333 Ways To Get Kicked Out From Vongola HQ

by TheDarknessOfHeaven23

Summary: Watch as how our fellow guardians, allies, and other crew of KHR give a headache or blackmail material to our dear Vongola Boss inspired by iTorchic's "333 and more ways to get kicked out from HQ" in FMA fandom, and "333 ways to get kicked out from UN" from the same author in Hetalia fandom. T for maybe some things that need to be rated T.

5. 26-30

333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Vongola HQ.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN KHR, NOR THE 333 WAYS IDEA, THE FIRST ONE BELONG TO AKIRA AMANO AND THE SECOND ONE BELONG TO iTorchic.

26. Get sent into anger management class.

Surprisingly, it's Tsuna who get sent there.

"Well, you see, Mr. Sawada, there's two kind of angry people in this world, explosive and implosive. The explosive one is the one who yelled at the cashier for not taking their coupon, and the implosive one is the cashier who remain quiet day after day and then, he shoots everyone in the store. And from what I see, you're the cashier."

27. Being sent into the mental management class.

This time, everyone is there.

"Hi, my name is Tsunayoshi Sawada, I have a little problem with the family I'm living with, and sometimes would send them to hospital at once, ah, one thing, I'm a pyromaniac."

"Hi, Tsuna!'

"My name is Gokudera Hayato, have a very bad temper, and is an explosion maniac."

"Hi, Gokudera!"

"Hn, my name is Hibari Kyoya, like to bite everyone to death, have an unhealthy obsession toward National Geographic Wild Channel, and have a hobby of stripping in a video."

"Hi, Hibari!"

"Kufufufu, my name is Mukuro Rokudou, I have a hobby of driving every living entity crazy, a sadist, have a power of mind raping, an over-possessive man, has a severe identity crisis and is in state of denial that my beloved Nagi swing the other way.

"Hi, Mukuro! Wait, what?"

Ah, this is going to be very interesting.

28. Get famous.

Unfortunately, for Hibari, Lussuria, Squalo, Xanxus, Fran, Bel, and others who has their parody video posted in Youtube, they're famous in a rather wrong way, after all, there's millions of people watching them across the globe. Surprisingly, Hibari is considering to make a parody of "Work B*tch".

"I think I just managed to make Hibari became the next Bart Baker..."

29. Stalk someone.

It's Mukuro's hobby no matter what, even he stalked Levi!

"Oh by the way Mukuro, could you please hand over your founding there ? After all, you wouldn't want to have your beautiful body suffer a severe burn right?"

"Ku~, fine..."

30. Get labeled as pyromaniac.

This is the short story of how Tsuna could be labeled as pyromaniac.

It's very surprising when Tsuna try to light a lighter, and then, he ended up burning the entire hallway, when he turned the stove on, the next thing happen is the kitchen is burned, and the first thing that Xanxus remember after Tsuna try to light a campfire during the camping is he is in hospital after suffered a second degree burn.

And, Tsuna somehow enjoy it.

"I should really go to the psych..."

"You should, Byakuran have a trauma attack again due to you burning the lawn."

"Eh, why?"

"Remember alternate future memory?"

"Oh..."

That's 26-30! And Bart Baker is a famous song parody creator in youtube, watch his vids, it's very funny!