Jerry Crust and Jess Crest met at Joey Calzone's Ristorante, number one pizza in a city.
"Mmm. So nondescript!" Jess Crest exhaled sounds upon chewing through the fabrics of the pizza.
"Passable flavour!" Jerry Crusty produced vocalizations through his favourite orifice as he used his knife to slice the crystallized lattice of cheese-product adorning the pizza.
"What is your favourite colour?" Jerry asked Jess, love beating strongly beside him.
"Blue, no, Orange." Jess moaned, her portside thorax had become filled with loves.
With the human courting ritual complete, each of both participants now housed dozens of loves.
"Here is a cake that I made for you." Jerry took the cake from his wallet and she ate it.
"Such flavours." She then exploded into nakedness and they were to be wed.
"Give me your seed." Jess moaned like a Siberian Accountant.
Jerry then masturbated furiously, culminating in the release of his seedfluid into her grand territory, fertilizing her fully developed fetuses.
Jerry then slapped her titties around."Thanks dude."