Samus

Chrom: This warrior is covered head to toe in some very intimidating armor. I thought Walhart's armor was peerless in that regard, but it seems I stand corrected.

Frederick: This is Samus Aran, an intergalactic bounty hunter, and the armor she wears is called the Power Suit.

Lissa: It's some pretty fancy armor. Although I suppose anyone could stand out with large armor like that.

Kellam: Yeah, you would think.

Lissa: Gah! Kellam, when did you get here?!

Kellam: I've been here since you started analyzing the fighters.

Lissa: O-Oh…

Kellam: I can empathize with Samus. For a while, people only noticed the armor and not the woman underneath it. In fact, people didn't even realize she was a woman! Maybe I should just acknowledge that I'll never be noticed and get equip something like the Power Suit. I'll do away with the name Kellam and just becoming a walking suit of armor.

Lissa: Kellam, you're depressing me…

Kellam: Yeah, me too.

Robin: …Aaaaaaanyway, that arm cannon on the Power Suit can fire both homing missiles and powerful Super Missiles. There's also the classic Charge Shot we have to be cautious of. Be sure to shield when you see it coming, Lucina.

Lucina: Understood. It'll be hard to put a dent in such sturdy armor, but I'll give it my all. Anyway, you should try and cheer up Sir Kella—Oh, did he leave already?

Kellam: No…

Lucina: …

Zero Suit Samus

Lucina: Father, Samus took her clothes off!

Chrom: I-I wouldn't phrase that so provocatively if I were you, but yes, it seems Samus has disposed of the Power Suit. She'll no longer be weighed down by it, but I'm not sure how much her performance will improve only wearing a skintight jumpsuit.

Robin: Instead of the Power Suit, what Samus wears now is called the Zero Suit. Samus has undergone some pretty intense training back in the day, so without that bulky armor her speed can easily make up for her lost defense. Not to mention that blaster she carries now can paralyze us momentarily if she fires it at us.

Frederick: I think you especially will want to avoid that blaster Robin. I've heard in the past it can has ensnared you in an endless barrage of fire.

Robin: Ugh, that's something I don't like thinking about…Thankfully I've found a way to escape her infinite fire, so there's no need to worry about that anymore.

Frederick: Good to hear. Anyway, back on the subject of her equipment, those new high heels of hers are more than a fashion statement. They help her recover nicely, and they'll leave quite the impression on your face if you allow them.

Lissa: All of that aside, isn't the Zero Suit a bit…much? Just look at that thing! She's practically wearing nothing at all.

Chrom: Now that you mention it, the more I look at it, the more my cheeks begin to burn up…

Lucina: FATHER! Have you no shame?! The only person who should make your cheeks flare up like that is Mother!

Chrom: O-Of course! You're absolutely right! I-I'll just look the other way now…

Lucina: You blonde harlot! How dare you make my Father fantasize about your body! Robin, we're going to give this homewrecker a lesson in pain she'll never forget!

Robin: Try not to involve me in one of your jealousy stints…

Pit

Pit: What can you tell me about these fighters, Lady Palutena?

Lissa: Hey, hey, hey! It's our turn to analyze the fighters, buster! You had your day in the sun already!

Pit: What? No fair, I need advice on how to fight too! Plus, don't go stealing our fourth wall humor! It's bad enough you're stealing our easter egg!

Robin: If I remember correctly, it was Snake in Super Smash Bros. Brawl that first started this easter egg. I don't think you have any right to call us thieves.

Pit: I-It doesn't matter! If you're so insistent on me not getting advice from Lady Palutena, I'll just beat you without it! As the captain of her royal guard, I'm an expert on all kinds of weapons! I can shoot arrows at you from afar and even control their trajectory after firing! My Upperdash Arm will send you flying upwards before you know it! I also have my Guardian Orbitars, which will reflect any projectiles you have right back at you! There's no way you can stop me!

Frederick: Hm. That little retort just saved me the effort of having to explain his fighting techniques. How convenient.

Robin: Good. Now I can plan a proper strategy.

Chrom: This angel isn't exactly the sharpest pitchfork on the farm, is he?

Pit: …Oh boy, now I've done it. E-even if you know all my moves, I meant what I said! I will defeat you in the name of the Goddess of Light!

Lucina: We shall see!

Lissa: Sheesh, why did this kid have to steal the spotlight from us? I smell bias.

Palutena

Chrom: …

Lissa: You've been staring daggers at Palutena since she stepped onto the battlefield, Chrom. Did something happen between you and her?

Palutena: Aww, I think he's still a little grumpy over the teasing Viridi and I gave him back at my temple.

Lissa: Hey, you're going to butt in on our conversation too?!

Robin: Palutena and Viridi certainly got under Chrom's skin with those "carbon copy" comments. Those comments were a little ironic, honestly, considering Dark Pit is also a part of the roster.

Palutena: True, I won't deny that. Still, I'm not in control over whether or not Dark Pit decides to join the battle or not. You'll have to take that complaint to a higher authority.

Frederick: I wasn't aware there was a higher authority than a god…

Lucina: I must say, the Goddess of Light bears a striking resemblance to Naga. Although where Naga is kindhearted and noble, Palutena seems to be…the opposite.

Palutena: Oh, come now. I may do some teasing from time to time, yes, but I'll have you know I care deeply for humanity and all my subjects.

Lissa: I'm all for teasing and pranks, but you always take it one step too far, missy! Robin, Lucina, she may be a god, but we've taken on the likes of them before! Teach her a lesson in manners!

Chrom: Yes, let's deliver onto her a humiliating defeat. Robin, you better get the Smash Ball during this fight! I'm not missing out on this!

Robin: Jeez, I haven't seen Chrom get this aggressive in a long time.

Palutena: If that's your response, then I suppose I'll have to deliver some divine punishment to keep you in line. I have many different abilities, you know. Which should I use to pummel you?

EDIT: In case you're wondering if I skipped Dark Pit, I did not. Like Mr. Game & Watch, he'll be in a later chapter.