The Cliches of the Harry Potter fandom

by Christian West

As it says on the tin. As a request, I wrote the cliches of the HP Fandom, albeit terribly, but they're here. Including generic things such as; a sorting hat song, which only has an extra verse, Harry, Ron and Hermione having a summer that treated them well, and an OC! Happy reading !

2. In which there is a US transfer student

"As a wonderful start to the new term, I thought I'd like to introduce our new transfer student. The only one in Hogwarts history! She's called Mary Sue, and she's from the United States. Mary has already been sorted, and will join Gryffindor."

Gryffindor table went mad as she walked to their table, but Harry couldn't take his eyes off her. She was perfect (as per usual). Her skin was pale and flawless, her figure shown off well, despite the unflattering uniform. Her caramel hair flowed to her waist, and her eyes were a piercing blue. Her plump lips were parted slightly as she came to a stop in front of him.

"Can I sit 'ere?" Whatever Harry thought she was going to sound like was shattered in that moment.

She was Northern.

"Ah, screw it. I'll sit here anyways. Y'alright there pretty boy, look a little off."

Bollocks.