333 Ways To Get Kicked Out From Vongola HQ

by TheDarknessOfHeaven23

Summary: Watch as how our fellow guardians, allies, and other crew of KHR give a headache or blackmail material to our dear Vongola Boss inspired by iTorchic's "333 and more ways to get kicked out from HQ" in FMA fandom, and "333 ways to get kicked out from UN" from the same author in Hetalia fandom. T for maybe some things that need to be rated T.

8. 41-45

333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Vongola HQ.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN KHR, NOR THE 333 WAYS IDEA, THE FIRST ONE BELONG TO AKIRA AMANO AND THE SECOND ONE BELONG TO iTorchic.

Cielo72, it's okay if you wanna adopt this, beside, I don't have any Wattpad account, so I can't publish this there...

41. Play a real life Hang-a-roo.

Tsuna, Hibari, and Xanxus play this.

The kangaroo? Mukuro.

"Kufufufu~, I will kill you if you get anything wrong!"

"If any of us is wrong, you would have been dead already, idiot."

"Okay start!"

"P!"

"Wrong."

"No!"

42. Be in a "I has Bruce Wayne, so Batman, come if you want to save him" situation.

When a mafia family is idiotic enough to attack Namimori High in the middle daylight, they held Tsuna's classroom as hostage, for?

Trying to get Decimo show up, unknowing that Tsuna is Vongola Decimo.

"Now Decimo, come here if you want to save the peoples in this class!"

They announce it in the broadcasting system while holding an exasperated looking Tsuna in the gunpoint.

"Good sir, I has to say something."

"What?"

DUAGH! BAK! BUK! OW! CRACK!

"I think I broke something there..."

"Why you didn't told us from the beginning that you're Vongola Decimo?!"

"I'm lazy."

"..."

"You get the entire school into danger just because you're lazy?!"

"And I want ice cream."

"..."

43. Have your friends found your porn stash.

When they found a box full of porn related things, from magazine into video tapes in both Tsuna and Hibari's house, everyone learn that they had know each other long before Reborn came.

And Tsuna isn't nearly as innocent and pure as everyone think he was.

"Oh crud, I forget to put my porn stash back to the secret place!"

"And look like I forget to lock my room..."

44. Buy a Barbie car, a human size Barbie doll, and the ride on the car together along with the doll while singing numerous Barbie songs.

Yuni and Chrome enjoyed doing it at least once a week in the street of Naples, while Iemitsu is trying to join the two from the beginning.

"God, what is my fault that he is my father?"

"There's a reason why Lal really hate working for him."

45. Bring your pet to the school.

Everyone is puzzled how there's many flaming animals in the school, starting from a cat to a kangaroo.

"See, I told you it's a bad idea to bring your box weapon to go to school?"

"At least none of them destroy anything..."

And he said it just before a hedgehog spike pierce through the wall next to him.

"Screw that, I'm outta here."

That's 41-45!