Haibara:''Why Do Men Wear Underwear?

Conan: As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time

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Three Women Loves Shinichi.

But Shinichi Has To Choose Only One.

So He Decided To Test Them By Giving $5000 To Each One Of Them To Spend.

1st Lady Ran: Bought Costly Cosmetics For Herself, She Wanted To Look Good For Him.

2nd Lady Sera: Bought The Branded Shirts For The Guy, She Wanted To Make Him Look Dashing.

3rd Lady Sonoko: Didnt Spend Any Money And Deposited It To The Bank To Get Interest, She Wanted To Save The Money For Their Future .

At Last.

The He Married The Lady, Who Has Big Boobs 'Shiho!' .

Moral: How Ever Dense Shinichi might be, He Will Always Be a Man?

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Shiho: What is the perfect example of both Good & Bad Luck?

Shinichi: The naughty wind blows your skirt high (Good luck) but at the same time Dust falls in my eyes (Bad luck).

Shiho: *slap*

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Conan and Haibara of class 2 asked teacher Kobayashi:

"can kids of our age have kids?"

Kobayashi replied " NO Never!"

Conan said to Haibara, "see i told you not to worry!".

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Haibara wrote Most interesting line

on the front of T-shirt

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Excuse me !

My face is above.;-)...

Conan immediately wore a plain t shirt with a comment. ' Ive seen that only thing i havent is the inside of that'

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Genta Brings His Cat To School.

Kobayashi Asked: Why ?

Genta Tearfully Replies: I Heard Daddy Telling Mom I Am Going To Tear Your Pussy After Genta Goes To School

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Haibara was horny and wanted to get fucked. She seductively stared towards Conan and undid her panties beneath her skirt passionately...and huskily asked him with lustful sensations, can you make me feel, that am a woman?.

Conan casually undid his shirt & pants and replied. Sure, so wash these too with your panties.

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Conan: Why are condoms transparent?

Haibara: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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Conan: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Haibara: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

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Conan: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?

Haibara: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.

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Conan: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?

Haibara: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR.. it's SHOWTIME!

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A naked lady Vermouth gets into taxi. Driver looks at her.

Vermouth: haven't you ever seen a naked woman?

Driver: No I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me.

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Haibara wears sleeveless dress every time. On right arm she writes 'C' and on left arm 'L' .

Conan asked: what does it means?

Haibara: I am cOOl.

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Two Girls, Vermouth and Chianti were masturbating with carrots.

Conan says: What are you doing?

Girls: you naughty guy, will u join us?

Conan: Wait, I'll get a carrot...!

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Two kids were lying on bed in same basket.

1st Conan: I am boy and you?

2nd Haibara: I don't know.

Conan: wait I will see. He went into the blanket and said, you are a girl.

Haibara: how did you know?

Conan: because my socks are blue and your socks are pink.

Moral: Improve your thoughts for god sake.

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While fucking, Vermouth started shouting PEPSI PEPSI. Gin asked what's PEPSE?

Vermouth replied P-please E-enter your P-penny S-slowly I-inside.

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Judge: Why do you want a divorce?

Gin: she does not satisfy me in bed.

Judge: is it true madam?

Vermouth: dammit, whole colony is happy, only this idiot has problem.

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Ran- mom, when can you be sure that a man is thinking of sex?

Kisaki: put your finger near his nose, if he breathing, he is thinking of sex.

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Gin and Vodka are searching for their lost wife's.

Vodka: how does your wife looks?

Gin: 5.9 heights, 36-24-36, fair, blue eyes, sexy, what is yours?

Vodka: forget mine, let's search yours.

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Kobayashi: write a sentence ending with hand.

Conan: my penis in your hand.

Kobayashi slapped and asked: what is this?

Conan: oh I forget to put space between pen and is.

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On the first night both Gin and Vermouth claim virginity.

Vermouth(suspicious): if this is your first time then how you fucked so well?

Gin: if this is your 1st time then how you know I fucked so well?

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Vermouth bought a new transparent bra and wore in front of her husband.

Gin: honey you look very sexy in this bra.

Vermouth: you know salesman was also saying same thing.

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Vermouth enters a sex shop.

Vermouth: where is the duplicate penis section?

Clerk: it's their mam.

Vermouth: how much for this big red one?

Clerk: sorry madam, its fire extinguisher.

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Vermouth is a Nurse. She comes in doctor's room.

Doctor asked: why is your one boobs out of your shirt?

Vermouth: these medical students never keep the things at place after use.

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Conan: Why Vermouth wear's panties with printed flower?

Haibara: It's a way of saying come on guys, water my garden.

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Vermouth: if I sleep with your most loving friend what would be the first thought coming to your mind?

Gin: that you are a lesbian.

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Conan comes to class with broken specs.

Kobayashi: what happened?

Conan: I was kissing Haibara.

Kobayashi: but how did your specs break?

Conan: she closed her legs.

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Vermouth in good mood rotating husbands sex organ in bed.

Gin: Do you want Sex?

Vermouth: no., just joined car driving school and practicing gear changing.

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Gin and Vodka were having dinner, Gin says: pass the wine you divine.

Vodka thinks how poetic, and says: pass this custard you bastard.

*Gun Shot*

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90yrs old Vodka: my 18yrs wife is pregnant, your opinion.

Gin: I tell you a story. A hunter in hurry took an umbrella instead of gun. He saw a lion and lifts the umbrella and pulls the handle. The lion drops dead.

Vodka: that's impossible someone else must have shot it.

Gin: exactly now you understand.

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Conan:Monkeys and girls are same,because they fight only for banana.

Haibara: Boys and rats are same because they are always searching for new holes.

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Conan came crying,

Yusaku: what happened?

Conan: today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer, Haibara, who sits in front of us, had her slip stuck between her ass, seeing that my bench mate pulled it out.

Yusaku: that's bad, but why you are crying?

Conan: I knew that's bad, so I pushed it back into her ass and she slapped me.

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Haibara: Don't play with street dogs, you may get rabies.

Conan: Don't play with smart boys you may get babies.

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Vermouth read a book and tells Gin. "a bull fucks 300 times a year. You don't do quarter of that".

Gin: does the book say the bull fucks the same cow?

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Shiho: sorry sir you can't smoke here.

Shinichi: but I bought cigarette from this shop.

Shiho (coolly): we also sell condoms, but it doesn't mean you start fucking here.

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Haibara: my right leg is lunch and left leg is dinner, what you will like to have?

Conan: I would like to have snacks between lunch and dinner.

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Kobayashi: to keep your character good, think every woman as your mother.

Conan: but thinking every woman as my mother will make my fathers character bad.

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Shiho: What's the similarity between school bell and girls hole?

Shinichi: When you hit any of these, children come out.

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Conan: What's the Difference between good girl and bad girl?.

Haibara: Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere, but bad girl open all button to make the atmosphere hot.