Kirby

Stahl: Hey look, it's Kirby! He's a bit small, but he's more than you think! He's got maximum pink!

Frederick: I'm not sure what color has to do with strength…

Chrom: It's hard to believe that such an innocent looking creature can be such a threat.

Robin: Indeed. Kirby has excellent recovery and many strong attacks. However, his most well-known skill is his Copy ability. If he is given the chance, he could swallow us whole and steal not only our appearance but our abilities as well.

Lissa: *shutters* Just thinking of being swallowed whole by Kirby gives me the creeps.

Stahl: I kind of wish I had Kirby's bottomless stomach. I could sample all of the tasty treats in Dreamland! Cakes, lollipops, Maximum Tomatoes…

Frederick: Delicacies aside, you would think after swallowing his opponent he would have the sense to just digest them instead of releasing them.

Robin: That is usually the case, but I suppose us Smash fighters aren't as easy to digest as the enemies he's used to fighting.

Lissa: Hey, where does Kirby let you guys out when he's done copying you anyway?

Robin & Lucina: ….

Lissa: …Yeah, those faces are enough of an answer for me. Forget I asked.

Lucina: A-anyway! Kirby is a tough opponent, but he is a lightweight, meaning it should be easy to knock him off the screen. Let's attack with all our strength!

Stahl: Sandwiches, Jumbo Candy, meat…

Robin: …He's still going?

King Dedede

Chrom: I've been wondering…Why does Dreamland even need a monarchy? It's a rather mellow place with no real civilization to speak of.

Frederick: I don't believe there is a true monarchy in Dreamland, milord. The title of "king" that King Dedede uses to introduce himself is just part of the wild fantasy this ostentatious glutton has dreamed up for himself.

Lucina: The large castle he lives in certainly adds to the image. He's dedicated if nothing else…Oh, but wasn't there a small village in Dreamland? Cappy Town, I believe it was called.

Chrom: Hm, I wonder what happened to it. Maybe the town was destroyed? I suppose it's one mystery we can never hope to solve.

Frederick: Indeed, I doubt Dedede would acknowledge the town if you asked him. It's a past best kept secret…

Lissa: Kirby and Dedede are a bit alike. They're both incredibly lazy and love to stuff their faces. The only difference is Kirby is charming and adorable while Dedede is…anything but. To his credit though, he has helped Dreamland in the past!

Robin: Alright, enough with the gossip. Lucina, King Dedede can perform a lot of dangerous tricks with that hammer of his. One of them includes using it to smack Gordos our way. He can control their trajectory, so be wary of his mind games.

Lucina: I should be able to bat those Gordos back at him with precise striking.

Meta Knight

Lissa: If I had to be honest, I think Meta Knight is much more adorable than Kirby!

Lucina: You do? Meta Knight is a proud and distinguished knight of Dreamland. Why do you find him adorable?

Lissa: Just look at the little cape he wears and that little tough guy mask! Ohh, he's like a puppy you dress up for the holidays! I just want to pinch his cheeks.

Robin: Lissa, if he hears you saying that he'll slice off your pigtails. Or maybe even your head…

Lissa: *clutches throat and gulps* I'll keep that in mind…

Chrom: Meta Knight is a pretty accomplished knight with his own airship, the Halberd, and a loyal crew. …You know, with Dedede having his own castle and Meta Knight having his own airship, don't you think Kirby deserves something as the hero of Dreamland?

Robin: A small house probably suits him fine. He enjoys the simple life from what I hear. If he had a castle or an airship, he would probably sell it all for food.

Chrom: Hm, probably. I do remember him collecting a lot of treasure at one point. Wonder what he did with it…

Frederick: Although small in stature, Meta Knight can slice through you like tissue paper before you even had time to react. Don't underestimate this warrior when it comes to swordplay.

Lissa: *whisper* Don't underestimate his cuteness either.

Meta Knight: Would you mind repeating that statement, fair maiden?

Lissa: EEEP!

Fox

Lissa: Oh, oh! I think I know who this guy is! He's, um…Falco, right?

Vaike: What? That ain't Falco! You're looking at Fox McCloud, the leader of the intergalactic mercenary team Star Fox!

Lissa: Wow, I guess even Vaike knows his stuff sometimes.

Vaike: Of course! He's famous throughout the galaxy after all. Plus, he's a fox named Fox. Even a dolt like me can remember something as easy as that.

Robin: He's kind of got you there, Lissa….

Lissa: Hmph!

Vaike: Now let ol' Teach give you a lesson on Fox! This guy moves at the blink of an eye and will be up in your face in no time. His blaster doesn't cause you to flinch, but if you just let it fire on you endlessly you'll find yourself in high percentages in no time!

Robin: I'm mostly worried about that reflector of his. He could send my spells right back at me if I'm not careful. It'll be hard to gauge the movements of such a quick opponent, but we'll have to manage.

Lucina: This otherworldly creature has so many strange weapons I've never seen before. This'll be an interesting battle indeed.

Falco

Vaike: Now THIS is Falco! Falco Lombardi, one of the baddest pilots in the Lylat System! He's a lot more partial to fighting in the air in his Arwing than going toe-to-toe on the ground like this. Makes sense since he's a bird and all.

Chrom: I'm curious, Vaike. Why is it that you're so interested in the Star Fox team?

Vaike: What, you mean you can't see it? The rivalry between Fox and Falco is just like ours!

Chrom: Is it? I'm not too sure about that.

Vaike: Of course it is! They're two warriors always trying to outdo the other and prove that the other is superior, just like us. But at the end of the day they fight side-by-side and teach anyone that opposes them a lesson.

Chrom: Hmm, I suppose so.

Robin: Anyway, Falco and Fox both have similar fighting styles, but there are a few differences. His blaster is slower than Fox's, but it does recoil damage and is much more powerful. He'll also kick his reflector at us, making him a much more dangerous opponent to take head on.

Lucina: More trouble for me then, I take it. I'll have to be mindful of that reflector now as well.