333 Ways To Get Kicked Out From Vongola HQ

by TheDarknessOfHeaven23

Summary: Watch as how our fellow guardians, allies, and other crew of KHR give a headache or blackmail material to our dear Vongola Boss inspired by iTorchic's "333 and more ways to get kicked out from HQ" in FMA fandom, and "333 ways to get kicked out from UN" from the same author in Hetalia fandom. T for maybe some things that need to be rated T.

13. 64-68

Hi guys, sorry for the lateness... but I have some problems...some daily life problems.

DISCLAIMER: I DIDN'T OWN KHR OR 333 WAYS IDEA.

64. Compete in Wipeout.

Hibari, who is in the middle of vacation in America decided to send his video and try to be in one, and guess what?

He rocks!

"And that's that! The fastest ever completion of Wipeout!"

"Hn."

65. Get arrested.

When Gokudera accidentally do an amateur mistake of forgetting to pack his dynamites earlier in his mission to Australia...

"Sir, there's a little issue..."

"What is so important that you interrupt the meeting of the higher-ups, mister?"

"There's a man who arrived in the Sydney airport carrying dynamites sir."

"So? Isn't it the work of national defense department?"

"Err, the number he bring is... extraordinary."

"Pray tell, how much? It can't be more than ten."

"Around 3,750 dynamites, and still counting."

"What?!"

"Ah, now it has touched 4,000."

"..."

66. Oh god, the world is full of monsters...

When a genetic experiment by Verde gone wrong, a very wild and dangerous beast is running around and destroying everything in Vongola HQ.

When it arrived at Tsuna's office however...

After the beast knocked down the door along the wall, and destroying the stacks of already finished paperworks...

"RAWWWWRRRRR!"

Tsuna glared at the beast...

"Kaing..."

"Tsunayoshi, are you alright?"

"I am... but I think I get myself a new pet..."

"Kaing..."

"Look's like you scared him..."

"Me?"

"..."

67. Show your dark side~

While everyone could get a little sight of this side of Tsuna when he is drunk, which is rare, his body could tolerate up to 100 bottle of wine.

Though, one reason how there's almost no one who dare to oppose Vongola is...

"Say, Hayato, do you have any good idea how to get rid of this people without leaving any trace?"

"Freezing and evaporating is always a good way."

"P-Please, spare me!"

"Well, in my dictionary for the traitors and my enemies... the word "mercy" didn't exist, bye."

"NOOO-"

"Oh well, that put stain to my suit... what a waste."

Hayato is the only living and sane or healthy person who know of this, while the rest are either died or insane or vegetable.

68. Sing random things loudly and when peoples look at you weird, just continue singing in an even higher volume.

Peoples are confused in why the Varia boss is singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" loudly, but decided to ignore it, shrugging it off as their daily weirdness.