The Cliches of the Harry Potter fandom

by Christian West

As it says on the tin. As a request, I wrote the cliches of the HP Fandom, albeit terribly, but they're here. Including generic things such as; a sorting hat song, which only has an extra verse, Harry, Ron and Hermione having a summer that treated them well, and an OC! Happy reading !

5. In which Snape and Harry Bond

"You're exactly like your father" Says Snape.

Harry flails around and blows everything up.

"I will take an un-necessarily large amount of points from Gryffindor because you were stupid. 150 points from Gryffindor."

"Snape how could you be so mean! You loved my mum!"

"Alas, you used my only weakness against me, but for the purpose of this fiction drabble, we will be friends, in secret."

"It will never work!"

But as the fic progresses, Snape becomes a fatherly figure to Harry.

It's difficult for me to write Snape, because I can only think of Alan Rickman talking about spoons.