Pokemon Attack of Mewtwo 2 Attack of Team Rocket

by Sailor Haumea

Everyone's heard of Attack of Mewtwo - the most hilarious troll fic in all of Pokemon. However, it had a sequel, and the sequel's fifth chapter resulted in both stories being taken down. And now, for the first time ever, someone has reposted it. Originally written by dark-lemur. Old Summary: "sekwel to pokemon attack of mewtwo! Sarah an Jake has one the daz but now team racket!"

5. Chapter 5: The Author's Rant

Reposter's Note: Here it is, the infamous Chapter 5, the one that resulted in the entirety of both fanfics being taken off (thanks to one person, the first fic is back up, and thanks to me, its sequel is back up)

If you hadn't already figured it out by now, given that I was dropping references to other troll fics left and right, consider yourself extremely gullible. I am here to tell you people (you know who you are) that you take fan fiction TOO. FREAKING. SERIOUSLY. Plots, characters, everything! Everything has to be taken seriously! I'll admit, the 'persona' I crafted was a complete moron, but idiocy, on its own, is hardly a hanging offense. And for what? Wasting 5 minutes of your time if you were masochistic? My original intention of this fic was to create something that would be considered 'so bad it's good'. The other goal of the fic was to skewer pokemon badfic cliches. I have been called 'horrendous bitch', 'retard', and other such charming words. I've been on the internet for close to 7 years as of this writing, but I am still continuously amazed and appalled by how horrible people can be to each other on the internet. I have no problem with criticism, constructive or otherwise, but the level of discourse has essentially sunk to the level of people calling each other names on the playground. Criticize the writing, people, not the person. And quite frankly, fan fiction is a stupid, stupid thing to get worked up over. Here I was under the impression that people wrote for fun. It's not like we fanfic writers have any chance of being published. Yes, I said "we". I do have a regular account here, but I'm not giving out my other username for obvious reasons.

Reposter's Note: Whew, that took a while. Thank me if you wish, for reposting this fic, that is. I take no credit for the writing style, that's all dark-lemur's.