333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Vongola HQ.
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN KHR, NOR THE 333 WAYS IDEA, THE FIRST ONE BELONG TO AKIRA AMANO AND THE SECOND ONE BELONG TO iTorchic.
36. Be a guinea pig for an experiment who ended up gone wrong.
When Tsuna agreed to help Verde in his experiment, he didn't expect that he is the one who are going to be the guinea pig for the said experiment.
It gone wrong when Verde, due to his sleepiness put a wrong chemical into his potion and make Tsuna drink it without Verde himself realizing he put a wrong chemical.
Actually, he was working in a gender-bending potion who are requested by Reborn to make, probably to have revenge on the Vongola Boss for sending his two most beloved items to Slovenia without him knowing.
The result?
Verde is disappointed when he saw that Tsuna didn't transform to a girl, but...
They found out what the things do a few days later.
"Wow, that's amazing! I thought for sure that we're burned extra crispy for that!"
"Actually, somehow the fire part away around us... for a strange reason."
That's when they found out that the potion gave Tsuna Psychic powers, including pyrokinesis...
"You say what?! As if his usual fire isn't enough now you give him the power to make it even worse?!"
"Well, I shall add that he also get aerokinesis and terrakinesis."
"Fuck you."
37. Try to make an antidote.
When Shoichi and Verde try to make the antidote for the potion, the only thing that they do is making it even worse.
"Fuck you two stupid idiotic scientist! Why the hell are you giving him cryokinesis?!"
"It's accidental!"
"Now not only massive burn, tornado coming out of nowhere and constant earthquake, we must deal with the entire HQ frozen almost frequently!"
"I say sorry!"
38. Bought a strange thing for someone's birthday.
Everyone is confused who in the hell gave Lambo condoms for his birthday, gave Hayato a Barbie dress, gave Takeshi a ton of shark themed stuff, gave Mukuro an Envy action figure and plushies, gave Hibari a CD set of Disney song, gave Ryohei three huge plushie of Mickey Mouse, Hello Kitty and Barney, and gave Chrome a set of frying pan, much to the boys horror.
They squeal in joy, even Hibari, when they open the wrapper and found those things as their gift.
They don't know who gave those things to them, but Reborn know better.
"I think Tsuna maybe has even more things up his sleeve than me..."
39. Write a fanfic.
When Lussuria makes one, and then Tsuna found it, Lussuria is found almost dead in his room in Varia HQ, when he woke up, the first thing that he screamed is:
"No! Tsuna-chan, take away that frozen lance!"
"Calm down, he isn't here! It's your own fault that you make a pure lemon of TsunaxXanxus! And why in the hell are you making a HibarixMukuro story anyway?!"
"I thought it was fun..."
"Well, apparently, Tsuna didn't share the same opinion with you."
40. Fuck yourself.
Verde, when asked to make a clone of Mukuro by Tsuna is puzzled at first, but comply anyway.
So, when he found out why he asked him to make it, he almost die laughing.
"Now, Mukuro, you can go fuck yourself."
"Fuck you! I never thought that you took what I say into literal meaning!"
"Well, you said that the only one who deserve your body is yourself, so, here it is."
"..."
That's all for 36-40, the whole Psychic powers thing is from reading way too much Psychic themed fanfic from Yugioh 5d's... and the last one is coming after a conversation with my friends about biological enchantment come into the topic of cloning and I joke, "Well, when it's possible, I guess the term "fuck yourself" has a whole different meaning..."