Having completed the interhuman mating/courting transaction, Jerry Crusty was by far entitled to marry the female one.
Jerry Crusty knew that what had to be done was that he was to acquire a marriage form from the lord regent of California.
Jerry visited his childhood friend, Jamal Candahal, and stole his car.
The car was driven.
"I am Spiderman, lord regent of California, and viscount of the outer states, what is it that you desire, weary traveller?" Spiderman's body quivered much like a cube of Jell-o placed upon an upturned subwoofer, it was indeterminable whether or not Spiderman spoke from his mouth, or if his words were merely a product of these seizures.
"I seek a marriage pact between myself and Jenny Crenny, o' lord Spiderman."
"Jerry, have you ever found a totally silent room, and just listened to the hissing in your ears?" Spiderman's vibrations began to violently effect the wind, the pulsations could be felt like infrasound in Jerry's chest. "The hissing soon turns to whispers, and words, Jerry." Spiderman's exact location could no longer be discerned by the naked eye. "Do not do what the voices say, Jerry."