A/N I'm backkkkkk! With more! Yay! I stupidly invited my friends over to watch Les Mis with me, and they did not listen AT ALL. To emphasise, they played GANGNAM STYLE during ALFOR, CALL ME MAYBE during Gavroche's death and CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT? during Enjolras and Grantaire's. I was soooo angry. And then one was like:
"So, when do they come back from the dead?"
And I was like: Why am I even friends with these stupid people?

Eppy Liz: Boom! We are ready to rooollll people! :D

Anakin: Hmmph. BTW, what's a bod?

Eppy Liz: A bod?

Leia: You said you would rip Luke's head from his bod.

Eppy Liz: Oh, well, in Star Wars I can never remember who's human and who's not, so I call bodies bods because it's a cross between bodies and robots.

Luke: That is flawless logic that only makes sense to you, I'm guessing?

Eppy Liz: Yay! You're getting it now Lukey-boy! Anywhoo, get lost, you're not in this show for at least another hour and fifteen minutes.

Luke: *grumbles*

Eppy Liz: RIGHT! I need the Emperor, Anakin and some CLONES!

Anakin, Emperor and Clones: *grumbles*

Eppy Liz: Oh, cheer up people! C'mon, it's not like anybody's died... Yet. PLACES! We are performing Look Down! Yay.

*everyone gets into places with much grumbling*

Clones: Look down, look down
Don't look 'em in the eye
Look down, look down,
You're here until you die.

Clone 1:The sun is strong
It's hot as hell below

Clones:Look down, look down,
There's twenty years to go

Emperor: BLAH BLAH BLAH! I am not in it therefore it is not cool.

Eppy Liz: How many times must I stress it to you guys? The only cool people here are me and Anakin. Kay? But, yeah, clones are boring. They all look the same.

Clone 2: WELL DOH!

Eppy Liz: This is not an episode of The Simpsons. Stop acting like it is an episode of The Simpsons. It is not. Shut up you stupid clone.

All Clones: Which one?

Eppy Liz: This hurts my brain. I need a lie down. Just skip to the Javert and Valjean part already.

Emperor: Now bring me prisoner 24601 MUHAHAHAHA!
Your time is up
And your parole's begun YOU ARE NOW A SITH!
You know what that means. YOU ARE MINE AND YOU WILL ACCIDENTALLY KILL YOUR WIFE!

Anakin: What?

Eppy Liz: Hey! No spoilers!

Anakin: Yes, it means I'm free. Yes! I will be free from that dude who imprisoned me and I will win a podrace and-

Young Anakin: *cough* That was me.

Anakin: EPPY LIZ WILL YOU STOP BRINGING YOUNGER VERSIONS OF MYSELF INTO THIS THEATRE.

Eppy Liz: Dude. Calm down. We're gonna need him for the Gavroche parts later anyway.

Emperor: Excuse? Why am I not the centre of attention right now?
No! HA! I'm EVIL!
It means you get
Your yellow ticket-of-leave
You are a thief

Anakin: I stole a loaf of bread. Can I just say that just because I turned to the dark side does not mean you have to blame me for every TINY LITTLE THING that goes wrong -

Eppy Liz: Shut up. I can easily end your awesomeness reputation. So shut up. EVERYONE STOP MAKING SMALL COMMENTS DURING THIS SONG ABOUT YOUR LIFE! YOU ARE ACTING! Right, Padmé, Leia and I are gonna go and discuss girl stuff. Like nail polish and lip gloss, or lack of. Play nice. I'm confiscating your lightsabers and guns. Be good.

Emperor: Can I just say-

Eppy Liz: WILL YOU SHUT UP OR I WILL GET MY SISTER ON YOU! AND SHE HAS JUST BEEN STUDYING FOR HER GCSEs SO SHE IS NOT IN A GOOD MOOD! Right! Ladies! Nail polish!

Leia: You know, I think this silver one would bring out your eyes.

Padmé: Well, I think this royal red one would be good for senators...

Anakin: MY NAME IS JEAN VALJEAN! Actually it's Anakin Skywalker. Or Darth Vader, depending on which movie you're watching...

Eppy Liz: Well, I was thinking blue - ACTING ANAKIN! GOOD GRIEF!

Anakin: That is such an English thing to say.

Eppy Liz: Shut up. I've already been told that by my Swedish friend when I was commenting on that Finland person on Eurovision.

Leia: Ooh! Singing?

Emperor: AND I'M DARTH SIDIOUS!

Eppy Liz: I'm sorry Leia - NO YOU ARE NOT DARTH SIDIOUS! YOU ARE ACTING! YOU ARE JAVERT!

Emperor: Meep.
Do not forget my name!
Do not forget me.
Darth Vader.

Eppy Liz: Acting. It shouldn't be this hard. He is NOT DARTH VADER! He is JEAN VALJEAN, and you are REALLY starting to get on my nerves.

Anakin: I'm not Darth Vader anyway. I'm ANAKIN SKYWALKER!

Padmé: ANAKIN YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART!

Anakin: Oh. Um... sorry?

Clones: Look down, look down
You'll always be a slave
Look down, look down
You're standing in your grave. WOW. That was boring.

Eppy Liz: I hate space-age people.