The Doctor was busy plotting the co-ordinates to the pub in which Amy's fiancée Rory was having his stag do, and Rose and Amy were sitting together on the console.

"How much do you bet I could convince him to jump out of a cake to enter?" Rose asked, a mischievous twinkle in her eye

"Oh at least £10, The Doctor isn't that daft!" Amy said

"You're on, but you're going to so owe me that £10!" Rose said, and Amy laughed.

Rose gave Amy a little wink, and walked over to the doctor. "Doctor?" she said

"Yes dear," The Doctor said, looking up

"Probably the best way for you to actually enter Rory's stag do, would be to blend in right?"

"Yeah…"

"Well, he's probably going to have a stripper jumping out of a cake. So I'll get inside the cake, and do like a quick strip show, and then we can get him to come with us, yeah?"

"Absolutely not!" The Doctor said "No no, no flippin' way!"

"But doctor, that's going to be the best way, and Amy can't do it because it's her husband's stag do!"

"Well you certainly aren't! I'll do it! I'll jump out of the cake!" he said adamantly folding his arms

"Fine fine, you should, good plan doctor" Rose said, leaving him to fiddle with the console before heading back to Amy, and giggling.

"You definitely owe me a tenner now!"

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After managing to convince Rory to come to the TARDIS both Rose and Amy held their breaths to see his reaction to the TARDIS's shocking interior. But he didn't look at all that confused, just a little bit surprised; however The Doctor was oblivious to this and starting running around, waiting for Rory to be amazed.

"It's all very complicated, and I can't be bothered to go into it but yes it is bi-"

"It's basically another dimension."

Rose raised her eyebrows at this, Rory was pretty sharp and wasn't so much the confused nurse that he was the last time they met, but The Doctor just looked disheartened and started mumbling how he liked it when people said it was 'bigger on the inside'.

"Oh go on Rory, say it," Amy prompted, clutching his arm

"Fine," he said, and then turned around to admire the TARDIS. "Oh my gosh, its bigger on the inside!"

"Aha I knew there was a reason I liked you," The Doctor said smiling at Rory, before taking Rose's hand and walking over to the console.

"Come on then Rose, where should we take Rory and Amy on their first trip together?"

"Oooh somewhere romantic," Rose said dreamily

"What about Venice? Beautiful place!"

"Ah we could meet Casanova!"

"Definitely not! I'm not risking you or Amy near him anytime soon, plus I owe him a chicken."

"You and your bets! When did you make that!"

"Well you were visiting Jack and Jenny, and I got bored!"

"Whatever, before Casanovas time then?"

"Yes, much before. Don't want angry and horny relatives hunting us down do we?"

"Ha well you've got the angry ones, mine don't sound toO bad!"

"Rose Tyler get youR mind out of the gutter dear me, now let's see if Amy and Rory are up for it!"

But when they turned around Amy and Rory were up on the stairs, heading into the depths of the TARDIS.

"Sorry, but I thought I'd take Rory on a tour, as I couldn't face your flirting much longer!" Amy called down

"Bloody ginger," The Doctor muttered under his breath

"Heard that!" Amy called

Rose chuckled "Ha, she got you doctor!"

"Oh whatever just help me fly the TARDIS" The Doctor grumbled

"With pleasure," Rose said, giving him a light kiss and pulling down a lever, sending them hurtling into the vortex.

Short ik, kill me go on. I deserve it.

I'm thinking of wrapping this story up relatively soon, probably somewhere around twenty chapters and I think I should be done, because I don't want to drag this out longer than it needs to be. Muchloveeee.