333 Ways To Get Kicked Out From Vongola HQ

by TheDarknessOfHeaven23

Summary: Watch as how our fellow guardians, allies, and other crew of KHR give a headache or blackmail material to our dear Vongola Boss inspired by iTorchic's "333 and more ways to get kicked out from HQ" in FMA fandom, and "333 ways to get kicked out from UN" from the same author in Hetalia fandom. T for maybe some things that need to be rated T.

6. 31-35

DISCLAIMER: I DIDN'T OWN KHR OR 333 WAYS IDEA.

31. Get a haircut.

Hibari goes to a barber shop to tidy his hair, after all, he couldn't appear with hair that looks like overgrown weeds in an important meeting right?

"Hn, tidy my hair is good." Hibari said to the barber.

Just then, he realized who is the barber behind him and noticed he had been locked to the chair.

"Kufufufu~, this is going to be fun."

"AGGGGHHHHHH!"

Later that day, Hibari came to the meeting with a blond pixie styled hair, the one that similar to Miley's.

"Hibari, I know you like Miley Cyrus, but I have to say that hair of your's is too much."

"Hn."

32. Have a sweet, sweet, revenge.

After the haircut incident, Hibari has been planning how to get back at the pineapple haired illusionist, and for that, he got help from Fran and Mammon, who is more than happy to help him.

The result?

Mukuro is now very traumatized by hedgehog, and not to mention, his beloved pineapple hair has been changed to the punk styled hair, and it won't come down for at least a month.

"Revenge is sweet, you herbivorous pineapple, or now, durian."

"Fuck you!"

33. Open Omegle.

When the youngest of them all, Lambo, I-pin and Fuuta tried to open it..

"Lambo, be warned, I don't have the data of this site in my ranking book."

"Yes, you must be careful."

"Fine, fine, look, she ask me how old I am, maybe I could just type 18?"

"I don't think it's a good idea..."

"Oh my fucking god! What the hell is that?!"

"NOO!"

"My eyes, it burns badly!"

The three immediately went to Tsuna's office and Tsuna asked the what happen...

"We open Omegle..."

Tsuna didn't need any further explanation.

34. Start a parody TV show.

Shouichi and Spanner decided to start a Youtube channel which feature them doing what Phineas and Ferb do, and Verde agreed to be Dr. Doofenschmidt and they use a platypus box weapon as Perry, the other characters? So far, they has managed to drag Bianchi into being Candace, Kyoko to be their mom, and Lanchia to be their dad, they are still looking for someone to be the other characters.

"I don't know introducing the two to Phineas and Ferb would cause this..."

35. Be an evil genius.

Shoichi tend to be this when he is drunk.

"Mwahahahahahahahahaha! The world is mine!"

"Ok, who give him the beer?"

That's all for 31-35 folks!