An Agent's Weakness
"Special Agent Timothy McGee, now that's a weird name," said Sophie, dangling McGee's ID in his face. They were in the hull of an old fashioned Spanish Galleon which was being commandeered by pirates, friends of Sophie's.
"Give it back!" McGee was tied to a couch and couldnt to more than beg for the ropes bound him so tight he could barely breathe. "Why me?"
"Because you're a soft target," explained Sophie. "If I kidnapped the DiNozzo guy he'd shoot me, that Israeli would probably disembowell me with a biro and that freaky geek who works in the science lab? Gibbs would kill me."
"He'll kill you anyways Sophie," McGee noted.
"Yes but you're the 'rookie', no one cares about you Tim," Sophie said. "Mind if I call you Tim?"
"Yes," McGee replied.
"See Tim, to Gibbs you're inexperienced," Sophie said. "The new boy, even though you've been at this job years."
"I swear," McGee said harshly. "If I ever get out, I'll kill you."
"You'd like that wouldn't you?" Sophie teased. "You're just like Holly you know. Empty threats that never come true."
"Sophie, shall I prepare the blowtorch?" Alejandro asked patiently. "Mr McGee has been waiting a long time for this."
"Mr McGee can relax," Sophie replied. "I won't allow that to happen."
She pulled out a pair of sharp scissors and smiled.
"Your hair is a bit long, shall I...cut it?" Sophie snipped off a strip.
"You're a bitch you know," McGee spat.
"Come on Thom, this will be great material for your next book!" Sophie encouraged. "One man, struggling through torture as his sadistic capturer destroys his self confidence, image and eventually his life."
NCIS
"Tony, where's McGee?" Gibbs walked in, followed by Abby.
"Dunno, he went out to see Sarah to figure out if she could help with tracing Sophie's IP address," Tony replied. "She called him, said she could help."
"Do you know her number?" asked Gibbs, concerned for the life of his agent.
"No, but Abby does," Tony replied. "They bowl together sometimes."
"I thought Abby bowled with nuns," Ziva said.
"She does, when the nuns with guns are praying to Jesus then she bowls with Sarah," explained Tony.
"The nuns have guns?" Ziva asked, concerned. "Thank God I am not a Catholic."
"Ziva, don't be racist," Gibbs lightly headslapped her.
"Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs," Abby said, sounding hyper. "I got a call from Fornell, guess what?"
"I'm afraid to ask," Gibbs said.
"The Berretta was found in an alleyway and you know what's even hinkier?" Abby smiled.
"My patience is wearing thin Abs," Gibbs replied.
"That gun was also used to shoot Marine Lieutenant Justin Byron." Abby sounded extremely excited.
"The lieutenant they found dead last week," Gibbs replied.
"That merans, Sophie is officially ours," Abby smiled. "And Director Vance signed off on the orders with SECNAV this morning. He says don't bother bringing her in."
"Abby, do you have Sarah McGee's number?"
"Yes, why?" asked Abby.
"Apparently she wanted to meet him this morning," Gibbs replied. "I want to know if that's true."
"Why don't you ask her yourself?" replied Abby. She gestured behind Gibbs where Sarah McGee was getting off the elevator, tears in her eyes.
"I just got the phone call Agent Gibbs," Sarah said tearfully. "Timmy's being tortured."
The End
By the way... about Matt being the only character I kill off... I lied. More will come although I can promise that Agent Gibbs won't die.