A/N: 'Tis the third day of Phanniemay! Did you hear the rhyme? Wasn't it awful? Don't worry, I'll stay to my day job. Prompt today is fave ship. If you've seen the chapter before, I think you'll have a good idea of what I'm going to do. Reminder: this is unedited.

"I sighed. When the hell was he finally going to get a clue? I mean, I know that he denies it constantly, but I should know. Ugh. He makes me so mad sometimes! I mean, yeah, I understand that he likes Valerie, and I even think I'd be okay if they dated. But it's definitely dangerous. They're worst enemies at night, and a couple by day! Besides, their relationship would fizzle out.

Right? Damn. I don't even know if that would happen.

Plus, Technus is pushing them together and playing with their emotions. Taking over Valerie's suit so that Danny would destroy it, without Valerie knowing that 'Phantom' hadn't meant to destroy her? Yikes. He may be an annoying, long-winded, unfeeling ghost, but he is smart. I'll give him that much.

And what is with Danny? He asks Valerie to sit at our table, and he doesn't realize that his two best friends are clearly upset. Especially cause he knew how we feel when the Gregor or Elliot guy came along. I hated that guy. Can't believe I thought who he said he was. Then, Danny apologized afterwards. He didn't really even do much, other than spy on us. But he was partially right.

I still can't believe Danny is that oblivious. Maybe Clueless One was a better nickname for him that I thought it was at the time. Maybe I should've told it what it meant. Maybe he'd be less clueless.

Maybe my two best friends would be happier if they were together (A/N: Alright. Who thought it was Sam talking? Hands up!). They're just made for each other. And all my carefully calculated moves have done nothing - nothing! - to get them to be together. What is it with these two? Gah!

I yelped after hitting my hand out of frustration on my desk. They are really annoying me. I don't even care that I'll be a third wheel. Anyways, I'm kinda crushing on Valerie now. Why did those two have to have a small crush on each other? It's just... not right.

Anyways, that's the end of Tucker's Digital Journal, Sunday."

The next morning, Sam and I went to talk to Danny before school. Sam gave him the ring back after we made sure he was okay going out with Valerie. Sam and I scattered when we saw Valerie walk towards Danny. Sam hid behind the dumpster and I hid in the bushes. I overheard their conversation.

"My life's way too complicated for us to be anything other than... friends." Valerie was saying.

"Just friends?" Danny asked carefully. "Ye- but-but I thought-"

"I thought, too." Valerie interrupted Danny. "But there's something important to do and I don't want you to get hurt because of it. Besides, it's not like you were going to give me some lame class ring, right?" Valerie kissed Danny on the check. Irony in at its worst, right there.

"Pft. Yeah, right." Danny looked at the class ring longingly, sitting down at the lunch table after a moment. Sam walked over towards him. I came out of the bushes and came over to comfort my best friend as well. Sam laid a hand on his shoulder.

"Are you okay, Danny?" She asked carefully.

"No, not really. But I will be. If you don't mind, I'd like some alone time right now." Danny responded, putting his head in his hands. Sam and I frowned, but I made my opinion heard first.

"Yeah, sure dude. But we're here for you, man." I grabbed Sam's hand and pulled her away from Danny before she could try and comfort him further. Having known him for two years longer than Sam had it's benefits, because I knew he'd be okay by the end of the week at the latest. If he wasn't, then Sam and I could try and comfort him more.

It's funny how things work out sometimes, because I overheard Valerie and her dad's conversation. She thought she could've given up ghost hunting for Danny. Instead, she gave up Danny for ghost hunting.

I was right. By the end of the week, Danny's mood had greatly improved. He was his old self again. He didn't seem to give Valerie a second glance when she said hi. He didn't complain about Technus, and he didn't try to get his anger out on the Box Ghost after three days. Well other than his normal problems.

At lunch exactly two weeks after the incident, Danny sat down at the table, his hand closed around an object. He placed his tray down next to Sam. The first ten minutes of lunch were spent in a comfortable silence. Danny finished his food first, wand when Sam finished hers, brought both disposable trays over to the trash.

When he sat back down, Danny smiled. He opened his fist and in there was the ring, like I had suspected. "I think I've thought this over, and I think I realized why I've been called clueless, Sam." He said. "And I think that I really like you. And I'm kinda realizing you like me back." Sam teared up slightly in her left eye. She held out her hand, and Danny slid the ring on her finger. Danny gave Sam on a kiss on the cheek.

At that moment, I knew my best friends were going to be a happy pair for a long time. And maybe I'd get Valerie, after all. Life is good.

A/N: This one is really short, and I don't like it half as much as the other two. Maybe it's because the last one was kinda both prompts two and three combined. Maybe it's because I have a hard time writing in Tucker's perspective. Whatever. Constructive criticism would be extremely appreciated on this one.

On the plus side, I've finally figured out how to do the line thingies! WHOO-HOO!

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