DISCLAIMER: I THINK I'M GOING CRAZY HAS TO DO THIS EACH CHAPTER...
51. Found your lovers stalking you.
When they were still in Namimori, Hibari and Xanxus always tailed Tsuna wherever he goes, yeah, even to a public toilet, and neither Hibari nor Xanxus realized that the other one is stalking Tsuna, needless to say, with the two being over protective...
"I found the fact that the patient in Namimori Hospital who are either being beaten by a dull object and being badly burned has risen in number lately..."
"Oh fuck that, it must be Hibari and Xanxus, are they thinking that I don't know?!"
52. Screw someone's mind, badly.
The fact that he existed is a crime, the fact he has a mist flame is a disaster to the entire world, and the fact that he is walking around freely is an apocalypse.
But, the fact that Rokudo Mukuro's boss is Tsunayoshi Sawada is the biggest gift the human race has ever received.
That didn't stop Mukuro from screw many minds into a complete wreck though...
"Mukuro, don't lie to me, you know you can't, so what are you doing in Dubai that there's 23 people who are in a vegetable state, and all of them are an important figure of United States of America?"
"Kufufufu~, they call me pineapple."
"Should've know it..."
53. Get a vampire hickey.
Tsuna never thought that a simple visit to Romania will get him one, he's lucky he already burned the vampire to death before he could suck his blood.
"That's too bad, you should have let him alive so I could bite him to death."
"How could I forget that my own lover's catchphrase would fit perfectly for a vampire?"
54. Being punished for cursing.
Hayato has to spend an entire week watching, hearing, dreaming and smelling Barney after because of him, the first word that is being spoken by Tsuna's new little brother is...
"Pak!"
"Hayato...I swear I will kill you slowly and painfully..."
Due to that incident, no one dared to mutter a single curse in the kid's presence.
55. Being punished again.
Poor Hayato has to suffer yet another week of punishment, this time in the form of Dora The Explorer, due to making Tsuna's little baby's first word is...
"Cyit!"
"Forget that, I won't kill you, I will torture you until you couldn't feel anything again, and regret to ever being born to this world..."
That's how instead of doing the one week punishment, he got a full month punishment.
"I love you~, you love me~, we are happy family~"
"I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map~"
"I think you broke him...
"Oh please, it's nothing that Mukuro's brainwashing couldn't fix, and I'm having so much fun videoing it."
"I began to really regret sending Reborn to you..."