Hello! After two hours of complete boredom after finishing a book, I finally got my lazy butt up to make a few bonus scenes.

Also, I would like to dedicate the Loki scene to my one reviewer, Lokitty! Thank you for the review. It means a lot to me that someone cares about this story.

On with the craziness!

Director Fury~

"STARK!" Fury stormed through the hallways of the Helicarrier. That idiot would pay in blood! Or too many reports. Whichever.

Tony burst into the room where the Avengers were gathered, discussing the details of their latest mission. He dived behind Steve, startling the super soldier. When Capsicle tried to step away, Tony clung to his legs like a five year old.

"Tony, please get off of me." Steve tried to separate the egomaniac from his lower legs.

Tony just held on harder. "No! Fury is Furyous!"

Bruce sighed and tried not to facepalm. "What did you do this time?"

Spectra floated down through the ceiling. Though normally emotionless, she looked rather exasperated. "Stark, why the hell would you spray paint a picture of yourself on the side of the Helicarrier?"

Tony chose that moment to be sarcastic. "Oh my gosh, Spectra, you do speak!"

Natasha promptly smacked him upside the head.

Fury threw open the doors, promises of hell and death blazing in his expression. Tony whimpered, still clinging on to poor Steve, who was beginning to lose feeling in his feet. "Spangles! Save me from Captain Eye Patch!"

Spectra sighed. "Shut up, Stark." She proceeded to drag him away by the ear. Fury followed her. The Avengers shrugged and started playing poker.

Five minutes later, a girly shriek echoed through the Helicarrier.

Bucky~

Tony wandered into a random room, only to find Spectra and Bucky playing chess while chatting, (unheard by Stark) about how many ways there were to torture the said egomaniac. Now, as we all know, this is the closest Bucky or Spectra ever get to opening up. So, following his Starky instincts, Tony decide to annoy the crap out of them. "Hey, guys! Guess who's the totally most awesomest ever guy ever to exist ever?"

Almost nothing makes Spectra angrier than being interrupted in a chess game by cruddy speech patterns. Especially if said stupidity comes from Tony Stark. However, being one of my best OCs, she never shows it. Instead, she leaned over the board to whisper something to Bucky, who (almost) smiled, but gave her a nearly imperceptible nod.

Spectra turned toward Tony, who at this point was starting to regret trying to annoy her, and muttered something he couldn't quite hear.

The next thing he knew, he was trapped in a large glass thing that looked suspiciously like a ...pawn from a chess set?

Oh crap.

Spectra picked up the piece and smirked at the (now) tiny Tony.

Across the table, Bucky shook his head. "Should have shut up, Stark."

Loki~

"I demand to be let out! I am Loki! Loki of Asgard!"

Tony waltzed up to Loki's cell, wearing a sparkly green gown, twelve-inch golden stiletto heels, and waaaaaay too much green and gold makeup. "Hi there, Lo-Lo~"

At the sight of a (quite possibly drunk) Tony Stark, Loki retreated to the other end of the cell. "No! Do not submit me to such torture, I beg of you!"

Thor came down the stairs, wondering what the ruckus was. "Brother, what hast thou done to Brother Anthony?!"

Loki cowered at the far corner of his cell. "Make him leave! I shall be 'good', I swear it! Make him leave!"

And you, dear readers, must be wondering what could possibly reduce Loki to to whimpering?

The answer to that is very simple indeed:

A pole dancing Tony.

Who was flirting and winking.

Spectra poked her head in. "Shut up, Stark!"

If any of you enjoyed that, you are severely messed up! Nah, jk. Please review!

And again, thank you, Lokitty! (awesome name, btw.)