Hey guys! Thanks so much for all the reviews. Thanks for reading my stories cause I thought that my writing blows…

Anyway, I'm sorry that the Mel and Joe action hasn't started, but it will.

So the usual – usual:

I don't own Melissa and Joey. If I did I'd be a freaking billionaire!

Mel

I'm so glad that Stephanie's here. I need to talk to similar minded person. "Oh my god, Mel. You're awake, at last. I came here yesterday but you were still out cold. Are you fine?" Stephanie asked when she came in.
"Yeah, I'm fine. I need to talk to you. It's about Joe."
"ooh, I'm already interested. But isn't it kinda strange? You almost died and you still wanna talk about your nanny" she said.
"That's exactly what I wanted to talk about. Everyone says that just before you die, you see your whole life flash before your eyes. That's funny, cause I didn't see my whole life. I just saw Joe. Isn't that crazy? I don't know why my brain has become so retarded. All this time, I didn't wanna admit it, but now it's obvious. And obviously, I don't wanna think about it all. Why couldn't I have just fired him when I had the chance? Hold on, let me finish." She said when Stephanie almost started talking. "At first, I just ignored my feelings and I thought it was just because he was getting married. He's not even here and he's getting on my nerves. This is just like Joe."

"Can I talk now? You need to tell him or it's gonna eat you up. Do you think he feels the same way? Do you think he'll ask you out?" Stephanie asked.
I don't get how cheesy she can be.
"Of course not, where do you get such ideas? He was just about to marry someone! It's obvious he doesn't feel the same way. And I don't think he has the chance to tell me cause I'm not telling him!" I said.
"What! You have to tell him. Didn't you hear what I just said?" Stephanie said. "No, I'm not telling him. I think my feelings were just conditional, with him getting married and all. And I officiated it remember, so I can't just ruin his life. Besides, Joe looked so happy when he saw Elena in that dress. He deserves it, after all he's gone through. So it's final, I'm not telling him. And you might wanna lower your voice, I don't want someone to hear us!"

"Fine! I don't even know why you ask for my help! And I think you should really get some sleep." Stephanie said.

Stephanie

Why is Mel acting so crazy! If I had the chance to get Joe, I would do anything! C'mon Stephanie, you do still have a chance.

Lennox

I can't believe what all has happened in just 3 days. Aunt Mel almost died, Joe admitted his feelings for Mel (even though she was out cold at the time) and the newest event : Mel talking to Stephanie about Joe!

I wanted to talk to Ryder about my plans to get Joe and Mel together. I couldn't find him in the cafeteria so I assumed that he would be in Aunt Mel's room. I was about to walk in, when I heard Stephanie and Mel talking. So my instincts just kicked in, of course I had to eavesdrop! And it's good that I did, cause I heard a lot of crazy stuff. Aunt Mel was telling Stephanie about her feelings for Joe! And that she felt so crappy when she had to officiate Elena's and Joe's wedding, but she did it cause she thought Elena made Joe happy. And that she really wanted to see Joe happy after all that had happened to him before. And she even said that Joe was the only thing that she saw when the car was hurtling at her. Aw, that's so sweet!

But Joe doesn't know that. He doesn't even know about Aunt Mel's feelings for him. This is so going in my blog.

I don't even know why I'm worrying, my plan is so gonna work. And if the first one doesn't we can use the second and the third and the fourth.. well, you got my point. The plan can't even be obvious. If it is, they'll bust me and Ryder. It has to be subtle and not at all like I set it up. Also, Ryder has to not screw it up. And that's gonna be real hard.

"Hey Ryder! You are not gonna believe what just happened. Aunt Mel was telling Stephanie about how she LOVES Joe!" and I said that stressing on the word 'loves'.
"Awesome! Now we just have to tell Joe about her feelings and Mel about his feelings. You wanna take Joe or should…" he said.
"Hold on, you seriously think that if we tell them, they're going to do something about it. They're just gonna be dazed… " Lennox started to say but she stopped when Joe came near them.
"Who's gonna be dazed, Lennox?" crap, what do we say now?
Lennox just panicked and said "The class. I'm writing a play about how horrible the principal is. And this one is sure to piss her off, unlike the last one." Luckily Joe bought it.
He just answered with an 'oh' and he went into Mel's room.

"How the hell did he buy that?" Ryder said.

"And as I was saying…. They're chicken, that's why a plan is needed." I continued.
"So what do you have? And don't make it really obvious, please." Ryder asked.
"I was thinking we could ask them for a 'family camping trip'. We could go out of the tent and five them some space to you know… and don't worry, you have a really small part. You just have to check the weather. I'll do all the talking and the convincing." Ryder seemed to agree that it wasn't too subtle and at the same time obvious.
"I had other ideas, but that involves talking to them about their feelings. And that's a dangerous path to go down."

Ryder and me shook on it. He was gonna do nothing but check the weather. I was gonna ask Joe and Mel if we could go, and I'm gonna be using the my-mom-is-in-jail-my-dad-is-on-the-run card. And I know how to sell that. I'll even ask Joe about him crying when Mel was out cold and tease him about it. At least then he would think of the trip in that way. It was better than asking him about his feelings and giving suggestions of how to.. woo Aunt Mel.

I really hope that it works. Both of them deserve to be happy. I know that me and Ryder have changed life for Aunt Mel. And Joe has gone through a lot, losing his money and his wife and the settlement. I can't believe that I almost wanted him to get the settlement, cause he and Mel were going to go to the gala and I know me and Ryder interrupted something when we walked in when they were eating in his apartment. If we hadn't gone, they would probably be dating by now. Maybe even married.

Fate works in strange ways, doesn't it?

Ryder

I don't think that I should tell Lennox about Joe crying outside the hospital. Anyway, we have the camping trip plan. That has to work, right? And if it doesn't she'll have other plans. It's Lennox, after all. She'll think of something.

It's not gonna be the same after Mel comes home. Everyone's gonna be on edge and awkward. I really hope things go back to normal. Anyway, I need to go see if Aunt Mel is fine. "Hey, Stephanie" I said as I walked in.

Thanks so much for reading and reviewing my stories.

Do you want mel and joe to connect on a tragedy or a happy occasion? When I say tragedy, I mean like a pregnancy or a relatives death, and a happy occasion means they both go out and something happens. Or do you want them to keep failing in all of Lennox's plans and then they make a move themselves?

If you want them to have a one – night stand, type your reviews, and I'll see what I can do.

And I'm sorry if I didn't get the whole man brain thing with Joe's POV. I'll try better next time.