, we hit the jackpot!" he exclaimed. "night" he said, causally. "night" tiana said, causally as well. Then they both just walked out! Unbelievable. "goodnight" jack and I both called back. "man, they are so lucky! I wish we could have met David and Judy instead of this lunatics!" I told jack. "I know! This is the best meat loaf I've ever tasted. Look, it's got a hair in it and I still can't stop eating!" jack exclaimed, eating more meat loaf. gross. I walked over to the table and say down next him. "I'm not talking about the food. They're like grandparents. That's the worst living so far away from home. It's like Sammy doesn't have any grandparents" I rambled. "Kim, having grandparents around isn't all it's crack up to be" he told me. I gave him my signature look. "when I was a kid, I used to see my grandmother every day and all she wanted to do was sit their by the door and start complaining" he told me. I still dont get his point. "I'd like to go home now. Please take me home. I'd like to go home now" jack imitated his grandmother. Still not proving a point! "you should taken her home!" I told him. "she was home!" he told me, getting up from his chair.
Kims pov
(the next day)
Im at the park, trying to get Sammy to play with that little girl so jack and I can get to know Judy and David and have dinner with them. "look, Sammy. Theres David and Judy. There's David and Judy. Ok, ok, come on Sammy. I want you to walk on over there, ok? I want you to walk over there" I told Sammy in my baby voice. He just babbled, annoyed with me because I wouldnt give him his ball. Too bad! He can get it once he goes over to David and Judy! "you want grandparents, don't you? I want you to take that ball and go over there and start playing, ok? Ok?" I told Sammy. He just sucked his thumb! He is making this so hard! I sighed, annoyed. I then stood up. "ok" I sighed. I chucked the ball towards David and Judy. It hit the sippy cup right out of David's hand! My bad! I then startEd laughing, nervously. I then walked over to David and Judy, carrying Sammy. "Sammy, you lost your ball!" I told Sammy I set him down on their blanket. "sorry about that!" I apologized. "no, its ok" David told me. "god, that's a strong little boy" David commented. "you've got to be when you've got grandparents all the way on the other side of the country. Hi, I'm kim" I babbled, shaking Judy and David's hands. "Judy, David" Judy introduced themselves. "hi and that's Nicole" David told me, pointing to Nicole, who was playing with her toes not too far away. "oh, Nicole! Want to go play with Nicole, Sammy?" I say to Sammy, picking him and walking over to where Nicole is playing. I set Sammy down and walk back to Judy and David and sitting down next to them.
"your daughter is so cute!" I exclaim, happily. "well, thank-you. Now you see there, Judy? Not everyone assumes Nicole is our granddaughter" David reassures Judy. "oh! Granddaughter?! Why would anyone assume that?!" I exclaimed I actually assumed that before I met them. So I'm anybody! Guilty as charged!
"well, we're not the typical parents of a child at that age" David explained to me. "we tried to have a baby for a long time. Then my youngest sister offered to be our surrogate and that's how we got Nicole" judy explained to me. "the funny thing is she's our daughter and our niece" David joked, they both laughed. "I have a cousin with the exact same situation" I brought up. "oh he's a surrogate baby?" Judy asked me. "a red neck baby" I told them. Just then Tiana walked over to us carrying Logan. "hey Kim" tiana greeted me. The 3 of us stood up. "hi tiana" Judy greeted her. "I didn't know you were going to the park" tiana told me. She sat Logan down next to Nicole and Sammy "you too know each other?" Judy asked us. "yeah. We're sisters" tiana told her. "Kim I told you about Judy and David" tiana told me. Alright, Kim. Time to act like you don't know who Judy and David are! "oh! You're that Judy and David! You're meatloaf Judy!" I said, excitedly. "which reminds me, tiana. Judy is thinking of making her famous salmon tonight" David told tiana. "oh wow. Thats fine with us" tiana said, happily. Jack and I need to get invited! "oh, you guys are all having dinner tonight? That is so nice! Well, if you want us to watch the kids, we're not doing anything" I rambled. Tiana gave me her, "I know what you're doing" look. "we have absolutely no plans! Nothing! Wide open!" I exclaimed. "why don't you just get a sitter and join us?" Judy offered. "oh, I don't want to oppose" I fibbed. Man! I'm really good at this!
"no no no! It's not a problem!" Judy told me. "what time?" I asked, as tiana groaned. "uh, 8:00? That should give us enough time to feed Nicole, have a nap" judy told me. "wow, she naps that late?" I asked Judy. "I meant David" she told me. "if I don't lye down for an hour a day, my feet swell up like melons" David explained. "well, see you later" Judy said, before walking over to Nicole. "ok" tiana said. "oh! Looking forward to it!" I exclaimed. Yes! We're in! The 4 of us said our goodbyes, then they left.
Tiana then walked up closer to me. She glared at me. "what?" I asked her. "what are you doing?" she asked me. "what are you talking about?" I asked her. "acting like you don't know who they are, getting yourself invited to dinner?" tiana asked me. "I was just making conversation" I lied. "you're always doing this! You know, anytime I have something and you want it, you find a way to get it!" she told me. "that is not true!" I argued. I'm not lying! It isn't true! "and now, you're trying to steal our couple!" she told me. "it's not like you've never taken anything away from me! What about Kevin layhe in high school?" I reminded her. "who?" she asked me. "Kevin layhe, feathered hair, blue camero, always wore the Oreo speed wagon tshirt?" I reminded her. "Kim, that's like half our school!" she told me. "you remember him. I spent hours writing him a poem, which I was very good at, by the way and when I went out to the car to give it to him, there you were giving him something that you were very good at!" I explained to her. "oh yeah! That was funny!" she said, laughing and snorting. "yeah, well, we'll see who's laughing after tonight when David and Judy like me better!" I exclaimed, picking up Sammy's backpack and putting it on my shoulder. "oh please! Why would they like you better?" tiana asked me. "because we have more in common, because I'm mature, I'm educated and I have it all together!" I exclaimed, before walking off. Tiana mimicked me. I then realized I left Sammy playing on the ground with Logan. "don't you dare tell them I forgot my child!" I exclaimed to tiana, before picking Sammy up off of the ground and leaving the park.
Jacks pov
Right now, we are at Judy and David's, having dinner. "come on! It's my turn in that thing!" I exclaimed to Jerry, as he sat in the massage chair. "just a minute. Just a minute. I love these massage chairs. I tried to get tiana to have sex with me in one of these chairs once, but she wouldn't. She'd be prude about it Jerry told me. "Jerry!" tiana exclaimed" "prude! That doesn't sound like tiana!" Kim exclaimed. Wow! "I know! The mall was practically empty!" Jerry exclaimed, as he enjoyed the massage chair.
Kims pov
"that's it for the cabare 95. Do you want me to see if I can find any 94?" David asked me, as he topped my glass of wine. "I'd love some!" I told him. "oh none for me! I'd hate to be some kind of mooch who comes over here and drinks all of your good wine" tiana said, looking towards me. "don't by ridiculous! It just keeps on building up down there! We keep saying we have to find friends who drink more wine!" Judy joked, as she banged her hand on their couch as she laughed. Well, I like wine. I laughed, as tiana drank all of her wine. Drunk. "I'll be back" David said, before he went downstairs to get another bottle of wine.
"I think the fish is almost ready. Does anyone want to help me with the salad?" Judy asked tiana and I. Tiana of course offered to help first. "oh, I'd love to!" she exclaimed, as she got up off of her chair and walked into David and Judy's kitchen. Suck up. I can't let her win Judy and David! "I'd better come with you. My sister has some habits that are, well, I better make sure she washes her hands!" I told just, before I went into the kitchen.
Jacks pov
Judy and the girls have just went into the kitchen to work on the salad. "look at the way they're acting!" Jerry exclaimed. They were acting pretty selfish. "I know. They're acting like they're 12" I told Jerry, as I sat my glass of wine down on the coffe table. Jerry got up out of the massage chair. "if they keep this up, David and Judy aren't going to like either 1 of us and I'm not going to be able to go to the laker game" Jerry told me. "I don't know why women have to be so-" I started. Wait, laker game? "what laker game?" I asked Jerry. "the laker/wizard game next Friday night. David has floor seats!" jerry told me. "the wizards? Jerry, that's my team! You have to let me go with him!" I exclaimed. He has to let me go! He just does! "sorry, but he invited me and by the way, I wouldn't go around telling people the wizards are your team" Jerry told me. They are my team! I wish that he would just shut up sometimes. "you've got to let me go! I mean, you don't even like basket ball!" I argued. "it's floor seats at the staples center, jack! It's not about basket ball! You know how you're watching tv and theres like will smith and jack Nicholson and there's some nobody sitting next to them. You say to yourself, how'd that jerk get down there? Well, next Friday that jerks gonna be me!" Jerry rambled. I'm still getting that ticket!
Tianas POV
"you know, I forgot the rosemary. Tiana, could you run out to the herb garden and clip some rosemary?" Judy asked me, as Kim, her and I were making the salad. "oh! I'll do it! Tiana wouldn't know rosemary if someone slipped it in her bong!" Kim exclaimed, happily. She then walked outside to the herb garden. She thinks she's all that! Well, she's not! Why would she say that?! "you smoke? Marajuina?" Judy asked me. "no. No. She's just trying to be funny. She's had a very skewed sense of humors ever since the doctor out her on Prozac" I told Judy. That'll teach Kim! "um, Judy I wanted to thank you for all your hospitality. Jerry and I, we feel so comfortable around you guys" I thanked Judy. "really?" Judy asked me. "yeah" I told her. She sighed happily. "oh gosh! It's so funny you'd say that because my husband and I were going to ask you guys if you wanted to do something with us, but then since your sister's here with her husband, it's kind of weird dynamic and-" she rambled, but I stopped her. Yes! They like us better! "oh well, don't worry about Kim and jack. I mean, you can feel fear to ask Jerry and I anything" I told Judy. "oh, ok. Well, my husband and I, we like you guys very much. We were just wondering if maybe sometime in the near future, we can all have sex with each other" Judy explained to me. Oh my god!
I stopped mixing the salad! They are creeps! Judy continued to smile like the nut job that she is! "excuse me?" I asked her. "well, we wondered if you guys swing" Judy wondered aloud. "oh, well, um, I'm flattered, but, uh, you know, it's really not our thing. Besides having slept with Jerry for 12 years now, I don't think I could ask another woman to go through that" I told her. How sick is she and her husband?! "I understand, but, oh, I'm disappointed" Judy told me, hugging my shoulder. You should be, you sicko! I gagged a bit in my mouth. They're so gross!
All of a sudden, Kim walked back into the house with the rosemary. Thank god! "hey! I'm back with the rosemary" Kim told mud, handing her the rosemary. "thanks" Judy told her, only if Kim knew what a sick minded person Judy really was. "let me take these appetizers out to the guys. I guess tiana was just waiting for them to sprout legs and walk out there themselves!" Kim said, as picked up the tray off appetizers and took them out to the living room where the guys were. I have to get Jerry and I out of this! "did I mention Kim and jack were swingers?" I told Judy. We have to get out of here.
Judy and I walked out of the kitchen and into the living room. "Jerry, I don't feel well. We're leaving" I told him, as I picked up my jacket. "what?" he asked me. "we need to go now!" I told him. He got up out of his chair. "are you sure you have to go?" David asked us. Oh we have to go! Judy then walked up to him. "it's ok, David. Kim and jack are going to stay" Judy told David, doing the twist. I know what she really meant though. She is sick and twisted! So is David! "oh! What a nice surprise!" David exclaimed as he sat down on the couch next to Kim.
"what are doing?" Jerry asked me, as we put on our costs and got ready to leave Judy and David's. I then whispered to him him what judy had asked me in the kitchen. He had a sick look Ohio face. "good night everybody!" he exclaimed. We then left. Thank god!
Kim's pov
I sighed happily. "I guess it's just the 4 of us" I said. Why do I feel so awkward? "it's probably better that way anyway. It gives us a chance to get to know each other better" I told Judy and David. "do you socialize with a lot of couples?" Judy asked me. "oh, a few, but we're waiting for that 1 special couple that you can do anything with" I told Judy. "oh, I know what you mean. There are a lot of freaks out there" David told us, as he got up off of the couch. "oh, tell me about it. We were out with this other. Purple the other night. Let's just say, they were a little rough for our taste" jack told Judy and David. It's true. They wee, but David and Judy seem to be perfect! "we've had our share of couples like that, haven't we?" David told us, as he turned on the radio. Why is there romantic music on the radio? David and Judy then began to dance. This made jack and I feel a little awkward. David sat down on the couch next to me and Judy went over behind jack. "you know, it's hard to find just the right people" judy said, before she started massaging jacks shoulders. What the heck? "what are you doing?" jack asked Judy. He clearly didn't like what she was doing. I didnt really either. Nobody massages my man, except me! "oh, you just looked tense" Judy told jack. "oh, he is! Jack, just relax! It takes him awhile to loosen up around new people!" I told Judy and David. "I used to be like that. So, what do you like?" David asked me. Come again? "excuse me?" I asked David. "you know. What makes you happy?" Daivd asked me. "oh! Well, I love crafts and I collect things. When I was younge,r I used to collect unicorns" I told Daivd. "I liked to be spanked!" Daivd told me. Oh my god! I just realized why tiana and jerry left! We have to get out of here!
I backed away from David. "jack" I said, creeped out, yet still smiling. "shhh... Honey, I'm trying to relax" Jack told me, as Judy put her hand down her pants. That's it we're leaving!
Kims pov
Jack and I walked into the house talking and laughing, pretending that we had a fun time with Judy and Daivd, when really it was like being in a horror movie! "where hae you guys been? We thought you would been home hours ago!" tiana wondered. "oh, we had a lovely time with David and judy" I told tiana. "after you left, it really gave us a chance to get to know them better" jack told her. He then put his arm around my shoulder and we both laughed. Jerry and tiana shared a look. "actually, I got to know David better than I got to know Judy" I told tiana. "but later on I got to know Judy a little bit too!" I said, laughing. "oh my god! You slept with them!" tiana exclaimed. "you guys swing!" Jerry exclaimed. Ok, time to drop the act. "no! We ent swing, you idiots! I knew you knew! You knew they were swingers and you left us there!" I exclaimed. "hey, you said you wanted them to like you better . I was just getting out of your way" tiana told me, before walking out of the room. "how could you leave us ai those perverts?!" I exclaimed. "oh god! I can still smell him! It's like a weird mix of aerosol and Bengal!" I exclaimed, before walking into the kitchen.
Jacks pov
"you know, we might as well let our kids pick our friends for us. They can't do any worse then we did" I told Jerry, after Kim had left the room. He chuckled. "so when did you realize what was going on with David and Judy?" Jerry asked me. "right about the time judy touched my uh oh spot" I told Jerry. We both sat down on the couch. "you know, if you still want those laker/wizards tickets, ow we know how you can get them" I told Jerry. "no no. It's not worth it. I'll wait until the nicks are in town" Jerry told me. I hope he didn't mean what I thought he meant, but that Kerry for you. Strange, but not stranger than David and Judy!
At the park
No ones pov
"I'm so happy our kids started playing together or we wouldnt have met you guys" Daivd told Lindsay and Carson. "maybe we will see you guys again sometime" Carson told Judy and David. "why don't we meet again here tomorrow and then after well go to our house for dinner?" Judy asked Lindsay and Carson. "that sounds great!" Lindsay said. "great!" Carson exclaimed. "see you around 4?" Lindsay asked. "see you then!" Judy said. They then picked Nicole up and left. "do you think they swing?" Carson asked Lindsay. "god! I hope so!" lindsay said happily.
And done! Please read and review! I've been so busy lately! So I'll update soon! I have no exams, so I'll update then.