Chapter 2

Conan was upset, as Ran got a new boyfriend,

Haibara gave her advice. "When ever you have any problem, Just sing any song then you will realize that your voice is... A lot more worse than your problem...!"

Conan sweat-dropped. "Saa!"

Shiho's letter to Yukiko, after her marriage.

Dear Mother-in-Law,

Please don't try to tell me how to raise my kids—I'm married to one of yours and believe me there's room for improvement!

Sincerely,
Your Daughter-in-Law

A well-stacked young 'Vermouth', a secretary who wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked needless to say it was making everyone a bit awkward.

Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door. Pointing to her tightly covered derriere, he asked, "Is that for sale?"

"Of course not!" she snapped angrily, blushing furiously.

Unchanged, he replied quietly, "Then, I suggest you quit advertising it."

Conan: How much calcium is there in a woman's Breasts?

Haibara: I don't know but it has enough calcium to help a Man's boneless thing standup!

Reaction of BO's boss, in times of Recession

With economies world over slipping into recession and companies facing the pressure, the boss is trying to align themselves to the changing time, trying his best to improve the productivity and get more work done...

See how the relationship between the BO's boss and the employee's changes during the recession.

In the beginning of the recession...

Boss: Be good, you will be just fine.

After a few weeks

Boss: Must Work Hard ok?

After a Month!

Boss: Must Work Hard you bugger!

After a Quarter...

Boss: Can you hear me? you must work hard!

Haibara: Edogawa-kun...Ano...what is SEX?

Conan: Sex is a sensation, caused by temptation, when a man puts his location, in a women's destination. Do you get my explanation?

Haibara: No!

Conan: do you need a demonstration?

Haibara: Sure!..

Haibara: WHAT IS A KISS?

Conan: VERY SIMPLE IT'S AN INQUIRY IN THE TOP FLOOR, ABOUT THE VACANCY IN GROUND FLOOR...

Teacher: Does p*nis deserve overtime & hazard pay?

Vermouth: Yes! because it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down & mostly in night shifts.

GIN ASKED HIS WIFE: YOU NEVER TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU ENJOY SEX.

VERMOUTH-HOW CAN I TELL YOU, YOU ARE NEVER AT HOME WHEN I ENJOY IT.

Conan saw an air hostess wearing a badge on the left side of her chest bearing the name Shiho...
He said, That's cute... What have you named the other one?

Conan: What's The Difference Between Man And Woman..?

Haibara: Man Has PEN Without CAP... & Woman Has PURSE Without ZIP...!

Conan:-Two times two is four, Four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours but you cant put yours in mine.

Haibara:-Two times two is four, Four plus five is nine. I know the length of urs but you will never know the depth of mine.

Conan: Hey, can I touch your software?

Haibara: No way!, first show me your hardware?

Conan: (After showing) should I install it in your system?

Haibara: (reveals a latex) Okay but cover it with anti-virus, then install it.

Conan Pulls His Nicker & Asks Haibara "Do you Have this? "

Haibara Lifts Her Skirt & Says "If you Have This!, then you Can Get Plenty, Of those!"

Conan: Why was Vermouth writing the exam near the door?
Haibara: Because it was an entrance exam.

Conan: Why was Vermouth confused whilst going 2 the ladies toilet?
Haibara: She had to pull her own pants down!

Conan: How do you break Vermouth's nose?
Haibara: Place a dildo under a glass table!

Conan: How do you tell Vermouth did your landscaping?
Haibara: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Conan: What is it called, when Sonoko blows in Ran's ear?
Haibara: High Speed Data Transfer.

Conan and Haibara were following Vermouth in a Shopping Mall.

Conan suspected "Why did Vermouth return her new scarf?"
Haibara answered "It was too tight."

Conan: What are the worst 3 years of a Vermouth's academic life?
Haibara: The 1st grade.

Conan: Why couldn't Vermouth pass her drivers test?
Haibara: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

Conan: What's the difference between Vermouth and a shower?
Haibara: The shower has to be turned on before it gets wet.

Conan: Did you hear about Vermouth, she got an AM radio?
Haibara: Yeah!, It took her months to figure out, she could use it at night!

Teacher: we should try 2 stop mosquitoes overgrowing population.

Vermouth: Its impossible!

Teacher: Why?

Vermouth: Because small condoms are very difficult to make!

Shinichi was doing push ups on the beach,

Shiho sees him and starts laughing loudly and says.. "Sorry to tell you but the women below you has already left."

Conan: Neh Haibara, what do you like in me and why?

Haibara: I like your smile becoz...because, My favorite color is "YELLOW"

Conan was upset once again.

Haibara shared her wisdom "Some times small small things in life hurt a lot... If you don't agree with me . . . . . . . . . . TRY TO SIT ON A PIN!"

Shinichi(Husband) and Shiho(wife) were involved in an argument both of them unwilling to admit that they might be wrong.

"I'll admit, I was wrong", the wife told her husband in a conciliatory attempt at straightening things out, "If you'll admit that, I'm right!"

He agreed and like gentlemen do, he let her go first.

"I'm wrong", she said.

With a twinkle in his eyes he said, "Yeah!, You're right!"

Shiho(on the phone): Where the hell are you, jerk?

Shinichi: Darling, you remember that jewelery shop where you saw that necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and I told you, "Baby, it'll be yours one day!"

Shiho: Suddenly in a soft polite voice "Yeah, yeah, I remember, my love!"

Shinichi: I am at the bar just next to that shop!

Shiho: Go to hell, you jerk!

Co - Ai sms of the day/chapter.

Haibara: One of the Intelligent Monkey is Missing from Zoo.!

Its name is..

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Don't worry

It is not you,

be Cos It is intelligent..!

Conan: Then its you!

Haibara: Arrggh!