Author: Djibriel
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Horus stared in confusion at the many, many links on this site. He'd caught sight of in on boogle, and had wondered what a fanfic was and why his name, and the names of his brothers, would be on it.
Separated by x'es.
The curious Primarch clicked a link...
...And came eyeball to eyeball with something unholy.
His screams of horror echoed through the halls.
Apparently someone out there had decided to write horribly graphic, base, pornographic stories and rumors about him and his brothers, and post them up. For everyone to read.
Was this why Curze, Corax and Mortarion always tried to avoid people?
It wasn't working. One of the fictions poor, poor Horus had come eyeball to eyeball with had been a three-way between them.
And as for the long, long, incredibly popular list of 'fics' that connected him and his brothers, it was particularly disturbing to see that the most often visited link was the one that 'slashed' him with Sanguinius.
Poor Horus didn't now how he could ever look him in the face ever again. Those words! Those horrid, horrid words!
The traumatized Primarch frantically began writing down commands for his troops to hunt down and exterminate all the writers on this site. He didn't want to go out there... all those filthy perverts were looking at him! He knew they were!
...No, wait. He should recruit Mortarion, Curze and Corax! They were sneaky, and he knew that Corax and Curze were vicious, evil bastards when they got crossed.
But not Sanguinius. Horus winced at the memory of a particular 'scene' and vowed to cut his brother's internet access. It was for his own good.
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AN: And here is the start of what we have named 'The Yaoi Heresy'. A terrible terrible time...