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I know it doesn't seem like much to some people, but I'm pretty new on Fanfiction and I've gotta start somewhere, right? Besides, I'm too excited to be put down by the though of some people thinking this is a dumb achievement, 'cause its awesome for me. THANK YOU FOR WHOEVER READS THIS. However, reviews are extremely... low. There are nine, and if you discount CrazyCoffeeKat's, there are six. And if you take away Deborahpflover's reviews, too, then there are only four reviews. FOUR. So, yeah, that's not very good.

Phew. Anyways, it's genderbender today. I think this is gonna be hilarious more than anything. Hee hee hee.

"Johnny!" Kitty reprimanded as I explained why I was late coming back to the lair from earth.

"Kitty, what's wrong?" I asked.

"So, you just out walking in the beach late at night, huh? I bet you were scanning the human crowd for girls, Johnny, I'm not stupid enough to not notice what you omitted. You can't even b with them! You're A GHOST. You can be with GHOSTS." Kitty stated angrily. I came towards her but she pushed away.

"Kitten, what's wrong with looking? You know that you'll be the only girl for me, ever." I said.

"UGH. There are times when I feel like nobody can relate to me!" Kitty screamed. "Sometimes I wish that girls could understand guys and guys could understand girls." Kitty spat, stalking over to her lair through our connecting door and slamming it. It shimmered and disappeared, meaning that I couldn't get in. I sighed and walked over to my bed, flopping down and starting to get some sleep.


"Kolby!" I called out, looking for my boyfriend. I thought of a passage between our lairs and the black door shimmered open. I entered the lair and zoomed around, trying to find where he was. About three minutes later, there was absolutely no sign of him and I realized that he wasn't there. That boy is so dead when he gets back from flirting with human girls. He can be so annoying sometimes, and really self-centered.

Then, I heard the door open and I saw Kolby. His stringy green hair was frazzled, his red eyes were shinning, and he was looking pretty happy. That sucks for him, 'cause now, I'm gonna tear him in half! "KOLBY. Don't even bother trying to lie to me about where you were, because I know. You were in the human realm, flirting with human girls, and not bothering with your actual girlfriend." I ranted, extremely annoyed.

"But, Jamie, I really do love you, you know that, right?" Kolby asked, grabbing my hands. I sighed and removed my hands from his.

"Yeah, Kolby, but you don't treat me like I'm the only girl you love. I want to be the only girl you love. I haven't actually ever been your girl." I stated sadly. I turned, walked out the door I made, and sealed it. I ran to my 'garage' - where I parked my motorcycle- and sank against the back wall, tears threatening to spill out of my eyes. I blinked a couple of times, and one started to fall. Swiping it away angrily, I hopped onto my motorcycle and I left my lair.

I heard Kolby calling after me, but I ignored him. I knew he cared about me, but he needed to show it better than he was.


I rode around the outskirts of the original area of the Ghost Zone, marked by the island lairs, like Epimetheus's Realm, Skulka's Island, Don's Realm, or the Far Frozen. I eventually cal,Ed down enough and started to travel home. However, I expected Kolby to be out in the human world again. Just to check, I created a one-way window in every part of his liar. I saw him, sitting on the floor, writing on a pad. I think it was an apology note. I sighed, thinking about how sweet he was being.

Then, he plaid the note down and went into his kitchen, pulling out a knife. I watched for a moment, but there wasn't anything he was cutting. Confused, I waited until he rolled up his sleeve. That's when I saw the cutting marks- I gasped, reforming the door and racing into the kitchen, grasping th e knife and throwing it away form him. I started to cry and I threw my arms around Kolby.

He was startled for a moment. I don't think heard my motorcycle coming back. Then, he wrapped his arms around my waist. I smiled, burying my head into his shoulder.


When I woke up, I rubbed my head. Why were Kitty and I on the floor of her kitchen? I groaned and got up, shaking Kitty awake.

I got this sense that Kitty was cutting herself. She didn't wake up completely just yet, so I rolled up her selves to see if I was right. And I was- Kitty had many scars that looked years old. I wasn't sure exactly how fast she healed, but I thought these were a month or so old. "KITTY." I said, and Kitty shot awake.

"What?" She asked. "Wait, why are we in the kitchen?" I shrugged in response.

"Kitty, you're cutting yourself. And I think I know why." I stated, grabbing her arms and showing them to her. Kitty bit her lip and I wrapped my arms around her waist, cradling her. Kitty started crying.

"I just felt so awful, 'cause you were flirting with all those other girls." Kitty cried, burying her head into my shoulder. I felt this odd sense of déjà vu, but I ignored it. "I felt-"

"Ignored, unappreciated, like you were being used." I finished her sentence, not understanding why I had this sudden perception of how she was feeling. Kitty stared up at me.

"How do you know that?" She asked quietly. Once again, I shrugged.

"I don't know, Kitten. But I know that whatever happened, it was probably for the better." I responded, stroking her cheek.


In the next lair over, a green woman wearing blue smiled into her mirror, combing her hair. "It feels good to help someone with a wish once and a while."

Hmm... I think using Desire is a little bit unoriginal, but I think this is different. Kinda. Sorta. I mean, I haven't read any Danny Phantom fanfiction like this before. UNEDITED.

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