Chapter 5

Conan: (annoyed) Haibarrrra!... you are such a pain in my butt!.
Haibara: *chuckles*
Conan(hisses): Fuck you, idiot!.(rudely)
Haibara(furious): Fuck you too, Metantei!.
Conan(smirks): Promise?
Haibara(blushes): *Blinks*

Yusaku: Do you have a trouble making decisions?
Shinichi: well, yes and no!

Shinichi: Mom, yesterday when I was on bus with dad, dad told me to give up my
seat to a lady.
Yukiko: Good, you have done right thing.
Shinichi: but Mom I was sitting on dad's lap.

Yusaku to Shinichi: Whenever I beat you, you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger?
Shinichi: I start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush

Shinichi asked to Yusaku: Dad!, Why was the math book sad?
Yusaku: Because it had too many problems.

Once in a bar, one guy said to another..
"I slept with your mom last night."
after that whole bar was waiting another guy's response.

After a while... the other guy 'Shinichi' laughs and says: Let's go home, Father, you are drunk...

Once there were three Ladies. Shiho, Ran & Sonoko
Shiho -My husband's hair color is Black, So I will wear Black Dress for tomorrow Party.
Ran :- My husband's hair color is red, So I will wear red Dress for tomorrow Party.
Sonoko questioned: My Husband is bald, So what should I ?!

The boss 'Shinichi' returned after lunch in a cool mood and he called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes, which he had picked up.

Everybody, but one girl 'Shiho' laughed uproariously.

He asked 'What's the matter?' grumbled the boss. 'Haven't you got a sense of humor?

She replied-'I don't have to laugh,' Because 'I'm leaving this Friday.

Haibara: Kudo-kun what are the three dreams of a man:
Conan: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects...

Ran: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that''s vanity?
Shiho: No, it''s imagination.'

Kobayashi: Could you please pay a little attention here?
Conan: yes mam, I am paying as little attention as I can. !

Kobayashi: What are some products of the West Indies?
Conan: *Shrugs* I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Mitsuhiko: From the grocery!
Ayumi: or the departmental stores.
Haibara: We import it from West Indies, Mexico, Cuba.
Teacher: *smiles*, Whole class: Whoa!...
Genta(correcting his nose): Sokka, but we borrow it from our neighbor...

An English teacher 'Jodie Sensei 'wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed her students to punctuate it correctly.

Shinichi wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." Showing this he smirked looking at Shiho. And he snatched her note.

Shiho: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing." This made Shinichi's jaw hit the floor.

Yusaku buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie! He decided to test it at dinner with his son...

Yusaku: Son, where were you today during school hrs
Shinichi: at school
(The robot slaps Shinichi)
Shinichi: okay, I went to the movies!
Yusaku: which one?
Shinichi: Mission Impossible...
(The robot slaps Shinichi)
Shinichi: okay, I was watching porn!
Yusaku: what? When I was your age I didn't know even what porn was?
(The robot slaps Yusaku)
Yukiko: haahaha:- After all he is your son!
THE ROBOT SLAPS Yukiko...

Shiho: Look at that Drunker!
Shinichi: Who is he?
Shiho: 10 years back he proposed me & I Rejected.
Shinichi: Oh My God, He is still Celebrating . Wow!

Kobayashi(on phone): You say Genta has a cold and can't come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Genta: This is my father.

Yusaku: Let me see your report card.
Shinichi: I don't have it.
Yusaku: Why not?
Shinichi: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

"Dad, are bugs good to eat?" asked the Shinichi .

"Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table, son," Yusaku replied.

After dinner Yusaku inquired, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"

"Oh, nothing," Shinichi said. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone."

Conan was at the zoo with Yusaku. They were looking at the tigers, and Yusaku was telling him how ferocious they were.

"Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…"

"Yes, son?" the father asked, ready to console him.

" …Which bus would I take home?"

Kobayashi:When is the boiling point reached?
Genta: When my father sees my report card!

Shinichi: What does your father do for a living?
Kaito: He's a magician. He performs tricks, like disappearing and never appearing.

Four men, Araide, Hattori, Kaito, Shinichi are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.

A nurse goes up to Araide and says, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins."

"That's odd," answers Araide . "My clinic's name is twin-kle star"

A nurse says to Hattori, "Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!"

"That's weird," answers the second man. "My detective agency is named 'Triangle' "

A nurse tells Kaito, "Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets!"

"That's strange," he answers. "My magic institute is named four-dimensional"

Then Shinichi is found, groaning and banging his head against the wall. Groaning 'Shiho... Shiho' , "What's wrong?" the others ask.

"My Organization's name is Million Solutions!"

Shinichi:For $20, I'll be good.
Yusaku: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.

Yusaku: How do you like fourth grade?
Shinichi: It isn't much fun.
Yusaku:That's too bad. It was the best three years of my life!

Shinichi: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?
Yusaku: No.
Shinichi: Then it's a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!

Mitsuhiko:I have a lot of my dad's genes.
Genta: Really? I bet they don't fit.

Yusaku sobbing at inflation : See my son, when I was 15 Years old, I used to get Monthly Commodities, Milk, Vegetables and fruits all for Rupees 10.

Conan: But daddy, Now you cannot get all those things, because now there are CC cameras fitted in the shop.

Kugoro asked his 8 year old Daughter Ran, "Baby what will you do after growing up?'
Ran replies, "Daddy I will Marry"
Kugoro replies, "No my Daughter, that's wrong, You should not think some one's Bad! at this age."

Conan: Daddy, When did you go to EGYPT?
Yusaku: No I have not gone to EGYPT, but why are you asking like that?
Conan: Then from where did you brought the MUMMY

Yusaku: What is your exam's results?
Conan: Under water
Yusaku: What do you mean?
Conan: All below 'C' level

Yusaku: You Idiot, See that neighbor's Girl 'Haibara Ai' she got 95% marks and you have failed. That neighbor's girl….
Conan: Why are you repeating Neighbor's girl several times, By seeing that 'Girl' Only I have failed in my EXAMS

Yusaku: See my boy, there is nothing in this world which is Impossible.
Shinichi: Oh I see, Then I will pour a glass of milk on the floor, put complete milk back in to the glass.

Kugoro was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, Eri asked what he was doing and he answered – waiting for autumn. SLAP!

One day there was this naked Conan and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked Conan for a few seconds, then the elephant ask the naked Conan, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"